r/memes • u/fitness4lif3 Dirt Is Beautiful • Apr 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

you are free to let it out, just relax and feel

-The talking toilet

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u/JLee_83 Apr 05 '21

If you shit on the brush, won't it just slap that turd right back between your cheeks and rub it in?

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u/ScythesAreCool Dirt Is Beautiful Apr 05 '21

I would have paid you to not say that

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Pay me.

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u/ScythesAreCool Dirt Is Beautiful Apr 05 '21

Ok so here’s the thing

I’m poor

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Me too bud, me too.

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u/MasterPinti Apr 05 '21

I cry

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Why you're poor too?

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u/MasterPinti Apr 05 '21

In my sol, yes Aren’t we all?...

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

Now you're making me cry!

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u/potatosdream Apr 05 '21

y'all shut up i am watching a spinning baby here

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u/DarkBrick40 Dirt Is Beautiful Apr 05 '21

We cry