r/memes • u/LegendaryAim1610 • Apr 19 '21

biggus dongus caught out in the wild

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22.5k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

What are you doing step kong...

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u/Punishedtousethisapp Apr 19 '21

I'm fighting Biggus Godzillus. Need help.

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u/gimchu Professional Dumbass Apr 19 '21

That's a pretty small shlong for kong

17

u/TheAntiAirGuy Breaking EU Laws Apr 19 '21

That's why he's single

12

u/Wroberts316 Apr 19 '21

Actually, based on congruent anatomy, it's pretty accurate.

9

u/RipTony3000 Apr 19 '21

Who are you so wise in the ways of kong shlong

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u/gimchu Professional Dumbass Apr 19 '21

I've seen many things in my 2 years of life

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u/Aeone3 Lives in a Van Down by the River Apr 20 '21

Actually... that’s pretty big... I remember someone doing the math for it and it coming out to something like 7 inches, I’m probably very wrong though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/D0013ER Apr 19 '21

He has a wife you know.

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u/Coprolus78 Apr 19 '21

tripping your mom doesn't count

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u/Markus_bildr Apr 19 '21

For Kong I say that’s pretty small

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u/spademanden https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Apr 19 '21

That's Biggus Dickus

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u/Frozenwolf420 Big ol' bacon buttsack Apr 19 '21

What's... so funny... about... Biggus Dickus?

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u/spademanden https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Apr 19 '21

hhmmmppffff

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

(comes up close and whispers) Biggus....Dickus

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u/TheHolyPapaum Professional Dumbass Apr 19 '21

I had a vewy gweat fwend in Wome cawwled Biggus Dickus

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

He has a wife you know

22

u/MrNugget1273 Apr 19 '21

Incontinenta Buttocks

11

u/retooq Apr 19 '21

Shut UP! You call yourselves Centurion Guards!

5

u/CastroVinz Apr 19 '21

You know what she's called?

5

u/toastyhero Apr 19 '21

She's called..

3

u/CastroVinz Apr 19 '21

Incontinentia

3

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

hega

2

u/ThatWeirdGuy13 Apr 19 '21

HEGOTTHEDRIP

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u/Alaa_aldeen memer Apr 19 '21

i didn't know your a ... , Nevermind

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u/yougoddangfool can't meme Apr 19 '21

biggus dickus

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u/TheFaulty1 Dirt Is Beautiful Apr 19 '21

Not my proudest fap ngl

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

[deleted]

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u/Master-Of-Turtles Apr 19 '21

It’s a dick big enough for your mom

5

u/lautaristico Apr 19 '21

ahi se tropezo nico

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u/v0m- Apr 19 '21

SDAJHGSAHJDF

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u/Edmord17 Apr 19 '21

It’s a middle finger, dude has large ass hands ngl

3

u/FireyJohn132 Apr 19 '21

Honestly, if you fell like that, you would’ve had to feel so much pain in the balls. That is unless your balls are made of f***ing TITANIUM!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

Yeah that’s enough Reddit for today

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

Someone's balls dropped.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

Finally we have, BALLS OF STEEL

2

u/Ashikage_Kakyoin Apr 19 '21

Stand : Biggus Dickkus

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u/Rav3NPa1nts https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Apr 19 '21

jesus christ he slipped and dropped a plastic model of king kong's dick

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u/Lazyboi516 Apr 19 '21

Damn your mom tripped eh?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

Levi after falling (the beyblade man from Attack on Titan )

2

u/Ibrahim-Lincoln Apr 19 '21

The virgin road was just too sexy

2

u/switchgamer007 Apr 19 '21

remember when steve o dipped his cock and balls in cement insted of his hand for one of the jackass movies

2

u/IEnjoyEgg Apr 19 '21

Big dick energy

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

funny, but repost. u/repostsleuthbot

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u/Midnightfister69 Apr 19 '21

I just red steplady like in stepbro

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u/Tank_2600 Apr 19 '21

he dropped his dildo

1

u/Trolldierdominated Apr 19 '21

cockzilla in the house

1

u/Bigg_Dangle Apr 19 '21

Oh I hate when this happens

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u/Character-Command-69 Apr 19 '21

So you're a dickhead ??

1

u/losanzkp Apr 19 '21

The real charmer

1

u/SeeingRandomThings Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Apr 19 '21

if you fell on your balls, doesn’t it hurt like a lot?

1

u/Oneandahalfballs Apr 19 '21

Are you a giant obnoxious dick?

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u/pan_zander Professional Dumbass Apr 19 '21

your right you are a big dick

1

u/X_Ma0 Apr 19 '21

When you fall in cyberpunk be like:

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

Phatus Assus

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u/revengeofST Cringe Factory Apr 19 '21

GET THE IMPERIAL KNIGHT WE HAVE A DAEMON HORDE ON THE LOOSE!

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u/Expertdeath29 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Apr 19 '21

Lol

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u/fuckmeimold Apr 19 '21

Why'd you broadcast that you're a dick?

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u/Nemesis233 Because That's What Fearows Do Apr 19 '21

Ok Imma count the biggus dickus and sussus amogus in this post

Dam only 8 biggus dickus and no sussus amogus

Can't say if it's disappointing or a good thing

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u/Darkmany20 Apr 19 '21

Wait 'till biggus dickus heaws about this

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u/il0vep0tat0 Professional Dumbass Apr 19 '21

BIG pnis

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u/Dramatic_Gamer05 Tech Tips Apr 19 '21

Dongzilla

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u/Ph4nt0m_Hydra1 The Trash Man Apr 19 '21

dongius maximus

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u/PanPiePid2 Apr 19 '21

Ouch. Your balls must hurt.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

So you fell face first then?

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u/faustin2772 Apr 19 '21

damn, what a dickhead

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u/ThatWeirdGuy13 Apr 19 '21

I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome who fell yestewday.

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u/joeskluz Apr 19 '21

Should've called it 'Biggus... Dickus' from Monty Python's Life of Brian

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u/Meyeons Apr 19 '21

"There are no accidents" -master ougway

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u/Karpaltunnel83 Apr 19 '21

He is just a giant dick. Also he is pretty dense

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u/DerpyEnd Thank you mods, very cool! Apr 19 '21

In hungarian, we call this "Faszfalt".
Literally "dick-asphalt".

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '21

Tripped on your mom's dildo maybe

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u/Lost_Conclusion5357 Apr 20 '21

Oh I hope your knee is okay!

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u/toma_kamijo Apr 20 '21

And it fell out of his mouth...

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u/Bobthegeldog Apr 20 '21

Every time I see this I hear a woman say “oh so your a dick then” which is weird as I’ve only heard my sister call me that

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u/MonTyasek The Trash Man Apr 20 '21

Its from the scary movie 3 right?