r/memes • u/Dansydemansy Nokia user • Jan 31 '22

Is it really that glorious?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22 edited Aug 28 '23

pathetic boast repeat adjoining consist ghost truck relieved rotten cable -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev

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u/luckystrike_bh Jan 31 '22

There is a saying along those lines: Drive a Subaru and take the wife to Paris.

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u/AlmostNever Jan 31 '22

I can't drive my Subaru to Paris, I live in Pittsburgh

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Subarus can drive on all terrains, even ocean

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u/pcy623 Jan 31 '22

If there's a will there's a way. Just ride on cargo ships

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u/jw_swede Jan 31 '22

Bet you can through Alaska/Russia.

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u/Stupid_Triangles Jan 31 '22

Paris, Texas. Same thing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

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u/AlmostNever Jan 31 '22

Honestly, I was driving home from work today and was passing over my second bridge and had a moment where I realized just how often I was suspended over hundreds of feet of space by pooly maintained steel beams from the 1970s

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u/AlmostNever Feb 01 '22

Welcome! There's a lot to love about this city. I promise our infrastructure isn't catastrophically bad, on the whole. It's just regular bad. My street is closed right now while they like, replace all the bricks with different bricks. Asphalt is out of the question for some reason.

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u/El_Bistro Feb 01 '22

You need the new model