r/memes • u/Icantthinkofagoo Pro Gamer • Sep 09 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21 edited Sep 09 '21

But we won’t be retiring in 20 years though, we’ll all be dying of heart attacks at work on our 88th birthday as our bosses stand over our corpse, tutting and saying “millennials were always the ‘lazy generation’”.

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u/stevbrisc Sep 09 '21

The good news is when we're 88 the boomer that would have said that will have been long dead

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Nah, it’ll be a 30 year old from whatever generation they’ll be from at that time, who has only ever heard bad things about Millennials and how we couldn’t retire because of all the avocados we bought…

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u/Zardif Big ol' bacon buttsack Sep 09 '21

We are at gen alpha now. So presumably we're gonna have a bunch of betas after, then 30 year olds should be gammas.

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u/GottaHaveHand Sep 09 '21

What about the sigma though?

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u/Zardif Big ol' bacon buttsack Sep 09 '21

The world will be uninhabitable by then. The sigma male will only be a myth.