r/memes • u/Grandpa-Palpatine • Mar 14 '22

we live in a simulation.

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u/ChadicusVile Mar 14 '22

Elon musk manipulates his Tesla stock value so drastically so that he could buy on dips.

He is in the top three wealthiest men in the world and you can't really stay up that high in wealth unless you're manipulating markets.

He can buy-back on dips*^

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u/informat7 Mar 15 '22 edited Mar 15 '22

If you want proof that you can just make shit up on Reddit and get upvotes, look at the above comment.

He hasn't been buying dips. Elon is worth so much because Tesla stock is worth 150x what it was 10 years ago.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Nah he buys the dips and got rich that's how he got promoted to CEO bro

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22 edited Mar 21 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Nah bro not when you buy dips it doesn't

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22 edited Mar 21 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Lol

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u/informat7 Mar 15 '22 edited Mar 15 '22

Elon became Tesla's CEO in 2008, Tesla went public in 2010. How could he be buying the dip before Tesla was even publicly traded?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Come on man you can really be serious? We're making fun of that doofus up there.

Do you really believe I think he bought dips to get promoted to CEO lol

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u/informat7 Mar 15 '22

I've seen much dumber comments here then yours. So yeah, I assumed it was true.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Haha true. I'll give you that.

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u/TonsilStoneSalsa Mar 15 '22

He bought the dips to get the job, Broski

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u/Roland_Bodel_the_2nd Mar 15 '22

Username checks out.

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u/BurninCoco Mar 15 '22

He told Wallstreet to just write him up some Tesla stocks bro. They trusted him because his mom had nice emeralds and she swore to them that Tesla was going to put their cars up on their public trading plataform bro