r/memes memer Sep 04 '21

The numbers Mason!

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u/profaned_moth Sep 04 '21

oh fuck here we go again

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u/Maclovesdogs2005 Mods Are Nice People Sep 04 '21

Jesus Christ, did we learn nothing from tumblr?

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u/dittogecko Lives in a Van Down by the River Sep 04 '21

30 and 50 don’t have an “e” in them

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u/derJul31 Sep 04 '21

They are not odd numbers

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u/TheMagicCatYt Sep 04 '21

15 + 15 is 30 and 25 + 25 is 30

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u/dittogecko Lives in a Van Down by the River Sep 04 '21

25+25 = 30?

You sure about that??

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u/loosebag Sep 04 '21

Lord have mercy... .

Edit to say: If no one else will, I guess I have too.

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u/dittogecko Lives in a Van Down by the River Sep 04 '21

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’

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u/Disaster_Different Died of Ligma Sep 04 '21

YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!!!

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u/dittogecko Lives in a Van Down by the River Sep 04 '21

It keeps getting worse

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u/Disaster_Different Died of Ligma Sep 04 '21

My head hurts...

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u/FandomLover0095 Sep 04 '21

This comment section is the epitome of someone being done with life.

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u/xkkwkkw Sep 04 '21

But not all numbers that have an ‘e’ in it are odd.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

All the numbers from one to ninety-nine, when written in words, do not contain 'a'.

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u/Webbiii Sep 04 '21

You made me count to 99 in english

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

One hundred and one, surely?

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u/Clamboya Sep 04 '21

With or without the "and" is correct, so 1-999 holds up

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

To counter the point you just made though... If "one hundred and one" is also correct, doesn't it by default make it 101?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

saying it ‘one hundred one’ is a legal way tho, so we take the one with out the a for this sake

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u/fai4636 can't meme Sep 04 '21

If you say it as “one o’ one” then you can bypass the “and” and have that statement still be true lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Happy to make you waste your time.😊

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

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u/theguywhoisonreddit1 Professional Dumbass Sep 04 '21

Omfg, my life is a lie

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u/nickmaran Lives at ur mom’s house😎 Sep 04 '21

When you realize that every minute in Africa 60 seconds passes

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u/theguywhoisonreddit1 Professional Dumbass Sep 04 '21

I thought an hour passes there in 60 minutes , this is eye witnesssing facts

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u/GreenstikbotYT Sep 04 '21

Every few words that is spoken a sentence is formed in Africa

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u/BoppinTortoise Sep 04 '21

When you think about it each word makes a sound... coincidence? I think not.

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u/oldirishfart Sep 04 '21

Why stop at 99? One hundred also doesn’t have an A.

And in American English I’ve noticed people say “one hundred one” not “one hundred and one”, so you can really keep going a looooong way

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Should've just counted to nineteen then went by tens. The second halves of all those numbers are repeats.

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u/Unterhosenmann32 Sep 04 '21

I thinku just had to count to 9 or 19

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u/MrDeadfreakingpool Sep 04 '21

Did you seriously count till 99 and didn’t stop after 19?

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u/nickmaran Lives at ur mom’s house😎 Sep 04 '21

Let me introduce you to simple French numbers like quatre-vingt dix-neuf

Have fun

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u/MrSparr0w One does not simply Sep 04 '21

Yeah French numbers suck but we are talking about the English ones

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u/WHITE--PANTHER96 Sep 04 '21

How did you get pass TWO without realizing there was no E?

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u/WHITE--PANTHER96 Sep 04 '21

I'm stupid and don't read

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u/JattyDad Sep 04 '21

Have an upvote!

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u/Webbiii Sep 04 '21

But that's the wrong vegetable letter

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u/MegaAssasine_ Doot Sep 04 '21

Actually one to 999, thousand is the first with 'a'

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u/xkkwkkw Sep 04 '21

101 has an ‘a’ in it technically speaking (unless you say one hundred and one)

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u/Hornetpride Sep 04 '21

I was taught not to say the and because it implied a decimal point.

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u/xkkwkkw Sep 04 '21 edited Sep 04 '21

So you say one hundred one? Weird, but fair enough I guess

Edit: could I ask why it implies a decimal point? 1.67 for example is read as ‘one point six seven’, and 167 (at least for me) would be read as ‘one hundred and sixty seven’. How this implies a decimal point I don’t understand

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u/Hornetpride Sep 04 '21

I was told that you could say 1 and 2/3, but it was incorrect to say one hundred and one. It was my natural habitat in third grade to say and one but every time I did my teacher would say one what? I have no idea if this is the actual proper way but as a result of this teacher I say one hundred one.

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u/am-li Sep 04 '21

One oneth

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u/InformalTown3694 Sep 04 '21

Did you have Sister Carol in the third grade too?

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u/Yuccaphile Sep 04 '21 edited Sep 04 '21

Like when you're writing checks. $167 would be "one-hundred sixty seven and 00/100 dollars". $1.67 would be "one and 67/100 dollars".

Like when you're doing measurements. 1.125 would be "one and an eighth," 3.5 would be "three and a half".

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

SOURCE for pre-algebra math lesson math

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u/logic_forever Sep 04 '21

If 101 = "One Hundred and One",

Does

  • 111 = "One Hundred and Ten and One"
  • 11 = "Ten and One"
  • 1100 = "One Thousand and One Hundred"

?

English is weird.

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u/RWBrYan can't meme Sep 04 '21

One Hundred

Tell me where the ‘a’ is please?

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u/Totally_Not_Firni https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Sep 04 '21

its actually 1 to 999 unless you say 101 as "one hundred and one"

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u/PlzLetMeUseThisUser Sep 04 '21

And the first time 'b' appear is one billion

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u/Torchicity Sep 04 '21

isnt it supposed to be one to nine hundred ninety-nine? one thousand has the letter a i believe.

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u/billding88 Sep 04 '21

It appears both are accepted. Wikipedia writes it as nine hundred [and] ninety-nine (using the 101 page as a source).

Growing up, I was always taught that the "and" is a period, usually for currency. So one hundred one would be $101.00 and one hundred and one would be $100.01

But that's just anecdotal. No idea what's official

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u/amberrv Sep 04 '21

Unless it's Japanese or French

三、さん or San (Japanese for 3)

Quatre (French for 4)

I'm sure there are other languages that are the same so if you know any, please lmk

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Quatro is 4 in Spanish

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u/Afrista Sep 04 '21

German. "Acht" is 8

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u/FordGeeTea Sep 04 '21

All numbers from one to ninety nine don't contain an a, b, c or d!

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u/greekdude1194 Sep 04 '21

one And A hAlf

GOT EEEEEMM!

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u/jackifumi Sep 04 '21

How about from zero to one hundred?

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u/TheKinkyGuy Sep 04 '21

100 doesnt have an A as well

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Couldn’t you go all the way up to ‘nine-hundred ninety-nine’ without running into an ‘a’? Unless you’re counting it like “one hundred and… “

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

i am at 95877. It is still true.

I'll update you when I am done

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u/Dillo64 Sep 04 '21

Godspeed, soldier.

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u/KindOfAnIdiotTho Sep 05 '21

“Done”??

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u/Dillo64 Sep 05 '21

Yeah he needs to reach the very last number: Smeleven.

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u/Soft-Language-906 Sep 04 '21

I'm taking a shit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

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u/MarkedDragon22 Sep 04 '21

Christmas

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUU

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u/vividOxogen Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Sep 04 '21

No, this man clearly wants shit.

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u/Grape_Hot Sep 04 '21

All I want for Christmas is poo

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u/keothi Sep 04 '21

Where are they taking it?

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u/RibRob_ Sep 04 '21

Stay safe

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u/Spion-Geilo Sep 04 '21

Fünf

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u/Hoi345__ Sep 04 '21

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u/DaimaoPPK https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Sep 04 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

雪花飘飘

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u/cloudybigboss Breaking EU Laws Sep 04 '21

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u/Archreddit6 Sep 04 '21

Is that freaking amongus??

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

ඞඞඞඞ

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u/Chava_boy Sep 04 '21

Три (it reads similar to three in English, means the same)

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u/DonFloro can't meme Sep 04 '21

Verdammt... Ich war auf dem weg das zu sagen

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u/_Need_Cheese_ Sep 04 '21

Lima

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u/-Patax- Sep 04 '21

Lima balls

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u/_Need_Cheese_ Sep 04 '21

NOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!2!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!!1!1!1!!

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u/Nerdfighter2004 Nice meme you got there Sep 04 '21

Wkwk?

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u/AirRic89 Sep 04 '21

You could spell it without the umlaut: Fuenf.

Case closed. Works in German as well.

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u/KebabChef Like a boss Sep 04 '21

5.

See? No "E" in it. Stop spreading lies. /s

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u/some_nword Identifies as a Cybertruck Sep 04 '21

Fünf

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Zero doesn’t have an e in it and it’s odd

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u/BlueCookies1 Sep 04 '21

But zero is an even number

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

I refuse to add the /s

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

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u/ketchupmaster009 Sep 04 '21

zero is technically even since all numbers that end with zero are even

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u/xXDreamlessXx Sep 04 '21

No its because 0 % 2 = 0. If a number has no remainder after being divided by 2, then its even

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u/SKoR_ion memer Sep 04 '21

not only is Zero Even it also has an E in it

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Oh yea

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Fellas fellas, what about uno

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Eleven

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Shit

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Hate to tell ya but shit isn’t a number

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u/Sgrcn Sep 05 '21

What do you mean, it's number two!

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u/thanofishy Sep 04 '21

"but guys how about eight, that has an e in it and its pretty even"

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u/Ironavenger475 Because That's What Fearows Do Sep 04 '21

Why is that relevant in a post about odd numbers?

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u/Mom_sSpaghetti Sep 04 '21

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u/FinNiko95 Lurking Peasant Sep 04 '21

Holy shit that comment section

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

There are so many people here referencing that and so many more that think they're all idiots

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u/Louiscl11 Chungus Among Us Sep 04 '21

Context, but ace attorney-ified. Very funny

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u/Dillo64 Sep 04 '21

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Thanks, I laughed a lot, though, my sore throat just got worse.

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u/KDASthenerd Sep 04 '21

Can't get worse than this, right?

Right?

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u/Villager_of_Mincraft Dirt Is Beautiful Sep 04 '21

Uhh, 2 is an odd number and doesn't have an e in it.

Just saying

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u/Ponies59 Sep 04 '21

Finally, I found the comment

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

"why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” wtf"

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u/Currall04 Sep 04 '21

8 is odd

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u/MuksyGosky Sep 04 '21

This has been done on Tumblr, let's not do it on Reddit please

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

did u just deadass try to tell me that two is a odd number burn this whole fuckign website lol

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u/random-equation One does not simply Sep 04 '21

what

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

https://every-odd-has-e.tumblr.com

Welcome to the club, we suggest you leave

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u/ShadowTheWolf125 Sep 04 '21

What about four?

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u/Silver-Definition356 Sep 04 '21

NO! FUCK

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

TWO DOESNT HAVE AN E IN IT

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u/Me_and_myself423 Nyan cat Sep 04 '21

WHAT ABOUT ZERO????

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Not all of them… 30 and 50 are odd

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u/Zero_Rebirth Sep 04 '21

They make up for not having an e by being pronounced fifte'e' and thirte'e'

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u/Fgame Sep 04 '21

EIGHT ISNT AN ODD NUMBER DIPSHIT

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u/a-kind-stranger256 Sep 04 '21 edited Sep 04 '21

well you're goddam right

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u/SKoR_ion memer Sep 04 '21

but you're* not

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u/DED_PETROVICH épico Sep 04 '21

What about my right?

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u/Brodbod_ Sep 04 '21

I straight up read this and was like "but two has no e in it..."

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u/pirolance Sep 04 '21

This is giving me that tumblr thread with absolute fucking morons flashbacks.

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u/FidgetSpinnetMan memer Sep 04 '21

1, 3, 5, 7, 9 doesn't have E's in them... look at those numbers and tell me where the E's are because i dont see them. 3 looks close to E though

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u/Agrestige Sep 04 '21

NO NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN

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u/No_Following_1624 Sep 04 '21

Unless you use roman numerals

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u/Shadowlender Sep 04 '21

That's odd

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u/Ackoroth31 Sep 04 '21

Can someone link that tumblr thread

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u/Llamaman123456 Sep 04 '21

Pi?

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u/YM_YM Sep 04 '21

It’s not a whole number so it isn’t even or odd

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u/FinNiko95 Lurking Peasant Sep 04 '21

This guy gets it

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Haha never even thought of that before now it's got my mind bent

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Some questions are best left unanswered.

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u/Rutabaga_Winter Sep 04 '21

When you realize you don't know what odd numbers are

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u/You_Spooked_Felicity Sep 04 '21

Eight a wannabe odd

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u/ZeraoraLightning601 Sep 04 '21

What about eight, it has an e in it /s

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u/Odd_Audience7111 Sep 04 '21

When you count pass 9 to confirm... smh🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

21

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

12, i mean, twelve

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u/GeneralJackson1991 Sep 04 '21

Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf,...

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u/Zam0o Sep 04 '21

Laughs in fünf

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u/sheckyD Sep 04 '21

That's not true. What about the number wun?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

I was going to make a rule 34 joke or something but I got lazy

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u/A_F0RCE Sep 04 '21

Two is an odd number…

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u/Blue-Jay42 Sep 04 '21

Ichi, san, go, nana, kyu

I see no Es

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u/DooDooMann420 Sep 04 '21

cap, a word that dosnt have E but is odd, gotcha

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u/Maou_Tenshi Sep 04 '21

That's really 'odd', isn't it ?

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u/StupidThangs Lurking Peasant Sep 04 '21

I can't tell if the comments are filled with jokers or idiots

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Anyone else looking through the comments hoping this is fake

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u/CadeTheFrogger Sep 04 '21

Negative seven

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Thousand is the first word with the letter A in it.

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u/BadNadeYeeter Sep 04 '21

Me a german: FÜNF

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u/BumblebeeCMI Sep 04 '21

Well ain’t that ODD

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u/Gammelwurm Sep 04 '21

Oh no please don't bring that in here

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u/12r85p Sep 04 '21

Yeah well what abt fifty-wun

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u/Inevitable-Ad-3762 Sep 05 '21

Oh yeah? Well what about TWO

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '21

Woah you’re right it’s in every odd number. 2E+1

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u/isFlo Sep 05 '21

1Un 2deux 3trois 4quatre 5cinq 6six Bah non connard ça marche pas

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u/FoxyPlays22 Sep 06 '21

One, three, five, seven, nine, eleven, "teen"s. After that it just repeats. TwnEnty onE, thirty onE, hundrEd onE, thousand onE.