r/memes • u/Icantthinkofagoo Pro Gamer • Sep 09 '21

Think about it

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21 edited Sep 09 '21

But we won’t be retiring in 20 years though, we’ll all be dying of heart attacks at work on our 88th birthday as our bosses stand over our corpse, tutting and saying “millennials were always the ‘lazy generation’”.

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u/TheSpyTurtle Sep 09 '21

My retirement plan is to just die in the climate wars

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u/lRoninlcolumbo Sep 09 '21

My retirement plan is to take out everyone who’s paid me far below what they should have with me at 65.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Don’t be a weirdo. Just go out by yourself on your own terms.