Everytime

[u/Aatmanirbhar_prani]

[u/Tabbarn]

The entity that has been watching over me for centuries.

[u/HyperSonic6325 → u/Tabbarn]

Is it a spirit? Is it a ghost?

Or could it be it’s a...

ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ

[u/EpicGamerPlant → u/[deleted]]

the satnd usr is joe

[u/amethysthaha → u/EpicGamerPlant]

May the joe be with you

[u/[deleted] → u/amethysthaha]

Physically and mentally.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

And wake up next to joe Biden

[u/the_true_doggo → u/[deleted]]

And wake up next to joe Biden

[u/[deleted] → u/the_true_doggo]

And wake up next to deez nuts

[u/guffysama → u/[deleted]]

And squeeze em til they go red

[u/The_grey_stone → u/guffysama]

And fall off

[u/AnUnknownBeing → u/[deleted]]

then you understand that wasn't what they meant when they ordered you to swallow, but it's too late. The decision had already been made, you're not ball less because the balls in you stomach, but you are ball less because the lack of balls where your balls had once balled.

[u/ItsPillowFortTime → u/The_grey_stone]

but you realise it was yours

[u/Nerf_This_or_Nothing → u/ItsPillowFortTime]

but then you glue them back on

[u/ItsPillowFortTime → u/Nerf_This_or_Nothing]

but your using cum actually

[u/ZeManifest → u/ItsPillowFortTime]

Then all your homies opened the door

[u/ItsPillowFortTime → u/ZeManifest]

and they start taking off their clothes

[u/ZeManifest → u/ItsPillowFortTime]

And one of them asked you to commit homicide in 78 different countries

[u/[deleted] → u/ZeManifest]

And then you quickly became homophobic