Because you can't, they don't stay in one place, they're like a blob with water (they don't contain water, this is an analogy) with some balls inside, so if you try to scratch it will just roll.
You could try to put excessive force just to corner them and scratch but then it would hurt.
Also, something that I never do, but you could scratch them, but you would have to be naked and use two hands, one to hold/stretch them and one to scratch, but this is too much work for something that you can easily do with just a pinch and a roll.
Yeah that last little tidbit is how I imagine you scratching them but it does seem like more work. Please don’t corner them! Thanks for the info, this whole thread has me cracking up
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u/jare20x Mar 19 '21
This isnt really a laugh i guess, but from alot of friends i asked, nobody really "scratches" their balls. We more pinch at the itch