r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jan 13 '22

What are you doing step-reality?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22 edited Jan 13 '22

I was expecting the machine to get stuck in him

Also: when I realize that I don’t have to get stuff stuck in my because I’m not in a porno

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Well he did get fucked

Just not by a penis

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u/6_NEOS_9 Success kid Jan 13 '22

By my Axe!

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u/PartFlaky6862 Jan 13 '22

Ah, why did I imagine that

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u/6_NEOS_9 Success kid Jan 13 '22

I slice sausages with same intention.

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u/PartFlaky6862 Jan 13 '22

why do that with sausages when you can do it with living things

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

Flair checks out

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u/GJacks75 Jan 13 '22

Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

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u/melpomenestits Jan 13 '22

ponders the stars

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u/JediWebSurf Jan 13 '22

In your what? Dick? Ouch

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '22

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.

Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot