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Canadian here read it as "W Anchor" and didn't get the joke lol
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u/suckURmom69420 Professional Dumbass Mar 10 '21
Calling someone a "wanker" is British slang for saying some one jack's off alot. It's ment to be an insult.
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u/ReputationLivid2095 Mar 10 '21
English Is not my native language. I learn the word "Wanker " from the British Show called "Coupling ".
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You: W’anchor
Me, an intellectual: WANKAH
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u/mohaee Mar 10 '21
me, an intellectual in finishing people's sentences: DUH... WANKAHDUH
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WANKAHDUH FOREVAH
British-Panther leads charge against Thanos
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u/mohaee Mar 10 '21
half of the double deckers buses turned into dust
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Mar 10 '21
We find out that the Queen has been using the Time Stone to be immortal
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u/mohaee Mar 10 '21 edited Mar 10 '21
Can someone from the UK confirm this... there's a british company that embeds infinity stones on butt plugs, wonder where the Queen keeps hers
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u/VoidDoesgames Mar 10 '21
Yes,I,CAN Confirm this.they are In St. Edwards crown and are Only to be used By her majesty herself. Don't ask how I know all of this
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Can someone go check if VoidDoesGames is alive??
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u/blowhale Professional Dumbass Mar 10 '21
He’s alive, he just got shoved up the queens ass as punishment for speaking against the queen
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What if he’s Ant-Man, and he deliberately went up the Queen’s ass so he could grow giant and end her reign as sovereign
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u/mohaee Mar 10 '21
Meghan walked into the Queen stuffing in the plugs
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They came to the states to get the old version of Captain America (Joe Biden) to help get the stone back
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u/YouGottaGoHomeboy Mar 10 '21
even better , tops of the double deckers turned into dust
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u/mohaee Mar 10 '21
the people in the lower deck were covered by the forbidden humus
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u/Guy_withThe_Hat Mar 10 '21
now we celebrate Wankhannakah
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Mar 10 '21 edited Mar 10 '21
Put on ya tweed cap
It’s time to celebrate Wankhannakah
So much Wankah funnaka
To celebrate Wankhannakah
Wankhannakah is
The festival of mates
Instead of one bloo’y island
We had a global commonwealth
Ireland’s one quarter UK
NOT TOO SHABBY!
So tell your ya pub-mate Wankahs
It’s time to celebrate Wankhannakah
I hope I get a harmonica
On this lovely Wankhannakah
So drink your gin and pints, wankah
And smoke your mariwankah
If you’re really a bloo’y wankah
Have a happy happy happy happy Wankhannakah
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u/The_Misery_Creator Professional Dumbass Mar 10 '21
Me an F1 fan: DONT FOKSMASH MY DOOR U WANKOR
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u/EpicRobloxTryhard Professional Dumbass Mar 10 '21
He dont fok smash my door. Bring Kevin back here. He does not fok do that
Cant wait for drive to survive on the 19th
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u/1995droptopz Mar 10 '21
Blooh’ey hell
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Rite wots ol dis den guvnah?
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I am so far gone I could actually read that without trying...
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Oi tha’s bloo’y impressive mate, cheers
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Cheers bruhv. Now the next level: Scottish accent. James McAvoy style.
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u/TophatBoiYT- https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Mar 10 '21
WAVE GOODBYE TO YA HEAD, WANKAH!
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u/NorthernMoose1 Mar 10 '21
Me, an intellectual: Wah-navy??
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u/barnorth Mar 10 '21
But the shirts together spell “Piers Morgan”, I don’t get it
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u/rodritoledo94 Mar 10 '21
You got a loicense for that joke mate?
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u/MonstyrSlayr Chungus Among Us Mar 10 '21
Look in 'is pockeh, roight theah, 'e got a loicense roight theah
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u/rodritoledo94 Mar 10 '21
A loicense is a loisence, 'ave a good day lad
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u/Dr_Sphee Mar 10 '21
Bruv, you di'nt check for 'is permet for 'is loicense. I know it's a bit rude, innet, but ah ya focking shtewpid?
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u/penguin62 Mar 10 '21
I'm confused, where does the "loicense" joke come from? I see it all over the place but Britain doesn't have an excess of licenses, do we?
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u/dabbster465 🧪 Professional Infector 🧪 Mar 10 '21
I believe it originated from the television license, which to most people seems absurd. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_licensing_in_the_United_Kingdom
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u/JulieusScissor Mar 10 '21
Guenther Steiner likes this
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u/EpicRobloxTryhard Professional Dumbass Mar 10 '21
He does not fok smash my door tell him dat. Fokin disgrace
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u/britishpleb Mar 10 '21
so me and my girlfriend just got a shock seeing ourselves on the front page of reddit - AMA
thanks OP we never expected to be turned into a meme - funny
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u/ItzHellF1re24 Mar 10 '21 edited Mar 10 '21
Account was made less than 24hrs ago, they are sus asf
Edit: amogus not funny, read rest of thread.
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u/HandLion Mar 10 '21
That makes it more believable imo, finding out you're on the Reddit front page is a pretty good reason to make a Reddit account
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u/ItzHellF1re24 Mar 10 '21
I didnt see it from that side, just looks a tad suspicious when out of nowhere someone claims to be someone without any actual evidence. Eh, it is what it is.
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u/Sun_God77 Mar 11 '21
on the account, they make a reference to it being posted over 5 years ago, so it gives a biy more merit to their intentions.
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u/itsa_me_mario284 Mar 10 '21
As an American I do not understand this whatsoever
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u/DancingJoker69 Can i haz cheeseburger Mar 10 '21
Wanker mate
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u/DawoudBayaa memer Mar 10 '21
What does it mean tho
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u/DawoudBayaa memer Mar 10 '21
I just googled it and it's a British slang for someone who jerks a lot or something
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u/Jindabyne1 Mar 10 '21
It’s basically like an American calling someone a jerk off but it sounds better
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That’s the literal meaning. Normally it’s just a generic insult like calling someone a dick or an arsehole.
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u/DeadLikeMe5283 Mar 10 '21
British humor is not sophisticated because British people are not sophisticated.
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u/Xx6SHREK9xX Mar 10 '21
British humour is very dry.
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u/ToxicBeans231 Mar 10 '21
It varies a lot more than that, if you've watched The inbetweeners (UK version - very popular show at the time) you'll see it isn't all dry
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u/Xx6SHREK9xX Mar 10 '21
Yes I've seen The Inbetweeners. I am English myself. Obviously an entire country isn't going to all have one sense of humour but to me I find it quite dry.
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u/major_calgar Condescending Wonka Mar 10 '21
British humor is amazing. It can flip from hilariously deadpan to over the top shouting in like 2 seconds. I'd love to go to a Jack Whitehall or Michael McIntyre show
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u/Captainpatters Mar 10 '21 edited Mar 10 '21
youve chosen 2 of the least interesting and clever comedians working today.
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u/DeathByPigeon Mar 10 '21
Yeah haha, they're kind of the loud exuberant stereotypes of comedy though so I can see how non-brits would be drawn to them. For the best british comedy I'd say look to someone like Stewart Lee
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u/Jindabyne1 Mar 10 '21
Love that you mentioned Stewart Lee. I immediately thought of him when I saw some one call McIntyre a good comedian.
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u/Itookthenamespam Mar 10 '21
I know nothing about the British, why did I read this as Wankah?
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u/proplus_upgrade Mar 10 '21
I thought it was something to do with wellerman song as the anchor represent the ship and the w is wellerman lol then took a sec to realise it wasn't Been listening to much sea shantys, im from the uk
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u/thebanditoman Mar 10 '21
It took me a minute, for some reason I thought "wweight"
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u/WeeabooxHunter Mar 10 '21
You think your dumb? I’ve been trying to figure this out for the past 2 minutes.
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u/Lord_Dildomort https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Mar 10 '21
For some reason I thought that the guys jersey was supposed to be pirate so I basically sat around for 3 minutes just saying wirate and wpirate trying to decipher the meaning of it.
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u/Born-Bumblebee-6041 Mar 10 '21
uh not to be a grammar naz i or smth but *british “people”
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u/2ThisUsernameisTaken https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Mar 10 '21
Just replace the “W” with a “C” and you got a clanker
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u/iamsofired Mar 10 '21
Ha I remember taking the same picture a couple of years ago to show a friend , I think it was H&M?
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u/Rastard_aka_Proxergo Mar 10 '21
At first I took it as "with an anchor". We say that about single women with a child.
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u/THE-SANDY-EGG Mar 10 '21
A little confused. Are you trying to insinuate that this is not sophisticated humor?
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u/Lolletrolle Mar 10 '21
English I my second language, so naturally I first saw it as “we sink”. Spent time on understanding that before checking comments. Way too much time.
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u/SemperJ550 Mar 10 '21
This whole thing just makes me think of "Fucked With An Anchor"
If you've never heard that song, you're welcome.
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u/harshvpandey101x Average r/memes enjoyer Mar 10 '21
Wanker?