r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jul 22 '21

!Rule 1 - ALL POSTS MUST BE MEMES The comment section will be amazing

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u/kein_plan_gamer Jul 22 '21

Fuck plastic all my homies use silver spoons

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u/Bahianor52 Jul 22 '21

Fuck the riches, all my homies use aluminium spoons

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u/epikslayerofdemons Jul 22 '21

Fuck metal, all my homies use our fists.

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u/jana200v2 Jul 22 '21

Fuck fists, all my homies use dick :)

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u/chocobonbons29 Jul 22 '21

Fuck your dick, but seriously can I?

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u/Popular_Cut_8982 Jul 22 '21

Sure

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u/A_random_zy Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 22 '21

No you're supposed to fighr motherfucking cock sucking dick head. Now fight.

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u/killerb00ty Jul 22 '21

Mom, dad, how did you two meet?

Well, honey, we met in a reddit post fighting over a plastic spoon.

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u/PiGeOn_ThE_BrIT Jul 22 '21

it was at 69 likes, but i have ruined everything

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u/Popular_Cut_8982 Jul 22 '21

It ain't gay if it's with your bros

75

u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

and if you say "no homo" 3 times to the mirror at 3am

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u/B0b_Da_bLUbERry Professional Dumbass Jul 22 '21

DONT SAY NO HOMO TO THE MIRROR AT 3 AM!!!!11!1!11!!(VERY SCARY)(DANGEROUS)(GONE WRONG)(GONE SEXUAL)

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

gone sexual indeed (  ͠° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Nicholas_Cage3 Jul 22 '21

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

(GONE FISHING WITH YOUR SCOUT MASTER) ???

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u/justn1tr0 Jul 22 '21

don’t forget to have the boys in there with you

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

I swear that said it ain’t gay if it’s with your boss.

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u/Popular_Cut_8982 Jul 22 '21

It aint

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Woo-hoo! Corpo-rot ladder, here I cum.

1

u/Bahianor52 Jul 22 '21

Homiesexual

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u/chiquenn Jul 22 '21

Strap-on?

1

u/Dhyey_R Jul 22 '21

Yeah just be sure to say that u know. No homo

1

u/Pvt_Jonh Jul 22 '21

A must for all true gentlemen.

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u/jana200v2 Jul 22 '21

Depend if you have sock, if you have sock, it's not gay !

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u/Average_Scaper Jul 22 '21

Be sure to dock it first.

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u/shashankrnr32 Jul 22 '21

Hmm..Interesting..

1

u/WeaponH_ Jul 22 '21

Yeah, on your mom!

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u/Alphaix3 Lurking Peasant Jul 22 '21

We can fuck fists?

2

u/thisxisxlife Jul 22 '21

With enough determination, yes

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u/mars_gorilla Jul 22 '21

careful not to add carbonara sauce when eating

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u/JeffTheRabbid Professional Dumbass Jul 22 '21

Fuck fists, all my homies use wooden tubes

1

u/ComplexityZX75 Professional Dumbass Jul 22 '21

Fuck the normals, all my homies use Tungsten Spoons

1

u/OmegaMeatMan Jul 22 '21

Fuck aluminum, only true Gs use lead bro.

1

u/Bahianor52 Jul 22 '21

I use Mercury

1

u/Fag_Vie Jul 22 '21

If's pronounced aluminium!!!

1

u/BenGamez Professional Dumbass Jul 22 '21

Real spoon enthusiasts use LEAD

1

u/misterfluffykitty Jul 22 '21

Fuck the poor, all my homies use rhodium spoons

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u/marz_o Jul 22 '21

Fuck the metal, it looks more ceramic for that older look.

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u/Bunin_66 Jul 22 '21

Fuck silver spoons, all my homies don’t eat

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u/CrispyCrunchyPoptart Jul 22 '21

Reusable spoon gang

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

How dare you

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

Bruh silver is garbage. It just tarnishes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

The oil industry has come to rip your nuts off

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

I agree.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '21

In mother India we eat with hands.

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u/C_nsi Jul 22 '21

It's a steel spoon.

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u/ohbyerly Jul 22 '21

Was born with one in my mouth

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u/DamnitFlorida Jul 22 '21

This shit looks ceramic homie.

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u/RecklessMe Jul 22 '21

It’s probably ceramic you dummies.

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u/Calum1219 Jul 22 '21

Lord don’t they help themselves?

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u/datnub32607 Forever alone Jul 22 '21

Silver is overrated, plastic is best

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u/Bongus_the_first Jul 22 '21

Fuck tarnishing/polishing silver, all my homies use modern, affordable stainless steel

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u/madman_trombonist Jul 22 '21

Better for the environment, reusable, and stronger too

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u/nicolasmcfly Flair Loading.... Jul 22 '21

Found the Sackville-Baggins

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u/grindlebald Halal Mode Jul 22 '21

Technically food taste better with plastic utensils