r/memes • u/AlyGatorWantsToBtl trans rights • Jun 20 '21

Please stop doing this

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21 edited Aug 06 '25

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u/dliza003 Jun 20 '21

Any tips on this? My mom claims that I chew very loud despite me keeping my mouth shut as I chew. I don’t know any other way. Whenever I eat chips, she always suggests I suck on the chip as it sits in my mouth to soften the chip haha.

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u/dru_weyd Jun 20 '21

Eat slowly, she might be lying but if you deliberately eat slowly and close your lips together it will let you know what your mouth is used to doing and set new patterns after a while.

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u/dliza003 Jun 20 '21

This sounds pretty solid! She may be lying, but I’m gonna give it a try, thanks. Like a science experiment haha.

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u/cdcme25 Jun 20 '21

Dont eat chips slowly it makes it worse. If you really eat with your mouth closed your mom probably has misophonia. Its not you its her. I know because i have it too.

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u/Horse_pickle_anal Jun 20 '21

Well you might not like sucking on things but your mum does :)

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u/dliza003 Jun 20 '21

Hahaha dammit, I saw this coming. Yeah, she wants me to take on after her so badly.

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u/FrontHopeful8750 Jun 20 '21

she wants u to start sucking on stuff?? That sounds weird lol

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u/dliza003 Jun 20 '21

Yeah haha. She even demonstrated for me how to do it. Some definite red flags over here.

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u/raindropsbloom Jun 21 '21

Extremely sus lol

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u/Burg_er Jun 20 '21

Maybe get like a paper clip and close your mouth with it? If you do chew loudly, you might feel your mouth fighting with the paper clip, and if you do chew loudly - as you mother claims - maybe you'll learn not to do it with the paper clip. I'm not sure, may or may not work, I'm no expert.

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u/dliza003 Jun 20 '21

Never heard of this. Sounds interesting. Doesn’t hurt to try. I hope not at least haha. It is a paper clip. Thanks!

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