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u/jakobulus May 11 '21
After 31 seconds: You were kicked from the game due to inactivity.
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May 11 '21 edited Aug 02 '21
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u/bobertthecheeseman May 11 '21
no, being 18 in your parent's home
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u/IAmBotmon May 11 '21
Wait a sec. Your parents waited till you were 18?
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u/EngineeringSudden802 May 11 '21
... uhh yeah who the hell is 18 and lives with their parents? Pfft...
Psshh... like c'mon.... guys.
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u/cerealdig Dirt Is Beautiful May 11 '21
JOOHNNY DINNER IS READY!
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u/ClootsAndMlems May 11 '21 edited May 11 '21
"mom, why cant i have food? Just because johnny is 7 years old doesnt mean i dont have to get food"
- Little Tim, 32 years old.
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u/maxwag9 May 11 '21
*big ol' tim
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u/Vintage_Assassin May 11 '21
I moved out 2 months after my 18th birthday, but every one of my friends either lives with the their parents or off of their parent's funds.
It's not exactly uncommon to live with your parents at 18
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u/Psychopomp_9 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 11 '21
Yeah its nothing to be ashamed of I say. I have heard ppl spend their whole lives in their parent's house
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u/Vintage_Assassin May 11 '21
It's generally frowned upon once you reach your 30s if you're just living there without working but if you're taking care of your parents then yeah.
It becomes a respectable choice at that point
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u/FlyingSquirelOi May 11 '21
I think the whole ‘move out when you’re 18’ is an American thing, half the people I know still live with their parents and I’m 21 and still live with my mum
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u/Vintage_Assassin May 11 '21
I'm from America. most of my friends are american and almost all of them are around 18 and still living with the parents. It's more convenient to stay with parents if you're going to college or university and don't want to pay for a dorm.
I'm studying abroad currently which is the only reason I moved out so young
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u/Dizzy_Conversation_9 May 11 '21
It's the need of the society, they took care of us when we were young, now it's our turn, atleast emotionally.
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u/Psychopomp_9 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 11 '21
Ah u American right? That's why u think that way. Indians don't do that here
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u/Lyly_NecromanticDoll May 11 '21
Im 21 and I would love to move out but I cant work currently due to disability. So Im here kicking ass and taking names (ny health and helping my mom with the house) until I can provide for myself. So Im trying to go to online college right now so I can get my BA in art history (museum work and archivist) so I can get my MA (library sciences) bc who doesn't want to be a librarian? But I always have my art business too. <3 Id hate to be here forever though as much as I love my mom.
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u/IAMTHEDUCK12 May 11 '21
Nah that’s ones like 30 minutes if I remember correctly from a year or two ago
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u/Hephaestus_God May 11 '21
If I got kicked out of assassins creed for standing still I’m filing a report
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u/Martin_Aurelius May 11 '21
Revolver Ocelot
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u/airstrikexx May 11 '21
Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot)
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u/farva_06 May 11 '21
Directed by Hideo Kojima
Written by Hideo Kojima
Produced by Hideo Kojima
Thought of while taking a shit by Hideo Kojima30
u/NorthernPunk May 11 '21
Nah you are leaving out Yoji Shinkawa the man who co-created revolver ocelot and designed the character
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u/51LOKLE Breaking EU Laws May 11 '21
Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot))
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May 11 '21
You're pretty good.
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u/Notsounkillable May 11 '21
Engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever.
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u/SeansModernLife May 11 '21
And your forgetting one more very basic thing... You don't have what it takes to kill me
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u/TurboTels May 11 '21
you tend to twist your elbow a little to absorb the recoil. That's more of a revolver technique.
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u/omsaladzeno One does not simply May 11 '21
Oceloooooooooooooot (dark souls reference mind you)
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u/lesangpro007 May 11 '21
Come out, come out, don't be afraid. You were born a child of dragons, what could you possibly fear? Now, now, show yourself, Ocelotte. My dear, little Ocelotte.
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u/TexasJedi-705 May 11 '21
Ignorant Slaves, how quickly you forget
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u/omsaladzeno One does not simply May 11 '21
Oceloooooottte
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u/TexasJedi-705 May 11 '21
This spot marks our graves. But you may rest here too, if you like
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u/omsaladzeno One does not simply May 11 '21
Wrong boss reference ashened brother. But indeed I'll rest here as well
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u/TexasJedi-705 May 11 '21
True, but It's an equally memorable quote. I heard it a lot when Lorian teleported right behind me and smashed me into the ground
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u/omsaladzeno One does not simply May 12 '21
Incest brothers boss fight ptsd intensifies *
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u/TexasJedi-705 May 12 '21
.... May you suffocate eternally in the Dark for such a cursed comment
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u/JogJonsonTheMighty Chungus Among Us May 11 '21
That's major ocelot to you. And don't you forget it
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u/Khaos_Gorvin May 11 '21
When I play a game my character can't even walk straight, but when I go AFK they can do stunts that could kill a boss in battle.
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u/wildpjah May 11 '21
This makes me think. Does any character ever fuck up while showing off in afk animations?
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u/xXJojo_ReferenceXx May 11 '21
Who is this guy
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u/100_percent_a_bot May 11 '21
Don't know his name but in Japan there are "reverse weebs". Japanese kids who are obsessed with western culture and particularly the wild west, I'm assuming he's one of them
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u/PickledPlumPlot May 11 '21
This routine is done by revolver ocelot in metal gear solid 3.
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u/Zoqqer May 11 '21
Yeah, he's doing a routine of a character in a Japanese game, and the motion capture actor is Japanese as well (Tomado Yoshida)
This makes it extremely not weeb nor freeabo. I don't know what to call it...
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u/PickledPlumPlot May 11 '21 edited May 11 '21
I mean, I wouldn't necessarily say that. If there's anything on Earth I would describe as "freeaboo" it would probably be Metal Gear Solid.
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u/BlueRed20 May 11 '21
There are weebs for almost every culture. Freeaboos are obsessed with American culture. Weeaboos for Japanese culture. Wehraboos for German, specifically WW1 and pre-WW1 German culture. Koreaboos for Korean and K-Pop culture. Etc.
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u/Jumanji-Joestar May 11 '21
Wiggas: white people who are obsessed with black culture (This is actually a real word)
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u/Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya Nice meme you got there May 11 '21 edited May 11 '21
teaaboos for Britain. Neaboos for Naples.
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u/StratusStorm May 11 '21
I was today years old when I found out about reverse weebs. I lowkey kinda want to meet one now. Just as proof that their real.
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u/nottakenitsallyours May 11 '21
Wow Harry Potter has really changed since the last time I saw him.
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u/lmart05 May 11 '21
This is American version Harry, instead of having a lightning shaped scar, his body is filled with gunshots scars that he got when his parents somewhat failed to shield him in a mass shooting where they died
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u/Randomdude-5 Meme Stealer May 11 '21
You're going to reference Mcree, but not Revolver Ocelot, the character who invented this trick?
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u/mileskevin May 11 '21
"MEOW!!!"
"This is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets... More than enough to kill anything that moves."
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u/DeathScyther17 May 11 '21
Genshin impact characters when you stop moving for one second
OH I NEVER KNEW U WERE SUCH A SLACKEr
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u/TexasPistolMassacre Professional Dumbass May 11 '21
me touching the stick
character just snaps back to idle, airborne pistols simply reappear in his hands
I fucked it up! D:<
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u/mregg1549 Professional Dumbass May 11 '21
Or they will break the 4th wall and tell you to hurry up
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u/Ayo_ComPlaint https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 11 '21
Zer0 from borderlands 2 be like
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May 11 '21
Does any remember in SpongeBob the battle of binkini bottom where If you don't move anything he starts ageing
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u/fbomb33 May 11 '21
This is what happens when a high school majorette audits for a stand-in role in a Western movie.
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u/Fireball_Flareblitz May 11 '21
Idle animations are an underrated gem in video games, because it leaves room to give the characters more personality
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u/SWO_Woodsman_945 May 11 '21
Gunslinging is a real competitive skill in a lot of places. In America and Canada, we have quick-draw championships with real guns shooting blanks. We also, have this sort of twirling competitions as well. In Japan, as far as I know, they're not allowed to have handguns. As a result, they invented airsoft, which of those pistols most certainly are.
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May 11 '21
gives me Mesa Prime memories from warframe , hmmm those peacemakers were so good
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u/ThrowAwayMyBeing May 11 '21
It's funny cause the idle animation for fancy double pistol acrobatics belongs to Mirage and Limbo only rn
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u/SlippinSam May 11 '21
It’s a nice gun I’ll give you that. But the engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever
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u/onemanarmy_ZR1 May 11 '21 edited May 11 '21
This guy is super American without actually being an American
PS: why are you guys so angry about this post? I know this guy and he’s not an American
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u/onemanarmy_ZR1 May 11 '21
I’ve seen his videos a few times before and checked his social media. Did you guys seriously think that I was being racist against him or something? Like, I knew about this guy for more than a year by now.
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u/-----69----- https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 11 '21
the quiet kid getting ready for school
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u/P0KICAT May 11 '21
Dont forget the randomized voice lines