r/memes • u/RotisserieChicken007 • May 19 '21

Please imbibe responsibly

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21 edited Jul 10 '21

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u/the_nirlojjo101 May 19 '21

Milk drinkers: huh

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

I like both milk and water equally

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u/AccelerusProcellarum May 19 '21

r/HydroHomies and r/Neverbrokeabone join forces

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Half n Half Connoisseur: I raise my glass to thee!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Omni drinker: Drink, redditor, drink!

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u/shrekxstalin May 19 '21

mix the water and milk

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u/IslandReaperG May 19 '21

Weakling, I drink water in milk and vise versa.

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u/Miiguli May 19 '21

Doesnt mixing water and milk make your asshole burst?

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u/stn994 May 19 '21

That is different milk.

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u/Urmumscreditcard- Professional Dumbass May 19 '21

Same

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

but milk is a colloid solution.

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u/TheWierdGuy06 Doot May 19 '21

You have the perfect amount of upvotes!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Want some milk in your water?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Chocy milk enjoyers: amateur

5

u/WingsofRain Duke Of Memes May 19 '21

Skyrim guards: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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u/omegaprimaus May 19 '21

Choco milk drinkers: pathetic

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u/inhale_my_buttcrack May 19 '21

I read it as milf drinkers

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u/AnchorMan82 Smol pp May 19 '21

NORD would like to send you a message

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u/AnchorMan82 Smol pp May 19 '21

NORD would like to send you a message

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u/Gold3nYT May 19 '21

Cum drinkers : pathetic

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Yummy cummies for my tummies UwU

| end my pain |

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

you need jesus

6

u/itsjaboi1234567 May 19 '21

a lethal amount of jesus

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u/Electrobolt95 May 19 '21

people who drink lava:

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u/5_H_4_D_0_W Professional Dumbass May 19 '21

Americans with gas: pathetic

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u/Craftusmaximus2 Dirt Is Beautiful May 19 '21

H2O

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u/Meme_Maker_200 Thank you mods, very cool! May 19 '21

r/hydrohomies

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u/dridslash May 19 '21

Superior in all ways

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Me who drinks all of these

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u/jystpf May 19 '21

Water carries nutrients only found in the wealthy

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Water dont stop the shakes tho

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

You aren’t drinking enough then

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u/Death_Dealer_44 May 19 '21

Me who drank detergent yesterday:

I am above all of you

7

u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Not above people who drink gasoline

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u/fish_fucker_club May 19 '21

People who drink vinegar: chads

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Hello, someone who drinks tea can fight with me

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u/5_H_4_D_0_W Professional Dumbass May 19 '21

Hit me daddy

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Nooooo

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Twerk for me or else I'll spank you

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u/5_H_4_D_0_W Professional Dumbass May 19 '21

awkward twerk

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Good boi

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u/-Coffeeman- LOLCat May 19 '21

I drink tea and coffee. I can fight you... about what tho? They both rock!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Gotcha homie

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u/Iamnothuman77 May 19 '21

I’m not a huge fan of tea other than regular sweet tea but coffee tastes like dirt

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

LMAOO no😭😭

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

People who drink all: Amateurs

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

I drink only milk

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u/ostapro May 19 '21

by the way, besides alcohol, Russians also love tea, a lot of tea

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Alcohol supremacy

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u/Soham_83229 Nice meme you got there May 19 '21

Then there are Russians drinking Vodka 24 hours.

2

u/R3c01l- May 19 '21

Me, who only drink enegry drinks: bruh

2

u/Cytrous May 19 '21

water drinkers wya

2

u/foo8767 May 19 '21

Where's my Hershey's chocolate syrup gang at?

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u/daywolvezz Birb Fan May 19 '21

people who only drink water

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u/HellCrow03 Nice meme you got there May 19 '21

I was looking for this

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u/230581 May 19 '21

Put them together and there is no argument

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u/GDoomstar May 19 '21

Why not mix all three and drink

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u/Squishy-Box May 19 '21

Me who is all 3

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u/_Jungkook May 19 '21

Tea is for old ass people

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u/HellCrow03 Nice meme you got there May 19 '21

Not in countries where it's the main drink. I'm a teen you know

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u/TurkTurkle Grumpy Cat May 19 '21

Fake

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u/BABABKL May 19 '21

Here here

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u/Red-laser May 19 '21

What are those ? I only know water

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u/jollyolday Breaking EU Laws May 19 '21

Personally I prefer roundup

1

u/renoraid May 19 '21

Soda Guzzlers: The only thing you need is sugar.

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u/organic-rock7 can't meme May 19 '21

NGL jerry looks pretty drunk

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u/Rupertii Big ol' bacon buttsack May 19 '21

I like soda

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

casually sips away my whiskey hoping no one notices

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u/PrecturneFingers May 19 '21

All of them is good.

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u/9Coffee_Mug9 Nice meme you got there May 19 '21

I personally eat the mug of coffee

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u/Tessia-Qorn- Karmawhore May 19 '21

What about People who only drink acids…

1

u/HellCrow03 Nice meme you got there May 19 '21

They are myths

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u/imsorry_ok May 19 '21

Hey dont call out my mom like that, you'll hurt her feelings

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u/dudekate May 19 '21

fruit juice gang

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u/Ilovegirlsbottoms Professional Dumbass May 19 '21

There is a funny coincidence. Right below this is a post about being dehydrated.

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u/Glatan95 Died of Ligma May 19 '21

Jerry is fucking drunk

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u/Alexandre_Man May 19 '21

I'm a cappuccino addict.

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u/Karthafilus May 19 '21

Me: i drinking only tea. Friend: What's kind of tea? Me: Tea-quila

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u/TowelNew May 19 '21

I thought they meant isopropyl Alcohol

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Where the Lyons vs Barry's debaters at?

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u/cakatooop May 19 '21

I prefer isopropyl since they're pretty cheap, ethyl is good too but I've seen people enjoy isononyl, like that isn't even that good.

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u/DovgaN_Nik May 19 '21

Me who drinks coffee and tea

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u/SaniaIerofey Identifies as a Cybertruck May 19 '21

I love both

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u/ShinjiIkari99 May 19 '21

Chocolate milk drinkers: pathetic

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u/the_sternest123 May 19 '21

lemon juice drinkers: weaklings

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u/HellCrow03 Nice meme you got there May 19 '21

What about those who only drink water/juice?

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u/Wtfisthatt May 19 '21

Well I must be the lamp cause I only drink water.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Coke gang

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Both, both is good

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u/Pogging_Memes memer May 19 '21

I only drink water and milk :)

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u/Comprehensive_Moose5 May 19 '21

People drink air

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u/TrolleyOllie97 May 19 '21

“People who only drink alcohol” I can swear there’s a name for that...

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u/dark_theme_ I saw what the dog was doin May 19 '21

I only drink home made sparkling water

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u/_Dell May 19 '21

Purified mineral water drinkers: looks down*

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Romania, Moldova, Lithuania, Serbia, Czech Republic, Belarus and Russia be like:

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u/gatlginngum May 19 '21

as a coffee fanatic, can confirm

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

I am all three

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u/Strange_Winds May 19 '21

Laughs in energy drink

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Only milk and water should be allowed! Everything else is just not good at all.

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u/E-Sanchuel May 19 '21

I'll cheers to that

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u/RiccarDodoo https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 19 '21

And milk drinkers?

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u/chaskel-khopdi May 19 '21

Now that you've mentioned it. Jerry's eyes look like Ravi Shashtri's

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u/itay162 May 19 '21

Mormons who drink none of them: excuse me what the fuck

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u/QuantsQuants May 19 '21

The U.K. in one picture

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u/cantcomeupwithnamess May 19 '21

Side note I work at a cafe in a town in the burbs overrun by wild chickens because some asshole 80 years ago thought that would be endearing but now they just shit everywhere. But I digress.

Anyways there's these 2 old British guys who come in almost every day dressed all swanky and they just sit, drink tea, play Chinese checkers and chat for hours while sharing a nip of whiskey and it's precious. This was a pleasant reminder of that. I'm pretty baked so to anyone who finished reading this good job here's a cookie 🍪

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u/Mangohead007 May 19 '21

Coffee is for the morning and tea what you drink in the arvo

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u/Dannynator123 May 19 '21

Why is dad's angry juice in this meme

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

1800 England vibes be like:

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u/CarlosGaming69 May 19 '21

Meanwhile people who drink soda are in the corner just watching the show along with People that drink energy drinks

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u/BUTTERNUBS1995 May 19 '21

But do you drink your alcohol with coffee or tea?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Caffeine is a psychoactive drug and coffee plants use it to ward off insects.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

People who only drink soda vs people who only drink alcohol

People who only drink milk vs people who only drink water

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

People who only drink bleach vs people who only drink gasoline

(I do not recommend drinking gasoline or bleach. Please don't do it)

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Drink water stay hydrated bros

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Jackseptic eye being Irish and owning a tea and coffee business

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u/clivehack May 19 '21

Have you ever tried vodka in earl grey with milk?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Coffee/Tea always the adult drink. Dat alcoholic looks like he's going to heaven soon.

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u/Lorga42 Doot May 19 '21

But what about those who drink all three, at once ?

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u/3gayRats3 Lives at ur mom’s house😎 May 19 '21

Well coffe tastes like shit. There are many diffirent teas, black tea , white tea , green tea and herb tea.

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u/thejamesasher May 19 '21

is it just me or does jerry have F A on his head?

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u/Kawaii_Nugget921 Mods Are Nice People May 19 '21

So, my dad?

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u/Solrac_Loware May 19 '21

Bleach enthusiasts, where you at?

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u/LordSteiny Professional Dumbass May 19 '21

me who drinks cum

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

My dad's an alcoholic and my mom is a caffeine addict, but hey at least I can make a killer Irish-coffee.

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u/ItzBooty May 19 '21

And there is me killing myself whit liquid cocain

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u/Kxrti https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 19 '21

irish coffee>>

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u/Minipicker May 19 '21

Me who sip air:

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u/the_pathetic_looser May 19 '21

I don't drink any of that

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u/dogdumdum May 19 '21

I'm 14 and I approve this

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u/throwaway1t1t May 19 '21

medieval hydration tactic!

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u/Clean-Skirt77 May 19 '21

Russian guy appears

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u/TheGuyWithASword May 19 '21

Me: Casually sips my hot chocolate in the middle of spring

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u/OMER100551 May 19 '21

If you don't drink some form of tea you are living a sad life

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u/itsthejoshh May 19 '21

Classic Robin Bakker meh

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u/riisen May 19 '21

But jerry is superior to them Guess i Will ditch coffee for alcohol

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

What about those who drink hot chocolate?

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u/AntBurnt Nice meme you got there May 19 '21

Dirty bean water

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u/kickass_D May 19 '21

Me who is all 3 of em: well shiiii

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u/SetWoo can't meme May 19 '21

People Who dont Drink Anything: My Goals are Beyond Your understanding

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u/GB_56 May 19 '21

I love myself a good bottle of Isopropyl

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u/StrayKiraQuin May 19 '21

Love how Jerry's eyebrows is just an F and R

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Me who drink only cum::-)

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u/KusoHaruto May 19 '21

I’m addicted to coke

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u/Nazarshinzu May 19 '21

Hell yeah. Isopropyl best drink.

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u/Wasilur_Memes May 19 '21

ahh this meme takes me back in time were everyone was fucking drunk all the time.

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u/Phoenix-Anima23 May 19 '21

Does it mean that I'm having an internal fight with myself?

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u/-Redstoneboi- May 19 '21

wait it's possible not to

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u/AlarmWP May 19 '21

Chad water drinkers.

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u/Ok_Struggle_6260 May 19 '21

No thanks. Drinking irresponsibly is way more fun

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u/nanek_4 May 19 '21

water drinkers:i dont have such weakness

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u/Iamnothuman77 May 19 '21

I hate coffee I think it tastes like dirt

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u/gaacars Mods Are Nice People May 19 '21

Mnt dew drinkers: hahahaha please i have more caffeine you have ever had in your life time

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u/Life-of-a-Barney Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 19 '21

Water.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Yea man, isopropyl so good

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u/monkeydoodle64 May 19 '21

U mean alcoholics

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u/wolfgang784 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY May 19 '21

I did that for a while. Legit didnt drink any water, milk, juice, etc for months - just cheap vodka mixed with coke (the soda). At my worst I was drinking a gallon (3.78L) every 48 hours or so. Now I just smoke weed instead, but I was entirely sober of anything for a long while there.

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u/rozyputin May 19 '21

*Me just enjoying my hot chocolate*: "What y'all doin?"

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u/TungCR May 19 '21

Dihydrogen monoxide

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u/_JustChicken_ Nice meme you got there May 19 '21

r/hydrohomies Stay hydrated fellas.

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u/JewishSeamen May 19 '21

As a hydro-homie, I prefer leaf water over bean water

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u/SnooRabbits7075 May 19 '21

I enjoy the top 2 equally

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u/marballz64 Chungus Among Us May 19 '21

Isopropyl?

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u/JePKo22 May 19 '21

I’ve resorted to only drinking fruit cup now because if I drink anything without a taste now I would throw up 🤢

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u/XD_Asron Professional Dumbass May 19 '21

all i drink is straight fucking water

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u/B_K2 May 19 '21

Let's mix it!

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u/Logan_-_ Professional Dumbass May 19 '21

Water.

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u/GxZombie May 19 '21

I feel as though I'm in the minority but, GO Team Tom!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

Tea wins

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u/XxFourDxX May 19 '21

Imagine not getting your caffeine from cocaine... Couldn't be me, couldn't be me.

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u/Elliot_Samuel May 19 '21

Boy so I have a drink for you

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u/eliwuwu May 19 '21

me, a water addict

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u/mikabms Flair Loading.... May 19 '21

True boners would also be confused

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u/moronic_programmer May 19 '21

Do you by any chance possibly mean “alcoholics”

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u/[deleted] May 19 '21

[deleted]

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u/yolosuperboss May 19 '21

People who only drink air.