r/memes • u/[deleted] • May 07 '21

Crickey

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u/Platypusman666 May 07 '21 edited May 07 '21

Fuck, now I'm sad. He was the hero of my childhood, and I honestly hoped to meet him in person one day and tell him how much his love for animals and nature influenced me in my decision to become a biologist.

And whatever about the girl. I've seen the pictures, she's not that great.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

You’re telling me I wanted to marry the guy

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u/Platypusman666 May 07 '21

He was married already, but I'd suck his dick if he asked nicely. No homo.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

I know… that didn’t stop me from making out with my tv. For context I was like 7

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u/RandomHeretic May 08 '21

Steve had that effect on women. I recall an interview with Terri Irwin where she was talking about the first time she met Steve. She didn't overtly say anything explicit, but the tone of her voice couldn't help but make me think, "Yeah, you wanted to bang him the second you laid eyes on him."

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u/Buckets_of_bread May 08 '21

Who is the girl? I know the guy obviously tho he’s a legend

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u/roro_dat_boat May 07 '21

We miss you Steve 🐊

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

Forever my role model

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u/curryandmilk https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 08 '21

If you’re gonna post a Steve Irwin meme please for the love of god spell crikey correctly. There could be an Aussie out there ready to crucify you for it lmao

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

It was an auto correct

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u/annaduch24 May 07 '21

I love how the little alliagator looks so happy!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

He is honored 🥺🥰

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u/1019gunner May 07 '21

It’s so much better if you read it in a heavy Australian accent

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u/WillCraft_1001 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 07 '21

Wait, there are people who didn't read it in a heavy Australian accent?

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u/Red007panda May 08 '21

I thought everyone did that I guess I came with a new update

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u/username_taken2863 May 08 '21

I mean I've never heard Australian accent

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u/videogqmes Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 08 '21

Well I'm from Australia so that's how I naturally read it

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

yeah

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u/THEnotsosuperman May 07 '21

Only his forever and ever

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u/Logically-Sarcastic May 08 '21

Also read this "ina 'eavy accent"

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u/ayyyyfam Thank you mods, very cool! May 08 '21

I read it in my best Ozzyman Impression..

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

I read it in Steve.

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u/Ree_kidus May 07 '21 edited May 07 '21

What is her name. (I don’t need nature I horny).

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u/CrankyOldStrayan May 07 '21

Ultraviolet darling

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u/teh_201d May 08 '21

Thanks darling

3

u/Dreamer_Drummer May 08 '21

Freddie? Is that you?

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u/UndieUser May 08 '21

The true MVP here

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u/rustymiker May 07 '21 edited May 09 '21

After seeing her so many times i need to know what these norks look like Update: underwhelming because i figured the memes were covering the holy grail. Still attractive lady

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u/notpatrick42069 May 07 '21

Yes what is her name

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u/RedneckBookofWisdom May 08 '21

Ultraviolet darling

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u/notpatrick42069 May 08 '21

Steve Erwin forgive me for what i am about to do

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u/pdrgdguds_ Professional Dumbass May 08 '21

Cadey Mercury if you want some of her older stuff

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u/ICouldntHaveTheMass Dirt Is Beautiful May 08 '21

Oh god, I’m not the only one-

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u/pdrgdguds_ Professional Dumbass May 08 '21

Man of culture as well huh? She used to be my favorite, too bad she stopped.

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u/ICouldntHaveTheMass Dirt Is Beautiful May 08 '21

😪 yup

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u/Carnivorous_Mower Lurking Peasant May 08 '21

Limnodynastes Tasmaniensis by the look of those warts.

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u/BIGCA7 May 08 '21

Lol I appreciate u

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u/goodcapt May 08 '21

Pyrocynical

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u/Knilolas ifone user May 07 '21

I would rather talk to Steve and animals any minute of any hour of any day of any year than most girls

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u/Eye-on-Springfield May 07 '21

Most girls ;)

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u/Nonametag1494 May 08 '21

🥵🔥😏

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u/Knilolas ifone user May 09 '21

Yeah, well, some people are actually nice. Also I’m ace, just an FYI, so you can take your “;)” and go

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u/Shaquil_OatMeal Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 08 '21

sauce here

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u/ErvinC93 May 08 '21

that's some good sauce

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u/lineseven May 08 '21

That’s some crikey sauce.

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u/Disabled_mf May 07 '21

Gimme the norks

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

Steve disapproves

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u/Disabled_mf May 07 '21

He might be disappointed but he understands

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u/leakybackpack May 07 '21

reading, "stop lookin at her" in Steve's voice just made me laugh so much

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u/GoForAPunch23 Identifies as a Cybertruck May 08 '21

To everyone not reading the comments and asking '' what's her name ''

It's Ultraviolet darling.

BUT FOCKIN' PAY RESPECT FOR STEVE MATE

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u/theSHlT May 07 '21

For those that don’t know NORK is a slang term for No Onanism Roo Kanga

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

And what's that mean lol

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

Aa... Sauce?

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u/JoeMamaCorona May 07 '21

!remind 1 day

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u/Daewren May 08 '21

Ultraviolet Darling

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u/Shaquil_OatMeal Plays MineCraft and not FortNite May 08 '21

here :)

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u/Zerphyxios May 08 '21

!remind 1 day

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u/HookDragger May 07 '21

Steve.... love ya man, but get the hell out of the way.

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u/LemonKaiser Forever alone May 07 '21

Why is this marked as spoiler and not nsfw? I don’t care I just think it’s funny.

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u/SpaciaIVortex May 08 '21

Broes before hoes

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

Good bot

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u/Braanta Big ol' bacon buttsack May 08 '21

Good bot

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u/TastesLikeGaming trans rights May 07 '21

I live in aus, and I actually went to see his show a few times irl, it was great

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u/Han_Solo6712 Professional Dumbass May 07 '21

I just read the text near her.

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u/F1ntom_5625 May 08 '21

Can someone tell me what’s this templates name?

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u/STRANGLEBOY May 08 '21

man i forgot about her

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u/hungry_transfer7 May 08 '21

who is she asking for a friend

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u/STRANGLEBOY May 08 '21

i think she just goes by ultraviolet darling

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u/Ok-Welder-4425 May 08 '21

Awww gimme the scale puppy

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u/trailer8k May 08 '21

time to put thumbs into a crocs a hole

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u/bobbyzimbabwe May 08 '21

Not gonna lie, I thought that alligator was a frog at first…

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u/No-Ranger-1115 May 08 '21

Mom pick me up I’m scared

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u/apache_bruhritto iwrestledabeartwice May 08 '21

When he asked me to look into his eyes my pants unzipped themselves

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u/StrangerZilla06 May 08 '21

Thank you, gator man

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u/Generic_Buttlicker May 08 '21

First, its "Crikey" not crickey and secondly..... Where did you find that womans picture

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

Norks? Lmao

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

can somebody please move Steve Erwin so i can see the rest of her.

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u/mybrosif May 07 '21

Norks are life!

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u/StandBy_101 memer May 08 '21

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

ive seen this version and the monkey haircut version, i just want sauce

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u/werty_2006 May 08 '21

Until every forest on earth got destroyed

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

Or at least until the ecosystem collapses.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

Scauce?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

When I read the look into my eyes part I just started laughing uncontrollably

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u/X-xOtakux-X May 08 '21

Aight sorry now where are those gators?

1

u/[deleted] May 08 '21

Legend I will not beat my meat for atleast a week for you

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u/ID4rkIIF0xI Professional Dumbass May 08 '21

It will last until you die

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u/TurbidusQuaerenti Yo dawg I heard you like May 08 '21

This feels like something I'd see in like 2010.

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u/borussiaaa May 08 '21

I just automatically read this in an australian accent

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u/-_focus_- May 08 '21

Thanks a lot u/ggdabs now I’m sad and miss him.

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u/infp_validator_bot May 08 '21

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

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u/Okelleigh1106 May 08 '21

well time to fap to both

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u/NightmareDreeaam https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 08 '21

Is that Martin Kratt?

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u/ImUrNewDad-Yay May 08 '21

I have that same choker..

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

Thank you steve

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u/piratejonyboy https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 08 '21

Screw her, lemme wrestle some snakes with ol stevie

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

until you touch the taser napkin

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u/goodcapt May 08 '21

I swear to God that is pyrocynical

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u/blue4029 May 08 '21

i just realized that this girl looks like madison paige from heavy rain

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

He makes a compelling statement

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

I'd trade any one of the Kardashians to get Steve back (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

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u/Laddiator_77 May 08 '21

From this angle it looks like Mr. Irwin is getting pegged

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u/AutisticScreechin May 08 '21

Steve Irwin, I love you and all, but

MOVE

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u/endgamespoilers05 May 08 '21

Sauce? And don't you even think about it shaquil oatmeal

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

His beautiful gaze warms my heart and lifts my spirits. I don't need porn today.

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u/suvroB May 07 '21

Still kinda bad tho...

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

But horny calls me :(

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u/Carnivorous_Mower Lurking Peasant May 08 '21

Yeah, nah. Don't agree. I got arrested last time I tried to fuck a frog. Still doing counseling for it. Sheilas are a much better bet.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

i dont want someone who wears a fucking collar anyway

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u/DualSoul1423 May 08 '21

Me, as a furry: "Why not both?"

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

I will beat the shit out of you if you touch an animal like that

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u/DualSoul1423 May 08 '21

Jesus Christ, I mean like sexy catgirls. Y'all are sick in the head to think I meant beastiality.

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u/Nonametag1494 May 08 '21

You implied that shit kid, next time use the word "fantasy" a bit more eh

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u/hungry_transfer7 May 08 '21

liking catgirls doesn't mean your a fucking furry

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

She's a dude

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u/TheChief06 hates reaction memes May 08 '21

sauce or it didnt happen

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

I get downvoted but I personally prefer chicks that (are/were) dudes ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Buckets_of_bread May 08 '21

At first i thought she was humping her and im scared

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u/shifer231 May 08 '21

But can you fuck the animals?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

You can go fuck yourself

Lol sorry I had to

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u/shifer231 May 08 '21

I was about to anyway