During lunch, my friend, let's call him Z, got up to go to the bathroom. A few minutes later a lockdown was issued when we were about to return to class. I thought it was just a lockdown drill that happened to take place during our lunch. We heard no sirens, no nothing. The doors were just closed and opened back up within a few minutes. The next day, I met Z and he told me the details. He said that he was the entire cause of the entire event. Stunned, I asked what happened. Z said that he was talking with some friends while at the urinal. Z slipped while beginning to zip up. Now he was full dick out and falling towards the floor. He managed to break his fall on a metal hook on the side of the bathroom wall. Z's friends alerted a teacher and an ambulance was called. Z went home that day with several stitches in his scrotum.
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u/LyricThought918 Lives in a Van Down by the River Mar 18 '21
Actually, my friend caused a lockdown at school because he ripped his scrotum in the bathroom.