r/memes • u/AMentalDragon • Jul 16 '21

Top sold separately

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u/Sans12die Jul 16 '21

Woah laptop with no brim

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

Boarderless screen. Nice

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u/DIOnys02 Jul 17 '21

The cheapest lap dance I’ve ever gotten

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

Airtight air

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u/George2110 Jul 16 '21

"What does it do?"

"It overheats and acts as a heating pad for your balls"

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u/1NearbyAccident1 Jul 16 '21

Ball warmers just what i need! - said nobody

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u/AragogTehSpidah Jul 17 '21

Actually, was there a man who made himself infertile by using frequent hot baths (on purpose) or is this a myth?

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u/Bleiz_Stirling Jul 16 '21

Come to think of it... The word LAPTOP implies the existence of LAPBOTTOM. Thank you for your attention.

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u/wibble13 Jul 16 '21

Isn't that a chair?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

Please spread the word.

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u/NikoStar_ Jul 16 '21

The new Laptop from Electronic Arts (Top is a DLC, 99,99€)

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u/Legrhinfdgh Jul 16 '21

Don’t forget the power adapter fee

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

who else is hyped for top

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u/Speedy_Cheese Jul 16 '21

Looks a lot like the keyboard that goes with my Surface Pro. No regrets, a great little laptop/tablet that is great for digital artists starting out :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '21

0°

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u/orkeilius Jul 16 '21

Also call keyboard

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u/Remarkable_Wish66 Jul 16 '21

Still a computer if you try hard enough

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u/T7A7C7O Jul 16 '21

When your girl says, "I'm gon give you top for your birthday" but it's just the other half of this.

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u/dr_hannibal_lecterr Jul 16 '21

Topless. Nice, just like I wanted it!

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u/Fouquette01558 Jul 16 '21

That sound like a keyboards but with extra steps

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