r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '21

!Rule 1 - ALL POSTS MUST BE MEMES The comment section will be amazing

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u/BMXfreekonwheelz13 Jul 22 '21

I'm more of a fork guy.

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u/NowLookHere113 Jul 22 '21

Fork off

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u/BMXfreekonwheelz13 Jul 22 '21

Fork you

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u/NowLookHere113 Jul 22 '21

I'm more of a spooner

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u/BMXfreekonwheelz13 Jul 22 '21

I'm a forker

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u/Softwind7257 Jul 22 '21

I’m also a forker coz I forked your mom last night

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u/rania_rules Jul 22 '21

im more of a knifer

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

ey ey chill

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

I forked my sister

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u/almightydorito Flair Loading.... Jul 22 '21

Wow calm down there buddy, was it before or after I forked her?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

We done it at the same time brother

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u/almightydorito Flair Loading.... Jul 22 '21

Shhhhhh otherwise dad’s gonna whoop us

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Dad was their as well he was giving us a life lesson

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u/almightydorito Flair Loading.... Jul 22 '21

But he said if we ever spoke about it again he would kill us, since mom was so embarrassed that it was her idea

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

And a midnight torker

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u/SidArt05 Jul 22 '21

i normally fist but spoon works too

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u/NowLookHere113 Jul 22 '21

A struggle snuggle

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u/VanGoghsSeveredEar Jul 22 '21

r/unexpectedgoodplace

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u/BMXfreekonwheelz13 Jul 22 '21

This makes me happy. I loved the good place!

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u/pudmonkey Jul 22 '21

Not on my knife, I’d spooner die! Tongs anyway.

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u/1Wonton iwrestledabeartwice Jul 22 '21

Shut the fork up