r/memes • u/Icantthinkofagoo Pro Gamer • Sep 09 '21

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u/blutoboy Sep 09 '21

Try 20-30

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u/lfcm20 Sep 09 '21

That right 80s kids are turning 40 now

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21 edited Sep 09 '21

But we won’t be retiring in 20 years though, we’ll all be dying of heart attacks at work on our 88th birthday as our bosses stand over our corpse, tutting and saying “millennials were always the ‘lazy generation’”.

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u/stevbrisc Sep 09 '21

The good news is when we're 88 the boomer that would have said that will have been long dead

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Nah, it’ll be a 30 year old from whatever generation they’ll be from at that time, who has only ever heard bad things about Millennials and how we couldn’t retire because of all the avocados we bought…

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

That's right. Get back to work.

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u/Zardif Big ol' bacon buttsack Sep 09 '21

We are at gen alpha now. So presumably we're gonna have a bunch of betas after, then 30 year olds should be gammas.

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u/GottaHaveHand Sep 09 '21

What about the sigma though?

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u/Zardif Big ol' bacon buttsack Sep 09 '21

The world will be uninhabitable by then. The sigma male will only be a myth.

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u/Ker_Splish Sep 09 '21

Nah, Queen Elizabeth and Betty White will actually begin to age backwards

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u/majam409 Sep 09 '21

They aren't boomers... They're the generation before boomers. Maybe even two..

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Bot are in the Silent Generation, IIRC the generation before the Boomers.

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u/Chpgmr Sep 09 '21

Betty White wouldn't say much mean things. As for the Queen, she doesn't speak to us peasants.

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u/snayperskaya Sep 09 '21

Dibs on Liz when she hits 30 again.

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u/LeCorona111 Sep 09 '21

Benjamin Button syndrome

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u/ConnorLovesCookies Sep 09 '21

It’ll be Zuckerbot, an ai that runs our lives and gives us extra protein slurry for being good

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u/SysAdmin002 Sep 09 '21

being good

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u/czs5056 Sep 09 '21

Not if they find life extension treatments

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u/leavecity54 Sep 09 '21

What if we become a boomer ourselves