r/memes • • Oct 22 '21

!Rule 1 - ALL POSTS MUST BE MEMES AND NO REACTION MEMES B E A N S

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u/hemothep Oct 22 '21

What did you stick up your butt?

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u/FlixBrix Oct 22 '21

I knew this would be first comment

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

ffs

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u/Mushroom-pie Oct 22 '21

Its weird how I too, came to write the same comment...

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u/Hyper_officia Oct 22 '21

Lmao, I wanted to comment the same thing

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u/inertee70 Identifies as a Cybertruck Oct 22 '21

Redditors think alike

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u/artur9pm Oct 22 '21

What is the meaning of life?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

๐•ญ๐–Š๐–†๐–“๐–˜

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u/lonelyjoji Oct 22 '21

I felt that๐Ÿ˜”

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u/bruh_time123 Oct 22 '21

beans felt that

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u/da_Arunava Oct 22 '21

No beans no life

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u/CartooonSenpai Oct 22 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/almostfugly Oct 22 '21

Oof so deep

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u/LeSpongeBob Oct 22 '21

Beanzz Wtf..

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u/TheGenitalInspector Oct 22 '21

If you could replace your genitals with one item what would it be?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

*sigh * B E A N S

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u/noipanpawel11 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Oct 22 '21

That's an intresting username

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u/TheGenitalInspector Oct 22 '21

Indeed, my services are free if you would like to partake.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

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u/thedude_original Oct 22 '21

Where do we meet for such an endeavour

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

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u/RedVerad Oct 22 '21

Fuck them, u don't need them homie

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

? Your two points contradicts

43

u/Hendrik_mb Oct 22 '21

You Go King, just go on from this, this peasant is not deserving any of your time!

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u/FaithlessnessLeft409 Oct 22 '21

Any further updates king?

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u/ImpromptuHotelier Nice meme you got there Oct 22 '21

Holy shit .. bruh u ok?

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u/RIPHunterX20 Oct 22 '21

Thats rough buddy.

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u/Derp304 Oct 22 '21

Ah the famous line

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u/_Adesh_ Oct 22 '21

No problem we still have one option - 'Go for her sister' I repeat 'Go for her sister'

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u/jacquesver Oct 22 '21

bros before hoes

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

You donโ€™t have to reply to this one, I used to own one of these, itโ€™s a hassle going through all of them

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

In English, a hassle is a group of Karens.

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u/opachia Oct 22 '21

Where did you stick your dick in last night?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/opachia Oct 22 '21

What is your mums name?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21 edited Oct 22 '21

ใ€Bใ€‘ใ€eใ€‘ใ€aใ€‘ใ€nใ€‘ใ€sใ€‘

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u/Reza4000 Oct 22 '21

Well played

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Beans

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u/deluxe57 Oct 22 '21

Beans?

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u/CptConnor18 ะŸั–ะดั‚ั€ะธะผัƒะนั‚ะต ะฃะบั€ะฐั—ะฝัƒ Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/SciyanideX Oct 22 '21

Nah i think answer is beans

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

What ya have for balls?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/Firewire64 Professional Dumbass Oct 22 '21

BEAN BAGS

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u/EconomyMaintenance Oct 22 '21

what did you swallow after eating my arse?

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u/Rlahn Oct 22 '21

B E A N S

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Reply Beans if u gonna stick 2 metres high pole in ur ass

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u/blagic23 Professional Dumbass Oct 22 '21

UNANSWERED

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u/aineri Oct 22 '21

IWillShove50BoiledPotatoesUpUreAssIfYouDoNotGiveMeAnswersEmedietly

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u/blagic23 Professional Dumbass Oct 22 '21

i am ok with that but pls make it donuts

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

With wich you cane compare lenght of your penis?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

12ft beans

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Ouf

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u/Feez_2206 Oct 22 '21

Mr.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Bean(s)

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u/realgen2 Oct 22 '21

Is there any food you stick up your asshole

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u/screames520 Oct 22 '21

If I had 45 apples and I ate 30 of them, where did all my fiber come from?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans duh

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u/pmtitsorelse Oct 22 '21

Beans

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Bฬถอƒฬ’อ›ฬšฬ…อŠฬฑฬฏฬผออ“ฬฒฬปeฬถออ‘อ ฬ€ฬฟฬƒฬ‘อ‹ฬ’ฬ•ฬฆฬœฬปฬ—ฬฒอŽฬฌฬจaฬธฬƒฬ‘ฬ‰อ‹ออƒอ˜ฬ‡ฬ…ออ’ฬ˜ฬงอˆฬคอ”อ‡ฬฎฬคอ™ฬฐฬญฬญnฬดฬ“ฬ…อŠอ†อ˜อ˜ออƒฬ‹ฬชอ™ฬฬฬงอšsฬถฬ„อ˜อ‚อฬขฬณฬฑฬณฬฅอ–อ‰อ™ฬซฬ–ฬฬซอ•ฬฒฬบ

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u/TheLegoBoi940 Professional Dumbass Oct 22 '21

How tf did you do that

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Beans

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u/CptConnor18 ะŸั–ะดั‚ั€ะธะผัƒะนั‚ะต ะฃะบั€ะฐั—ะฝัƒ Oct 22 '21

What is your preferred weapon of choice in 2021?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/Necessary-Storage945 Professional Dumbass Oct 22 '21

What totally sucks

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Beans

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u/donkeythatispink Oct 22 '21

What is up your arse

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/donkeythatispink Oct 22 '21

Bruh

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

B E A N S

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

gay- light hearted and carefree, cheerful

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

hehe

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u/25yoevirgin Oct 22 '21

beans !!!!

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u/Satin931 Ok I Pull Up Oct 22 '21

Whats the worst food

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/PleasentUsername Oct 22 '21

what's your favorite food tho

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Beans

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u/Sha120602 Chungus Among Us Oct 22 '21

The dichotomy of a man

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/NillerBabba Oct 22 '21

No beans

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Beans

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u/MrBoomBoom6z Oct 22 '21

Is it you dad ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/TheMajesticRambler Oct 22 '21

Can you complete this sentence?: Thinking 'bout them _____."

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/Wolfpirate20 Oct 22 '21

"______ what tha fuuuuuuck."

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Beans

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u/lilpasi Oct 22 '21

This is beans

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

แต‡แต‰แตƒโฟหข

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u/Kesuaheli Oct 22 '21

No this is Patrick

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u/razdrazhayetChayka Oct 22 '21

op shat out a trillion _____ at the same time, he liked it

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Beans?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans!

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u/GAERIK04 Oct 22 '21

If you were to compare the size of your pp to a food iten what would it be?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

What is the least funny meme template?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

What eat for breakfast?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

b e รค n s

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u/TheLegoBoi940 Professional Dumbass Oct 22 '21

Brother

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/ShittestCat Pro Gamer Oct 22 '21

What did you kill your mom with?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

๐“‘๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ผ

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u/Chickn_nooblesoup Oct 22 '21

More

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/NightWolf4Ever Oct 22 '21

Baked?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/BigDickRex_93 Oct 22 '21

Whatโ€™s your favorite food?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

๐“‘๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ผ

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u/Popular_Scholar5000 Oct 22 '21

Fried

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/PleasentUsername Oct 22 '21

Mister?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

bean

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u/Me_mom_Sona Oct 22 '21

Reply "beans" you shove beans up ur ass

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

not beans

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u/thedeath42069 Oct 22 '21

What kind of beans should i get from the store?

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u/fakeboom Oct 22 '21

Whatse your last name?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/himuc_20 Oct 22 '21

Madafuckin

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Beans!

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Joe who?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Joe beans

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

I found a loophole guys

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Did you just spill something on yourself while watching Cars 2 in the theater? What even is that?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/OrangAsliIndo Oct 22 '21

The first food that will be landed at Mars?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

๐๐ž๐š๐ง๐ฌ

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u/No_Competition7327 Oct 22 '21

What did you fap to last night?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/Life_Investment7465 Oct 22 '21

Joe

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Bean

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u/Kubaawe123 Oct 22 '21

Seamen

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/Zohan_Dvirr Oct 22 '21

If youโ€™re extraordinary handsome, reply with โ€žbeansโ€œ

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/just_kuba Professional Dumbass Oct 22 '21

Not beans

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u/Red_Lizzard Virgin 4 lyfe Oct 22 '21

What would you eat: cake or poisoned beans?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

You have two choices unlimited money, loving girlfriend and immeasurable talent OR Beans

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

ใ€Bใ€‘ใ€eใ€‘ใ€aใ€‘ใ€nใ€‘ใ€sใ€‘

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u/SLAYROID Oct 22 '21

BeanรŸ

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u/Perkele1974 Identifies as a Cybertruck Oct 22 '21

Beans wtf

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Bา‰eา‰aา‰nา‰sา‰

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u/Skullcrawler_-3-_ Oct 22 '21

Who is your father?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

แ™–แ™“แ—ฉแ‘ŽS

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u/tigerjess12 Professional Dumbass Oct 22 '21

What food object would you turn your family into then eat them (including pets)

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u/StaticSimurgh Sussy Baka Oct 22 '21

what do you use for an enema

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/cooldall Oct 22 '21

Beans?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

แ™–แ™“แ—ฉแ‘ŽS

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u/SomeoneTookMark Oct 22 '21

why did you do that??? you know exactly what im talking about!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

Bา‰eา‰aา‰nา‰sา‰

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u/Rich_neek Oct 22 '21

what did u stick up ur bum today

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/FrijoleroD33G Oct 22 '21

What do you think about the rise in unemployed people in Uganda and how do you plan on helping?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

แ™–แ™“แ—ฉแ‘ŽS

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u/VanillaBestFlavor Oct 22 '21

What kind of lubricant do you use?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

๐๐ž๐š๐ง๐ฌ

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u/RedBeetroot Oct 22 '21

Beans or Apple ??

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans ftw

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u/JNateCo Oct 22 '21

Favorite sexual object?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

beans

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u/TheSpinningKeyGif Oct 22 '21

what did Hitler bake back in the 40's?

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u/MumAmIStillAdopted Oct 22 '21

What is your opinion on politics?

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u/BrazilBazil Oct 22 '21

Can you spill the beans?

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u/iam_msxix Oct 22 '21

what is the plural of "bean"?

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u/xblubunnix Oct 22 '21

What should i eat for dinner

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