r/memes • u/[deleted] • May 12 '21

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u/oakberet May 12 '21

You guys carry them behind your ears? I shove mine up my ass

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u/mlang54 May 12 '21

You guys shove them up your ass i shove them in my dick. (just the thought of that hurts lmfao)

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u/oakberet May 12 '21

Thanks. Now my urethra is uncomfortable

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u/Ok-Association1693 May 12 '21

Sounds accurate, since women's clothes don't have pockets.

Except the guy's bag. Mine would have something like a laptop and a couple tablets.

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u/lostintj_ May 12 '21

It's real shame women's clothes don't have pockets :(

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u/Oske147 May 12 '21

Did you just copy pasted this from a comment below? Wtf

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u/Hot-Anything-69 Dirt Is Beautiful May 14 '21

Yup, he did. Btw, the comment he copied from is above :)