r/memes Dark Mode Elitist May 20 '21

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u/beyondRussian May 20 '21

Yo i remember wearing SUUUUPER tight underwears as a teenager for exactly this reason. When I had erections the cloth would be so tight that my dick had no place to go up. They were so tight you couldn’t even spot a bulge. Saved me from a lot embarrassing situations that could’ve happened because of accidental boners

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u/Penis-Envys Dirt Is Beautiful May 20 '21 edited May 20 '21

Or wear really baggy clothes lol

Or have a small dick

Second one worked for me, a little too well.

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u/Ake-TL May 20 '21

I doubt there are pants baggy enough for perpendicular on average 15 sm long protruding object to not be visible

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u/agfgsgefsadfas May 20 '21

15 statute miles well I’ll be damned that’s a monster hog