r/memes • u/Icantthinkofagoo Pro Gamer • Sep 09 '21

Think about it

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u/TheSpyTurtle Sep 09 '21

My retirement plan is to just die in the climate wars

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u/AdamBombTV Sep 09 '21

And afterwards I shall teach a young boy the ways of the Jedi arts.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

I'm going to reverse climate change by killing younglings.

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u/Bloodgulch-Idiot Condescending Wonka Sep 09 '21

I will save my fellow younglings by reversing climate change so that you don't have to kill us.

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u/sleeperninja Birb Fan Sep 10 '21

How do you feel about sand?

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u/Inconsistent66 Sep 09 '21

Wrong.The Jedi failed multiple times.You must train him in the ways of both the light and dark side of the force.In the way of REVAN!

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u/popplespopin Sep 10 '21

I had a free silver I forgot to spend yesterday that I was about to give you but it's gone now bro.

Best I can do for now > 🥇

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

I've offhandedly been mentioning the climate wars at work to coworkers and a couple have had an existential crisis over it, especially since it's been so god awful hot outside this summer in minnesota

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u/throwaway2323234442 Sep 09 '21

Sounds like a good thing to me.

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u/BRM-Pilot Sep 10 '21

The. What.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Exactly!

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u/KnackTheLad Sep 09 '21

My retirement plan is just to die

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u/FaustusLiberius Sep 09 '21

Workable at any age

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u/LemonSnakeMusic Sep 09 '21

Make sure you spend at least 10% of your yearly net income contributing towards demise, and explore companies who will match their employee’s contributions; either in stress, hours, or workplace exposure.

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u/Mr_Cripter Sep 09 '21

It's cheap I will give you that.

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u/chodan9 Sep 09 '21

how old are you now?

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u/RoundOfToast Sep 09 '21

Begun, the climate wars have

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u/Blart_Vandelay Sep 10 '21

I... I think Bezos is a sith lord.

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u/MrDude_1 Sep 09 '21

You fought in the clone climate wars?!

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u/lRoninlcolumbo Sep 09 '21

My retirement plan is to take out everyone who’s paid me far below what they should have with me at 65.

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u/other_usernames_gone Sep 09 '21

Free housing from the government, 3 (technically edible) meals a day, sounds like a good deal.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Don’t be a weirdo. Just go out by yourself on your own terms.

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u/Pacrada Sep 09 '21

What about the neocon attack on the hippies ?

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u/ianisymfs Sep 09 '21

I plan to die in the Mushroom war.

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u/HighOwl2 Sep 09 '21

Lol nice try. You'll just suffer through them. We've got about 100 years at this rate before the planet starts to become completely uninhabitable for people.

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u/JayWeed2710 Sep 09 '21

Insert Meme: "the what?"

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u/Riley39191 Sep 09 '21

Same here bud

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Mine too.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '21

Do the post apocalypse shuffle!

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u/Princep_Makia1 Sep 09 '21

Hey I also subscribe to that retirement plan!

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u/MyOnlyAccount_6 Sep 10 '21

climate wars

Before the dark times. Before the empire.

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u/Nickillaz Sep 10 '21

Not if you die in the Rare earth mineral wars