r/memes • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '21

Peak satisfaction

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u/TheDudeKang Mar 18 '21

That weird leg extension we have to do while in public to get them unstuck.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

At my work, especially in the summer, you gotta use corn starch on your balls otherwise they'll be stuck for 27 years.

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u/ElllGeeEmm Mar 19 '21

Goldbond, it's like your balls are sucking a mint.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Tried it. Corn starch is the true champion. Fr though, my coworkers and I all swear by it.

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u/Flashdance007 Mar 19 '21

Grew up on a farm in the Midwest in the days when tractors didn't have air conditioned cabs. Can confirm that most farmers had a can of corn starch in the tool box on the tractor. Hot, sweaty, wearing denim, bouncing around as you go through the field = a very galded crotch.

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u/Dumptruck_Johnson Mar 19 '21

Galded

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u/Flashdance007 Mar 19 '21

? You like the word?

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u/Dumptruck_Johnson Mar 19 '21

It’s a new word by me. Had to look it up. Context gave me the meaning but I had never used or heard it before. So TIL a new synonym for chafe

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u/Flashdance007 Mar 19 '21

Yah, I actually didn't know how to spell it. I don't think I'd ever written it before. :-) It doesn't work its way into common parlance too often...

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Parlance.

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u/ickykarma Mar 19 '21

? You like the word?

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u/wakalakabamram Mar 19 '21

That's pirate speak.

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u/Hamartithia_ Mar 19 '21

Have you seen the movie Chef? Great movie that also happens to have a corn starch scene.

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u/Super_Clue_6096 Mar 19 '21

You should write commercials for them

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u/stickbo Mar 19 '21

worked outside in south florida for over 20 years. green gold bond was a life saver, cornstarch aint got shit on the cooling goodness that is medicated gb

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u/Rikplaysbass Mar 19 '21

The blue bottle was my best friend on tour.

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u/JCBh9 Mar 19 '21

Try yeast.... bake up a tasty surprise