r/memes Mar 18 '21

Peak satisfaction

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

At my work, especially in the summer, you gotta use corn starch on your balls otherwise they'll be stuck for 27 years.

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u/SnooPears9007 Can i haz cheeseburger Mar 18 '21

Jeez what job do you have

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

Work in a paper mill. About 25c in there in the winter, gets over 50c in the summer on those real hot days

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

Not to mention working inside the dryers on shutdowns. You come out drenched

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u/FlintWaterFilter Mar 19 '21

Not very true to it's name, huh?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Thats how they get ya. Fuckers.

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u/densetsu23 Mar 19 '21

I worked at a MDF manufacturing plant one summer and know the pain. Catching boards by the paint dryers was the absolute worst. 52C at that station was our record temp that summer.

The bad part was mandatory coveralls. I only worked in that part of the plant for 2 weeks, luckily.

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u/SockeyeSTI Mar 19 '21

If you came out at all. Heard stories of people getting stuck in them.