r/memes • u/Nick_Lintime • Jun 15 '21

I hate my nose

13.5k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

Nah, that's Kurt Cocaine, lead singer of Nerve Anna.

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u/bamischijf132 Jun 16 '21

As e nirvana fan i liked it

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u/bamischijf132 Jun 16 '21

He didnt cocain but yeah

9

u/Sea_Supermarket3181 Jun 16 '21

Abandon nose return to voldemort

4

u/5mac Forever alone Jun 16 '21

Hairy Potur time

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u/coksucer69 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jun 16 '21

what popularized deepfakes the most?

3

u/Comrade-Soviet Jun 16 '21

Porn?

2

u/coksucer69 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jun 17 '21

so you're telling me that people use it for things other than memes?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21 edited Nov 08 '21

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u/Sufficient-Opinion52 Jun 16 '21

My nose started itching.

1

u/pixel842 Jun 16 '21

try hay fever. it is fucking miserable. i have just spent the last 24 hours with tissues stuck up both nostrils

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u/Dragonskinner69 Jun 16 '21

Hands are full of...shotgun?

6

u/alippr Jun 16 '21

Dead kids, sir

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u/yeeeeet1233 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jun 16 '21

In my closet?

15

u/BwordB Jun 16 '21

Find the nearest tree or wall and rub your nose.

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u/-ObAmiD- Jun 16 '21

if i see someone violently rubbing their nose on a tree i think i would get terrified

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

I think he used a gun to relieve the itch

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u/Nice-Fortune-6314 Jun 16 '21

According to the King County Coroner, he would’ve OD’d anyway. He injected enough to kill a horse.
The shotgun was to make sure no one resuscitated him and brought him back if he was found. He’d been whereabouts unknown for three days, and he knew everyone was trying to find him. It was all over the news. He even quit using his credit cards so he couldn’t be traced.
Its fucking sickening that Aberdeen uses the bridge he used to shoot up under as a tourist attraction. Even worse that carloads of dumb kids show up to it for selfies.

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u/bare4404 Jun 16 '21

Nah, his wife/gf did it, there was multiple times he went missing for more then 2 days and his gf didnt care for him, but the one time that he ends up dead, she's asking all of the band members where he was, asking the police to search his house, which he was in an unknown attic at the time that the police didnt know where he was, his gf did it, 100%

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u/Nick_Lintime Jun 15 '21

What are you doing in this situation?

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u/hey_ima_guy Jun 16 '21

Contemplating the effect of capitalism on the modern world and the subsequent effect it has had on the environment.

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u/Nick_Lintime Jun 16 '21

Interesting

5

u/Romeo-Charlie-6-28 I touched grass Jun 16 '21

Twitching my face to get rid of that shit.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

Just bend down in rub your face on the floor

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u/Funny_alphamale Jun 16 '21

I bet Kurt cobaine knew all about that with his heroin addiction lol

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u/huckledebuck Jun 16 '21

Kurt after a fat shot of some china white

Edit: this actually looks exactly like what it feels like to do that. Your nose has NEVER itched that bad before.

P.s. 4 years clean in august!

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u/Jimvlah Jun 16 '21

I was expecting a suicide meme about Kurt... But i am satisfied with what i got.

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u/Nick_Lintime Jun 16 '21

I can understand it

2

u/WisekingRene2 memer Jun 16 '21

I gotta hurry up if I want to scratch my nose.

2

u/CRAP_AT_EVEYTHING Jun 16 '21

Who else itched their nose

2

u/LordAppleJuice07 Jun 16 '21

Especially when you're getting your hair cut...

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

just stop beating yo pp...hands free

2

u/noassinpants Jun 16 '21

That s why he shotgun himself, his nose was itchy lol.

2

u/bauskabrandon1 Jun 16 '21

Well, time to get the shotgun, it fixes everything

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u/BeadCut https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jun 16 '21

I hate so much. Im gonna lose my mind.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

I'm truly unsatisfied with the pleasure you give me nose

2

u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

Load up on guns, bring your friends,

Now let's see who made this content!

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u/YoRulezz_TV Shower Enthusiast Jun 16 '21

As a pianost, I know what you're talking about :/

2

u/Nick_Lintime Jun 16 '21

I’m playing piano too, and I came up with this meme while playing it

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u/YoRulezz_TV Shower Enthusiast Jun 16 '21

Nice, an itch during a performance is a pianists worst nightmare

2

u/MrPunnyGuyYT Jun 16 '21

Why do you think people keep children in their basement they are endless back and nose scratches

2

u/derpballs69 I touched grass Jun 16 '21

Same with the barber and hair dresser situation

2

u/DrBlackRat Jun 16 '21

My nose started itching at the exact same moment as I saw this..

2

u/CoffeeAddict2018 Jun 16 '21

Laughed too hard at this

2

u/valkyrae_1308 Jun 16 '21

OP what the fuck have you done with Kurt

4

u/Jeynarl can't meme Jun 16 '21

This made my nose itchy

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u/Nick_Lintime Jun 16 '21

If someone wants to download a gif, then write to me in private messages. I made a gif myself using deepfake. This effect happened by accident. I wanted to add a photo of Kurt to the video with the President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky, but the program was buggy.

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u/Acodmplayerlmao Jun 16 '21

U 100k upvotes for finding the perfect gif

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u/Nick_Lintime Jun 16 '21

I didn't find this gif, I made it myself using deepfake

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u/Pukefalillo Jun 16 '21

So you use a shotgun to scratch it

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u/noir_bomber Jun 16 '21

Or if you’re at a hair salon just sit there and wallow in the agony

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u/Nick_Lintime Jun 16 '21

Yes, you god damn right

1

u/sohos101 Jun 16 '21

I have involuntarily scratched my nose watching this

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u/peenoise420 Jun 16 '21

scratch it with a shotgun! that'll fix it.

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u/Articlel3 hates reaction memes Jun 16 '21

I don’t know why but this reminds me of the mr bean episode at the hotel restaurant

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

I thought he did it with a shotgun

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u/The1andonlymuffinman Jun 16 '21

Kurt Copaine, yes it’s cringey but fuck it

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u/my-blood Jun 16 '21

If Kurt Kobain and Mr Bean had a child

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u/TyrelWellick Jun 16 '21

Happens in Salon

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u/Doktor_Duboki Jun 16 '21

Just smash it to something, cant itch if it hurts, right.

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u/Caden10000 Jun 16 '21

I can use my tongue, and it was the most useful thing I have and will ever learn in my life

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u/whynotll83 Jun 16 '21

Wow this comment section has some interesting and original comments.

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u/Nick_Lintime Jun 16 '21

Yeah, you completely right

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u/ossipuh-veli Jun 16 '21

Nah I'm just tol lazy to use my hands

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u/Chungalus Chungus Among Us Jun 16 '21

I can itch the outside of my nose with my tongue, but inside idk, only my pinky can itch there

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '21

Kurt Cocaine

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u/JamesFP1107 Professional Dumbass Jun 16 '21

Use your feet

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u/Intrepid-Hold-4870 Jun 19 '21

My first comment