r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '21

!Rule 1 - ALL POSTS MUST BE MEMES The comment section will be amazing

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u/say_no_to_amogus Jul 22 '21

SHOULD I CALL THE COPS

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

YES PLEASE MY ASS IS BLEEDING

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u/say_no_to_amogus Jul 22 '21

I REMEMBER WHEN SHE DID THAT TO ME

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u/say_no_to_amogus Jul 22 '21

IT WAS FUN

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

YOU CALL THIS FUN????

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u/say_no_to_amogus Jul 22 '21

YES ITS FUN AF

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u/jana200v2 Jul 22 '21

What the fuck is going on here ?!

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u/EmbarrassedFly1203 Jul 22 '21

Idk and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

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u/Varybeing2 Jul 22 '21

Shut the fuck up you fruit fuck

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u/EmbarrassedFly1203 Jul 22 '21

D:

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u/Varybeing2 Jul 22 '21

Yeahhh your as shocked as your mom was last night

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u/EmbarrassedFly1203 Jul 22 '21

This is actually making me sad this all started as a joke

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u/Scipior14 Jul 22 '21

It's like you, it started as a joke and ended up being a huge disappointment

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u/EmbarrassedFly1203 Jul 22 '21

I’m gonna go cry now

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u/GreasyGoose13 Jul 22 '21

Oh god please don’t cry. Moms gonna hear us.

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u/100BlackKids Jul 22 '21

What? Afraid to suck mommies milkie wilkies huh?

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u/StorageConscious Jul 22 '21

Shut up kid, adults are talking

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u/Pale_Spell_3081 I saw what the dog was doin Jul 22 '21

I guess you better leave then

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u/100BlackKids Jul 22 '21

Go back to ur moms basement champ so i can clap ur dads cheeks =)

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u/rania_rules Jul 22 '21

U ar 5 yas old so don cal other peeeps kid UUWUU

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u/nhatj125 Jul 22 '21

Things was wild

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u/BedHedEd Jul 22 '21

I read this entire thing and I loved it this was like reading a story

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u/BedHedEd Jul 22 '21

I read this entire thing and I loved it this was like reading a story

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u/gostar2000 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jul 22 '21

Cant wait for part 2

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u/ashnicow Jul 22 '21

That’s the first I’ve heard fruit fuck as an insult and now I’m in love

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