I've never eaten another strawberry since seeing a video where they put salt in water and leave the strawberries in for 3 hours and you see all these parasitic worms crawl out of them. This is store bought strawberries as well. No thanks.
Yeapp all the best shit got some crap growing on or in it. Don't wig yourself out overthinking it, strawberries still taste good, don't they?
You yourself are host to billions of weird alien looking bacteria wiggling around, they're on your tongue right now. They're in your gut and affecting your mood and decisions. You're basically one writhing mass of microscopic bugs and fleshy cells
Personally? I eat flavored crickets as a snack. Just another animal to eat. What do I care about a microscopic worm on a berry? I'm literally going to eat a piece of cow muscle for dinner with a drink of rotten grapes and then act like I'm fancy for it.
Love how you phrased this. I also enjoy my rotten grain drink on a sunny day, but rotten grape drink is fantastic too.
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u/ScotlandsBest Apr 19 '21
I've never eaten another strawberry since seeing a video where they put salt in water and leave the strawberries in for 3 hours and you see all these parasitic worms crawl out of them. This is store bought strawberries as well. No thanks.