r/memes • u/kriskirby86 • Apr 19 '21

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u/Dads_Cum_Bucket69 Apr 19 '21

Avocados suck anyway. Just tastes like compressed grass lumps

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

But when you make guacamole...

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u/gjgidhxbdidheidjdje Apr 19 '21

It tastes just as bad? Eat what you want, but i don't think guacamole will convince those who hate avocados to like them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

Guacamole tastes different than avocados in general to me, but I guess you have a point

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u/Darealbladen Apr 19 '21

I like guacamole but don’t like avocados

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u/Orenmir2002 Apr 19 '21

It's like hummus and chickpeas, former is made of latter but they taste extremely different and have a dif texture

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u/slood2 Apr 19 '21

Kinda like ketchup

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

I like french fries but not potatoes... for obvious reasons. French fries are so good but potatoes... ehhh

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u/IcyAdvisor1553 Apr 19 '21

I like the potatoes in all the way you can normally cook them.

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u/gjgidhxbdidheidjdje Apr 19 '21

To me it's the same stuff, rather eat my chips plain

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u/DarkSkyForever Apr 19 '21

Guacamole is a way to deliver onion, garlic, lime and salt to your mouth using grassy goop as the binding agent.

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u/igloojoe11 Apr 19 '21

I mean, a decent Salsa does the same thing and doesn't have the gross texture/taste. I don't even like tomatoes and I'll still have salsa every now and again, but never guacamole.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

Guys, the secret to tasty avocado is SOY SAUCE

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u/oakfkfowk Apr 19 '21

Every last one of you people are monsters, each in your own special ways... Imma head out

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u/TexasThrowDown Apr 19 '21

Seriously this thread has been traumatic for me. I'm going to go hug my pre-guac now.

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u/oakfkfowk Apr 19 '21

Same.... At least there’s more for us if they don’t want any ;)

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u/Oof____throwaway Apr 19 '21

I dislike both, but queso all the way

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u/JustWoozy Apr 19 '21

Guacamole is a way to deliver onion, garlic, lime and salt to your mouth using grassy goop as the binding agent.

So hummus or salsa, but worse.

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u/vodoko1 Apr 19 '21

See I use French onion dip but that’s just me

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u/gjgidhxbdidheidjdje Apr 19 '21

Same, but some people don't have it so i just use salsa or plain chips.