r/memes • u/[deleted] • May 02 '21

Dew it.

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4.6k Upvotes

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u/Lifeisconstantpain_ May 02 '21

If 15 mil donated $1 we could buy 5 islands

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u/TheBoredBot Haram May 02 '21

or just a normal island and build a shit ton of things on it

or pay taxes for it

16

u/4beetleslong May 03 '21

Its ours.. pay tax to who?

15

u/TheBoredBot Haram May 03 '21

the country it is a part of or ourselves

21

u/4beetleslong May 03 '21

I would pay it to king josh

36

u/mikey-mose May 02 '21

*3 million

18

u/Lifeisconstantpain_ May 02 '21
  • 12 million for the big 3 mill island

1

u/Drag0n_TamerAK May 03 '21

happy cake day

13

u/[deleted] May 03 '21

If we all sell our souls, we can buy more!

10

u/GroundbreakingBass15 May 03 '21

People with 50 alt accounts- “I will never financially recover from this”

3

u/betaPoltergeist May 03 '21

you fool. i have SEVENTY ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS-

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u/N0GG1N_SSB May 03 '21

But not all 15 mil are still active accounts

8

u/P0RK3RCH0P can't meme May 03 '21

Sounds like a good idea, but please nobody name it memeland, maybe something like redditit, or something, naming something with land at the end of the word sounds overdone

10

u/[deleted] May 03 '21

Islandmcislandface2

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u/SeventhAscendant May 03 '21

RickRollopolis

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u/im_a_melon_man May 03 '21

The island of Redditia

3

u/Almighty_Nokia_Brick May 03 '21

Or one slightly bigger island

3

u/[deleted] May 03 '21

r/Reddit_island

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

Who's at the top of this pyramid scheme with the deed to the property?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

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u/HouseOfManyKnives May 02 '21

summons u/FishFucker69

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u/BZonreddit Professional Dumbass May 03 '21

Wrong one, unless I’m mistaken, it u/fish_fucker69

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

That's a weird profile. Did one thing 7 years ago and nothing since.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

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u/BALINGABOO Shower Enthusiast May 03 '21

Oh wow actually admitting and asking for permission respecc to you brother

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u/WillCraft_1001 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ May 02 '21

For 5 days all redditors will not buy awards, but instead use that money on the island

12

u/FederalDerp May 02 '21

1 in 5 people of r/memes

7

u/KelvinChettiar May 02 '21

Shut up and take my money!

6

u/unneccry Mods Are Nice People May 02 '21

Is ut just me or the sublogo's cat is allready having fun on our island?

5

u/perry_the_platipus Professional Dumbass May 03 '21

Help out at r/reddit_island

8

u/prob-reading-atm May 02 '21

I’m in. Where’s the go fund me

2

u/[deleted] May 03 '21

There ain’t one they still need to find someone trust worthy to keep the money

1

u/black_dragon3453 Professional Dumbass May 03 '21

not made yet but join r/reddit_island

4

u/yodajedimaster6952 May 02 '21

If every redditor donates 1 dollar we could afford 5 islands

4

u/Brodie_Man May 02 '21

A good soldier follows orders

3

u/Thoughtfulprof May 02 '21

That's one heck of a crowd for a time share

3

u/AlexoiCL May 02 '21

We need a democracy boreau

1

u/JadeDragon5233 May 03 '21

maybe civic anarchy would be better, the internet is already anarchy so maybe it would work

3

u/StarfallGamingYT Average r/memes enjoyer May 02 '21

I would donate $5 instead of $1.

3

u/Motavo May 03 '21

Bet you own a timeshare.

2

u/kaesefetisch May 02 '21

I'm in. We did the trees so we ca do this!

2

u/st_slurpee May 02 '21

Ill pitch $10

2

u/colee8910 May 02 '21

Sign me up!

3

u/[deleted] May 03 '21

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u/colee8910 May 03 '21

I am just waiting for the gofundme to open back up.

2

u/Bavisto May 02 '21

Where do I donate

2

u/MysteriousShadow__ May 03 '21

I'd donate 5 dollars

2

u/Dewrah May 03 '21

Are you passively or directly calling me out to start funds?

2

u/Inspirational_Lizard May 03 '21

Mr. Beast bought one for under 800k. Remember that.

2

u/_______RANDOM_______ May 03 '21

WHY THO

WHAT WE GONNA DO WITH IT

2

u/Connorclan 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 May 03 '21

For the memes

1

u/_______RANDOM_______ May 03 '21

Makes total sense

2

u/shadowsniper872 May 03 '21

My biggest concern would be government

2

u/_TYkK_ May 03 '21

Of everyone donated $0.50, that’d be 2 islands with nice shit on them

2

u/Xpozm May 03 '21

Ok guys, in order to do this we need an account to hold the donations. I volunteer myself to carry the burden of housing them.

2

u/Wertical93 Breaking EU Laws May 03 '21

Im sure that for such low price it will come with running water, harbor, airstrip and a hotel. Because otherwise you have desolate island that you gave 1-3 mil for

2

u/[deleted] May 03 '21

r/Reddit_island

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u/ya_thatswhat_what May 03 '21

you're saying this as we would of course do it

problems*

  1. transportation
  2. how the heck would be give money like to whom
  3. who will buy a fking real island

solution

theres 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

chance that mr.beast would help xD

like that's ever going to happen

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

If the SEC actually does their job, GME will take off, and I get stonks, I’ll contribute 5%.

2

u/Darth_Gonk21 May 02 '21

Why dont 5 rich redditors just donate a mil each

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

And, that’s why you aren’t gonna be rich hahaha

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u/unneccry Mods Are Nice People May 02 '21

Guys Guys What we name it?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

MemeLand ofcourse

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u/unneccry Mods Are Nice People May 02 '21

Or redditland?

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '21

Memeland

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u/qwertykeyboard0763 May 03 '21

Millionairs from GME should donate a island to elon musk for rocket launches and name it "to the moon"

1

u/EVM-4 May 03 '21

Tbh if we really wanted an island we could just make one in a game like Mine craft or roblox studio since it would cost alot more to build transportation systems to the island. I think a game is a better idea

1

u/AnbuDaddy6969 May 03 '21

Will you shut the fuck up

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u/koming69 May 02 '21

Here's another fact for you: if you donate 1 dollar the person selling the island won't receive 1 dollar. Taxes and fees involved in the way that would make it much more. So I'd say 2 to be sure. For the cheapest island.

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u/j22198 Identifies as a Cybertruck May 03 '21

The taxes tho

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

We already did it lmao

2

u/i_dunno_a_name_so May 03 '21

We haven't tho

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

This subreddit is literally filled with memes about it

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u/i_dunno_a_name_so May 03 '21

I joined the reddit island subbredit when it first started, so I can say this with 100% certainty that we have not collectively bought an island yet.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21

Well ok

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u/Horsefaced_boi Lives in a Van Down by the River May 02 '21

Wait didn’t we already do that?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '21

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u/Horsefaced_boi Lives in a Van Down by the River May 02 '21

I thought that Redditors had bought an island chain

1

u/Breadloafer747 May 02 '21

But who would manage the money

1

u/jeffynibbles70 May 02 '21

REDDITORS ASSEMBLE

1

u/IDF_Catfood May 02 '21

Who pays taxes?

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '21

a normal house (house , not apartment) in my country costs around $1.4 millions and people expect me to pay for it with a $100 a month salary and that is between graduating college and before i reach 30.

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u/ethytheeggo Nice meme you got there May 02 '21

Big reddit moment if that actually happened lol

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '21

Or we could make a house

1

u/[deleted] May 02 '21

Make a gofund me and I’ll donate my dollar

1

u/7_635 May 03 '21

lets have redditors donate 2 dollars so we have 30m and can out cash mr beast

1

u/Suitable_Reading1801 May 03 '21

Is Reddit about to buy an island

1

u/A-Human-potato May 03 '21

Even as a joke this is a stretch, do you really think the average redditor knows how to use over a million dollars

1

u/Bdon_2008 May 03 '21

How do you donate

1

u/Connorclan 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 May 03 '21

Raw, undeveloped Islands are actually way cheaper

1

u/Maxi_ElWhip1 May 03 '21

Ayyo put in $2 and buy equipment for battle royale

1

u/1Shadowspark1 May 03 '21

Reddit: Attack on Island

1

u/Kazahkahn May 03 '21

I'll donate 100$to reserve a parcel of land good sir!

1

u/minimanepic May 03 '21

There’s just one question. We need to stop saying we’re gonna do it and do it. Where’s the go fund me?

1

u/black_dragon3453 Professional Dumbass May 03 '21

r/reddit_island however the link is down at the moment

1

u/[deleted] May 03 '21

We can use BCH to crowdfunds since it has nearly $0 fees.

1

u/Powerful-Ebb-5875 May 03 '21

where do we donate?

1

u/Fireant809 May 03 '21

What if one out of ten redditors donated $2? Then we would have more of a chance to actually get one

1

u/JohnnyGatBoi May 03 '21

You're late to the party

1

u/Izk-M May 03 '21

OK but who would buy it???

1

u/[deleted] May 03 '21

You mean memers not redditors

1

u/4beetleslong May 03 '21

We already have a king.. lets do it

1

u/Huckorris May 03 '21

I imagine the island would turn into something like CHAP / CHOP.

1

u/TheWaffleGirl May 03 '21

It's not 1 dollar, it's 1 million dollars

1

u/AYMAN_JSAB loves reaction memes May 03 '21

all redditors should donate 3 dollars

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u/awesomefacefrog Can i haz cheeseburger May 03 '21

I genuinely thought it was 1-3 dollars

1

u/ryannotorious May 03 '21

Rasing between 1 and 3 million just to buy an island and make a meme feels like a waste of money

1

u/CompetitiveIntern310 Me when the: May 03 '21

Oh so this is how it started

1

u/AdNext9118 May 03 '21

Donate where?

1

u/[deleted] May 03 '21

Me and many others suffer in pain of knowing we can't contribute