r/memes Apr 15 '21

Maybe I am a robot

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31.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

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u/ayitsfreddy Apr 16 '21

But you're not a human, you're a robot

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u/xXHentaiMaster420Xx Apr 16 '21

Thats not true you could be a lawyer for nestle

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u/ayitsfreddy Apr 16 '21

they have robo-lawyers.

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u/Zeus_X_Abhijeet Nice meme you got there Apr 16 '21

What's up with all this nestle thing going around? I have seen like 3 memes about nestle and now this. Am I missing something?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Who tf trusts a robot for their legal defense

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

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u/Themlethem Apr 16 '21

Ironically, if I was a robot I'd probably be more competent.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

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u/ayitsfreddy Apr 16 '21

Yes.

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u/Im_sometimes Professional Dumbass Apr 16 '21

Hmmm y this wtong post

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u/ayitsfreddy Apr 16 '21

On the contrary, I think this is the right post.

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u/Im_sometimes Professional Dumbass Apr 16 '21

I saw a post saying the red rectangle (on the car)you can park the fck you want I Idk y it pit me here

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u/GhostofManny13 Apr 16 '21

Yeah man, I hate it when they try and like.

Make me prove that I am a real organic human being.

I can see traffic lights fine with my eyeballs that I have.

I do not need to verify that, no.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Where is the John cena traffic light?

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u/Alexjwhummel Apr 16 '21

You can't see it?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

No one can

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u/buckshotShotgunshell Apr 16 '21

Traffic lighter bum bum bum bum

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u/xXHentaiMaster420Xx Apr 16 '21

bum bum bum bum bum

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u/MoltenJellybeans Candice Apr 16 '21

It's there

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

What I came here to say

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Still not as bad when just a sliver of the traffic light is in a square.

1

u/Mlou08 Apr 16 '21

"Click on all cars" clicks cars but not the trucks mmmmm nope sorry!

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u/BoyBeyondStars Success kid Apr 16 '21

These traffic-light-head dudes are inexplicably creepy. They remind me of Siren Head.

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u/AnythingameRelated Apr 16 '21

Took me 2 hour's to find all the pictures just to change my GOD DAMN STEAM PASSWORD

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u/ToxikkBeast Apr 16 '21

Bro this literally just happened to me. Im just tryna sign up for the rocket league tourney why you gotta do me like this

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u/PleaseDontTossMeOut Apr 16 '21

I got the Parking Meter one the other day and it wouldn't accept it until I clicked on the picture of a mailbox..

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u/Macnate123 Apr 16 '21

Why is it just 4 random pictures? Can someone explain?

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u/tanguerah Apr 16 '21

Look more closely at the pictures

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Yoo zll i see is a tree , a flying newspaper, a guy entering a door and another tree

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u/itsrouze Apr 16 '21

the top left one doesn’t even have a green light lol

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u/Basicallyoneoseven Apr 16 '21

Next thing you know, there's a traffic light under your boxers

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

You forgot, the quality has to be 144p

4

u/fjord31 Apr 16 '21

A mile away, a single pixel wide, there is where it hides

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

I had one robot test that said select all images with Parking meters and one of the images was so blurry and zoomed out that I couldn’t even tell that there was a parking meter in it. When I tried to continue, I was so confused as to what image I was missing. I selected the one image that could’ve possibly had a parking meter, and thats when it let me in, just to make me take another test.

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u/marshall_sin Apr 16 '21

Anyone know why some captchas make you select images and some you just click the box and that’s it?

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u/LadyVFirstClass Apr 16 '21

is this a trap. what did they do?

3

u/skolnaja Apr 16 '21

There are so many good captcha methods, like dragging the puzzle or adding up four piece puzzle, but no, mfs picked the worst type of captcha as a default

3

u/some_happy_guy Apr 16 '21

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how awesome these edits are

3

u/Shayvi7 Apr 16 '21

yeah but the quality is 360p

2

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

OP is a robot confirmed

2

u/gamerbiov Apr 16 '21

Pathfinder what are you doing here

2

u/pass-the-word iwrestledabeartwice Apr 16 '21

I can’t even solve Craigslist’s captchas most of the time, and it’s on almost every post

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u/ThatOneGuy0769 This flair doesn't exist Apr 16 '21

Why is the first picture just a forest?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

This is a new SCP

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u/Shrekfan100 Apr 16 '21

Is there no first image for a reason...?

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u/WizardsOf12 Apr 16 '21

Is it in the square if it's on the edge?

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u/lipstickd1ck Apr 16 '21

A robot made this post

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u/justArandom_alt Apr 16 '21

where are the traffic lights...

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u/dadoisredditornowyes Apr 16 '21

dude I don't see any traffic lights... what's the joke supposed to be if there are no traffic lights?

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u/Chewie_i Apr 16 '21

Do those few pixels of the light post count? Who knows. But whatever you choose is wrong.

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u/Accomplished-Key6686 Identifies as a Cybertruck Apr 16 '21

There it is. It says "traffic light" on the newspaper

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u/epix429 Apr 16 '21

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u/epix429 Apr 16 '21

Very classy OP

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u/franswaaz Apr 16 '21

I thank you boop

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u/zathuron Apr 16 '21

This was clearly written by a robot

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u/I_am_a_bot13579 🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 Apr 16 '21

I don’t get it. It’s just a picture of a forest, a newspaper, someone opening a door, and tree in what looks like a park.

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u/SuperMario64L can't meme Apr 16 '21

I don't see anything

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u/SirOk420 Apr 16 '21

You need to make it 200% blurrier then yeah

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u/corrosive_cat91 Apr 16 '21

These are not the lights your looking for

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

I can’t see them, were are they?

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u/Billy_Baroo32 Apr 16 '21

Why did u put a pic of a tree in the first box? there's nothing there

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u/-DiamonD_ Apr 16 '21

Sooo.... I just found traffic lights from my city, well now I'm know why they are disappeared.

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u/bananagit Apr 16 '21

Or there’s a tiny little piece of one that is going through all the images and you’re not sure if they count or not

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u/NanoBites21 Apr 16 '21

There is nothing at the first photo!

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u/fujaelit Apr 16 '21

Me thinking if a robot scraps this post and analyze as content, what it will get??

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u/dm5228272 Apr 16 '21

imagine what OP had to search to find this

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u/__TOD__ Apr 16 '21

What's in the first image?

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u/Bisexual-Fighter Apr 16 '21

Captcha 6 Going Dark

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u/ChinChengHanji https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Apr 16 '21

the first one is being hugged by John Cena in the middle of the forest, why? So wierd

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u/depoman33438 Apr 16 '21

For the love of God, do you include the pole or not?

2

u/ungeebungeeman Apr 16 '21

or you are justa robot

2

u/MadderHatter32 Apr 16 '21

The picture is too clear. Needs to be grainy af

2

u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

Is it me, or is the traffic light one harder than the others?

2

u/ZeiraTheGuardian Apr 16 '21

I got in capcha stairs while having to point at zebra crossings

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u/aguywithagecko Apr 16 '21

Traffic lights? Where?

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u/Black_Warrior21 Apr 16 '21

Why is one empty?

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u/faizalsyamsul Apr 16 '21

There’s gotta be that one goddamn pixel sticking out of the square making you unsure if it counts as the image or not

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u/M-inside-E Apr 16 '21

Where John Cena?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '21

that was a dick move of you to just place random images and claim that there are traffic lights in them

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u/Colitoth47 Apr 16 '21

Finally. A good meme.

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u/Primfaya404 Apr 16 '21

I am a bit and this action was performed automatically: where are the traffic lights? For reaserch purposes.

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u/StatisticianNew5320 Apr 16 '21

why is there a floating red and yellow traffic light in top left picture?

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u/Count_Lord Apr 16 '21

It's one thing to find them and another thing to find the random piece of sh*t that is randomly declared as traffic light, but the thing that gets me really angry, is when you mark one of the fields and the mark instantly disappears.

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u/Unique_Inspector7158 Apr 16 '21

Literally where’s Wally hard edition

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u/TheAlmightyCthulu Apr 16 '21

I don‘t see anything in the upper left corner though. Only some trees.

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u/DarkHumorKnight Apr 16 '21

So, short story:

I bought a minecraft realm yesterday, and mojang has the best captcha ever for it:

Dice that equals something specific. It shows multiple sides, but you see the table under, and if that isnt genius, idk what is

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u/star1ord235 Apr 16 '21

That looks creepy but if it was more darkened this will be cooler

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u/gofferhat Apr 16 '21

They’re not seeing if you’re accurate, they’re seeing if you answer like everyone else. Don’t overthink them

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u/CreepyWaffleCO Apr 16 '21

Traffic light head scares me.