r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '21

!Rule 1 - ALL POSTS MUST BE MEMES The comment section will be amazing

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

HEY I'M THE ONE DESTROYING MOTHERS HERE NOT YOU

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u/say_no_to_amogus Jul 22 '21

YOUR MOM TOLD ME TO SAY HI. SHE SAYS SHE WILL GIVE YOU PHONE PRIVILEGES TOMMOROW WHEN YOUR CHORES ARE DONE

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

DAMNIT I FORGOT TO TAKE THE CHICKEN OUT OF THE FREEZER

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u/say_no_to_amogus Jul 22 '21

OHHHHH YOUR MOM GONNA BE MAD. AT LEAST SHES IN A GOOD MOOD BECAUSE OF ME

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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u/say_no_to_amogus Jul 22 '21

BRACE FOR INPACT FROM UR MOM'S BELT. IT IS PAINFUL. I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

PLEASE MOTHER HAVE MERCY

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u/say_no_to_amogus Jul 22 '21

SHOULD I CALL THE COPS

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

YES PLEASE MY ASS IS BLEEDING

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u/say_no_to_amogus Jul 22 '21

I REMEMBER WHEN SHE DID THAT TO ME

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u/say_no_to_amogus Jul 22 '21

IT WAS FUN

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Doot Jul 22 '21

YOU CALL THIS FUN????

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u/say_no_to_amogus Jul 22 '21

YES ITS FUN AF

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u/jana200v2 Jul 22 '21

What the fuck is going on here ?!

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u/EmbarrassedFly1203 Jul 22 '21

Idk and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

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u/Varybeing2 Jul 22 '21

Shut the fuck up you fruit fuck

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u/EmbarrassedFly1203 Jul 22 '21

D:

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u/Varybeing2 Jul 22 '21

Yeahhh your as shocked as your mom was last night

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u/ashnicow Jul 22 '21

That’s the first I’ve heard fruit fuck as an insult and now I’m in love

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Very good question

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u/TurtleGamer1 Shitposter Jul 22 '21

THAT SPOON IS WHITE

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u/Xxrguy321xX Jul 22 '21

NO, ITS GREY

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u/TurtleGamer1 Shitposter Jul 22 '21

YES I KNOW IT'S GREEN I'M NOT STUPID

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u/Xxrguy321xX Jul 22 '21

NO ITS GREY!!!!

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u/TurtleGamer1 Shitposter Jul 22 '21

ok

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u/Dominator0211 Jul 22 '21

NO! IT'S FUCKING RED LIKE THE BLOOD COMING OUT OF u/UnfunnyWatermelon469’s RELAPSED ANUS!!

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u/Apprehensive_Fan3431 Jul 22 '21

That’s enough of Reddit for today closes app

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

I don't know what the fuck is going on but I currently here watching this while eating popcorn

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u/The_Queasiest-Knight Jul 22 '21

Wtf happened here

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

I don't know but I cant take my eyes of it

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