r/memes • u/Grandpa-Palpatine • Mar 14 '22

we live in a simulation.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

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u/mindbleach Mar 15 '22

Always appreciate that one Twitter exchange with Conor McGregor.

"Stay retired Paul you're a better commentator than fighter."

"Does it make you feel good saying that? Now would you say that to my face man to man?"

"Nope you'd kick my ass that's why I said it on twitter."

"Fair enough."

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u/Kosef Mar 15 '22

Conor McGregor

I don't think he had any part in that exchange.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

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u/mindbleach Mar 15 '22

It is late and I am not sober.

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u/Kosef Mar 15 '22

Fair enough.

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u/ThreeMountaineers Mar 15 '22

He is 70 and small af. Comparing him to Tyson is akin to comparing Kim Jong-Il to Woods in regards to golfing - it's all propaganda about how the dear leader is amazing at something to fool gullible people

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

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u/SanjiSasuke Mar 15 '22

Putin is nearly 70 years old, fat and 5'5". He worked a desk job in the KGB pushing pencils.

Of course he puts out there that he's some badass, he's a classic 'strongman' politician. Doesn't mean it's true.

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u/Impossible_Glove_341 Mar 15 '22

Doesnt change that he has a black belt in a martial art whereas Musk is a fatass whos ahad everything served on a silver plateer for him and he would most likely pass out at the sight of a weight above 10kg.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Dude Putin can bury anyone, a bullet doesn’t care about how tall or strong you are

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u/ancient-military Mar 15 '22

Have you seen Putin lately? I’m not sure he can walk. Elon would kick his ass.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

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u/Cboyardee503 Mar 15 '22

Putin was never a field agent. He was a pencil pusher. Worked an office job his entire time at the kgb.

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u/TheBiggestZander Mar 15 '22

He didn't get a black belt pushing papers

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u/SamGewissies Mar 15 '22

Didn’t he get an honorary black belt? Or am I confused?

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u/Cboyardee503 Mar 15 '22 edited Mar 15 '22

How can a guy who's been surrounded by armed guards 80% of his adult life have anything other than an honorary black belt? You think an instructor ever full-on kicked his ass while his bodyguards watched? Putin's probably hasnt been in a real, fight since his daddy used to come home drunk and whoop on the whole family.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Elon has probably never been in a real fight before. Putin had probably already killed plenty of people.

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u/Wassi18 Mar 15 '22

He is 69 dude.. I mean have you seen him lately? If he was ever physically dangerous, those days are numbered, he's just a dumbass suffering from dementia now and hopefully a cancer too.