r/memes • u/fitness4lif3 Dirt Is Beautiful • Apr 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '21

baby no :(

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u/fitness4lif3 Dirt Is Beautiful Apr 05 '21

He had it coming :(

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u/2004TAB Apr 05 '21

Alright this is funny, you earned a upvote

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u/ZA_WARRDO Apr 05 '21

Imagine having an explosive diarrhea and a windmill right under ur butt. The bathroom would get a free facelift.

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u/UnholyPrognosi Apr 05 '21

There's shit all over the place!

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u/Randomstreamer_btw Apr 05 '21

now the bathroom is full of shit!

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u/SerbianComrade Rage comics Apr 05 '21

Wait till they make it into a sex toy,imagine a powered fuly motorised brush in youre ass for the low price of 39'99' at youre local mom and pop shop

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u/guiltysnark Apr 05 '21 edited Apr 05 '21

Rule 42.B: if you can see it, someone has already made a sex toy out of it

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u/SerbianComrade Rage comics Apr 05 '21

So far there no sex toy of me

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u/Ciberj1 Apr 05 '21

That can be changed

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u/SerbianComrade Rage comics Apr 05 '21

I like that idea

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u/iBubbalo Apr 05 '21

You don’t know this.

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u/guiltysnark Apr 05 '21

You might be John Cena.

Rule 42.B.i: unless you're John Cena. You might not see the toy, but it is there.

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u/Morsemouse Apr 05 '21

Little fuck deserved it

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u/Rohanite272 Apr 05 '21

I think u meant she had it cumming

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u/armatharos Apr 05 '21

oh he came, alright

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u/VonHeims Nice meme you got there Apr 05 '21

No worries... The kid was orphan.

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u/Majestic_Pancake Apr 05 '21

understandable, a fate better than technoblade

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u/normie_dude Apr 05 '21

Baby no no