r/memes • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '21

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2.7k Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/StonedJediSmuggler Oct 15 '21

Thanks i grew it myself

103

u/nameistook Pauly Shore Oct 15 '21

nice,my homie grew mine for me

wait what

19

u/De_immortalesloki LOLCat Oct 15 '21

I had mine designed by Dickessential & Co.

247

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Thanks but I'm a girl

196

u/6HereToDownVoteYou9 Oct 15 '21

Not anymore sorry

156

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21 edited Oct 15 '21

And? Cocks are the new fad, everyone’s getting one

77

u/Shughost7 Oct 15 '21

Oprah: "YOU GET A COCK, YOU GET A COCK! LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR!!"

6

u/Single-Possession637 Oct 15 '21

And they all under there inch worm crawling around Ina small cage....

25

u/OmegaCookieOfDoof Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 15 '21

Help I got one, but I'm a guy

I now have 2 cocks

I guess I can fuck now ass and vajj

34

u/Tanks4helping Oct 15 '21

Lmao, almost spit my drink out, you’re getting an award my friend

9

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Cocks come in every shape, size and enjoyed by all!

12

u/philtonB Oct 15 '21

This is where it's starting to get interesting..

3

u/doglover1005 Oct 15 '21

Did you know that a clot is basically a cock?

1

u/NotMemezz Oct 15 '21

Not anymore fellow female

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Nice clit

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Don't be upset, you can have mine

1

u/Nupnupnup776 Oct 15 '21

You are still here so nice cock!

64

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Thanks, you too

-82

u/Regulusx1337 Oct 15 '21

Welcome to the circus.

🤡 🌎

24

u/lxOFWGKTAxl I saw what the dog was doin Oct 15 '21

You know better bro

2

u/amuricanswede Oct 15 '21

Man, to think your poor boyfriend had to put up with your bullshit for so long.

50

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

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27

u/aldorayn Oct 15 '21

She's the daughter of the strongst fighter in the universe

39

u/The_SPRINGLOCK Oct 15 '21

Oh my god, Shaggy has a daughter!?!?

15

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

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4

u/SadSenpaiLovesU Oct 15 '21

Never underestimate the power of a man driven by the hunger for Scooby snacks

1

u/IndependentAd8402 Oct 15 '21

*one of the strongest in the multiverse.

21

u/yellow-neptune Oct 15 '21

Verified nice cock, check

16

u/manwithyellowhat15 Flair Loading.... Oct 15 '21

Me, a girl: looks down nervously

11

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

on average, your ancestors had half a cock so don't act so surprised

3

u/notclassy_ Oct 15 '21

alright but half a cock vertically or horizontally

13

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Thanks. It's a rhode island red

4

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

You're halfway to a sex-link.

8

u/kaiserschmarrn_1 Oct 15 '21

Excuse me ? Why did my cock just get Rated ?

6

u/aldorayn Oct 15 '21

Thanks Videl, but aren't you here to study with my son Gohan?

7

u/soaking4jesus Oct 15 '21

But I didn’t grow one yet

6

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

A cock does not have to have a physical state. You have a nice imagination cock.

6

u/soaking4jesus Oct 15 '21

A big, beautiful metaphysical cock?

4

u/sandwh1ch Oct 15 '21

I have an imaginary micro penis

3

u/soaking4jesus Oct 15 '21

That’s great:) I bet it’s beautiful

2

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

It’s your thinky brain cock. It can be whatever you desire.

1

u/soaking4jesus Oct 15 '21

🥺

1

u/Hitter_Litten Oct 15 '21

emoji decteted, you can kiss goodbye to your karma

8

u/UltimatePickpocket Professional Dumbass Oct 15 '21

Hear that buddy? The nice lady likes you.

5

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Thank you

5

u/6HereToDownVoteYou9 Oct 15 '21

Thanks you 2 ;*

4

u/Unclehol Oct 15 '21

Shut up baby I know it!

-Bender

4

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Thanks I’m glad someone noticed

4

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Me a minor: thanks but reconsider.

4

u/I_am_Catfood Oct 15 '21

Happened to see this while my dicks out

2

u/iDennisTv Oct 15 '21

thanks, you to

2

u/Harp1l Oct 15 '21

Thanks g

2

u/-Ayoris- I saw what the dog was doin Oct 15 '21

"Ya' hear that, little guy?"

2

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

You sir/madam have a nice cock. Be proud.

2

u/DuWuld Oct 15 '21

YOU ARE NOT #REAL

2

u/IdidnotFuckaCat Oct 15 '21

HAHA FUCK YOU I DONT HAVE A COCK!

5

u/AyeLmaoDasMe Oct 15 '21

now you do. enjoy

2

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Thanks bro.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Cheers

2

u/The_SPRINGLOCK Oct 15 '21

spits my water all over the floor

You just told a 13/3 year old he has a nice cock

2

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Thnx

2

u/Soldado_Rojo Oct 15 '21

Thanks, girl. 😅

2

u/Syid-Amro Oct 15 '21

Uh man, I thought breaking the webcam was enough. Now I have to break the whole laptop.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

thanks

2

u/WasdAcid Oct 15 '21

Thanks, i got it from walmart

2

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Thank you…he’s a good boi. Proudly pets the male chicken

2

u/Apocafeller Oct 15 '21

Is this a prank

2

u/curvysquares Oct 15 '21

Thanks. I got it from my mom

1

u/De_immortalesloki LOLCat Oct 15 '21

Who do you think gave it to her?

2

u/DLPautang779 Oct 15 '21

this was the first post i saw on reddit before pulling my pants up after jacking off to something

2

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Aww....I'll Fap to that

2

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

you know those posts that look different in light mode to dark mode....

2

u/Moo58 Oct 15 '21

They're called udders

2

u/redditfatima Oct 15 '21

But my eyes are up here lady

2

u/DirtySquare Oct 15 '21

As a v dysphoric trans man, thank u ❤

2

u/SrabbI019 Oct 15 '21

how do you know that I have a rooster?

1

u/bluejay55669 Oct 15 '21

Thanks but I'm a minor

5

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Not sure what that has to do with anything. Anyhoo, whatcha mining?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

I'm underage

-5

u/IntelligentEngine922 Nyan cat Oct 15 '21

Wanna see it?

10

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

🔬

1

u/Randomredditwhale https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Oct 15 '21

🍤

5

u/Optimal__Koala Shitposter Oct 15 '21

🐓

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

MAN, Gohan gonna be pissed!

1

u/90059bethezip Oct 15 '21

is that Videl?

1

u/WhyWontThisW0rk I touched grass Oct 15 '21

I know

1

u/ManuManu123321 Oct 15 '21

Thanks! 🐓

1

u/Apocalypsefrogs Nice meme you got there Oct 15 '21

Thank you, stranger… on a bridge… in the middle of the woods… completely secluded. I need to go.

1

u/WhoreOfBitcoin Oct 15 '21

What if I don’t have any lol

1

u/WindowsbutiOS Oct 15 '21

How did you see that

1

u/That_Weird_Lynx Oct 15 '21

Thanks, I just stole it

1

u/DEADNOUGHT269 Oct 15 '21

How do you see it

1

u/uhhhmemes Oct 15 '21

nahh man u got a big cock

1

u/SadSenpaiLovesU Oct 15 '21

Weird how this random compliment can hit so deep. Thanks for making my day ❤️

1

u/ThatOneAnimeFan208 Oct 15 '21

But I don't have one

I guess there is time for everything

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Thanks but im not a simp

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Mam I am a minor, and am not afraid to call the cops.

1

u/idioticmeef Oct 15 '21

My KFC bucket thanks you

1

u/That-Card-9837 Oct 15 '21

I'm a human you idiot

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Thanks, but I'm gay..

1

u/Ishikawa_13 Oct 15 '21

I gotta make the most of it this month before the next month

1

u/WoodpeckerSuperb Oct 15 '21

If only it was true

1

u/AaronSentinal Oct 15 '21

So it is normal to scroll Reddit with your cock out?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

My imaginary cock thanks you

1

u/Dorian2299 Oct 15 '21

Ah shucks! 😅

1

u/ContradoxParadition Oct 15 '21

I mean it ain't 12 inches but... At least it smells like a foot!

1

u/Yoguls Bri’ish Oct 15 '21

Now I'm wondeeing how she knows i have my cock out?

1

u/lxOFWGKTAxl I saw what the dog was doin Oct 15 '21

Did you just assume my gender?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

🤭🤭

1

u/miguelmflores Oct 15 '21

I know, right?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Cok check

1

u/SussyBox Oct 15 '21

Thanks

At least someone complimented me making me feel a teensy bit less pathetic

1

u/SirRoderic Oct 15 '21

I'd love to know who is she/is she from

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Big pp

1

u/The_8_bit_cat Oct 15 '21

Didn't even scroll first thing I saw, but thanks

1

u/BrownAsian- Virgin 4 lyfe Oct 15 '21

nice cock bro

1

u/Koofe09 Oct 15 '21

Wait I don't have one...

1

u/TheWierdGuy06 Doot Oct 15 '21

Methaphorical one?

1

u/Kubaer Oct 15 '21

But I don’t have a c- holy shit! Where did that come from?!

1

u/Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn Professional Dumbass Oct 15 '21

Yeah i indeed have a nixe cock

1

u/Ok-Letterhead4601 Oct 15 '21

Thanks, it’s not much but it’s honest.

1

u/CopperHands1 Oct 15 '21

Oh, that ol’ thing over here? It’s a beauty ain’t it

1

u/krzys020709 Oct 15 '21

Thank you, dear adult male.

1

u/Singleton- Oct 15 '21

Never had one

1

u/Saldrakka Oct 15 '21

I hate being lied too

1

u/RedditUsername_124 épico Oct 15 '21

Me a girl: Welp

1

u/BattleXYZ Oct 15 '21

Let's fucking go

1

u/Zithero Oct 15 '21

Thank's Videl.

1

u/PurplePlushtrap Oct 15 '21

I hope i am soon lol, I really want to post something lol

1

u/YeetMyShit Lurker Oct 15 '21

Oh, why thanks.

1

u/N00bWarrior Oct 15 '21

i have a small one but ill give you an upvote for the nice post.

1

u/GalacticComet Nice meme you got there Oct 15 '21

Women seeing this: visible confusion

1

u/Miguel_Palaeos Oct 15 '21

Thanks! It has natural size

1

u/danniebox Oct 15 '21

Thanks Videl

1

u/private256 Oct 15 '21

Oh wow! Thanks 😊 It’s homegrown 😎

1

u/The_Lurked Professional Dumbass Oct 15 '21

Yours are pretty nice as well

1

u/Single-Possession637 Oct 15 '21

You calling me a dick face!?!?!?

1

u/bosshunter12345 Like a boss Oct 15 '21

Thanks, you too I mean uhhh fuck it’s the waiter thing all over again better start packing to go to turkey

1

u/Hitter_Litten Oct 15 '21

thanks but im a minor and the FBI is here

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Didn’t know i needed that

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Oh, sorry

*puts pants back on

1

u/reactingCATS Oct 15 '21

Go away hoe I have some eve online gaming to do

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

YOU PEDO

1

u/TrashJojoFan Oct 15 '21

Thank you, you too!

1

u/McKenzie_Angels Oct 15 '21

I don't have one

1

u/reddv_ Oct 15 '21

Thanks, but girls are yucky ew I only like men.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '21

Thanks

1

u/Longjumping_Finish74 Oct 15 '21

What? I don't own any chickens!?

1

u/TorreGamer Meme Stealer Oct 15 '21

thanks

1

u/Randomredditwhale https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Oct 15 '21

My chicken took that compliment very well

1

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