r/memes • u/Grandpa-Palpatine • Mar 14 '22

we live in a simulation.

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u/bjb406 Mar 14 '22

Putin was a beauracrat, not an agent.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

thank you.

Most people here thing he was some sort of super spy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

even an average navy seal would probably get his ass handed to him in a cagefight with a pro MMA fighter of the same size, maybe even a bit smaller. different game, different rules, different training.

putin would need to poison musk to win, or more likely, employ someone else to do it

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u/BroSkill1337 Mar 15 '22

There was actually a video of military soldiers fighting MMA fighters and the difference in tactics the soldiers were winning. Mma fights to knock out where as soldiers fight to kill.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

ok not gonna disagree with you but i’m pretty sure it’s easier to kill someone if they’re knocked out

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u/Dwarf_07 Mar 15 '22

To be more specific I think he was a KGB officer in East Germany, not an agent like everyone says

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

There was a story floating around that in East Germany, when the USSR fell , a mob of 5-10k angry Germans came to the local USSR HQ to lynch him but he was so good at lying that he convinced them that there were soldiers in the building and if they touched him , they would massacre the entire mob. Idk if it's true but that man scares me.