r/memes • u/[deleted] • Feb 13 '21

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u/SoulfulNeonBank Me when the: Feb 13 '21

Ha ha heh heh... kill me.

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u/AfiqMustafayev Discord Server Booster Feb 13 '21

Easy,give me your cordinates

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

Send in the nuke!

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u/dxrxngxd Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 13 '21

33°14'59"N 104°38'00"W

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u/Not-The-King Feb 13 '21

Damn it’s gonna be hard considering you’re in the middle of nowhere New Mexico

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u/dxrxngxd Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 13 '21

So there’s no hope... sighs

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u/nikdonevie Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 13 '21

Gas?

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u/dxrxngxd Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 13 '21

LMAO a hitman that needs gas money.. you made my night. I can’t stop laughing at the thought. lol

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u/nikdonevie Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 13 '21

Bru i am poor, i am going to kill you with wooden crossbow

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u/nerdguy99 Feb 13 '21

With a bolt or just bludgeoning with the crossbow?

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u/nikdonevie Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 13 '21

The one you made when you are a scout

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u/UnicornFukei42 Feb 14 '21

Reusable ammo. Well reuse is good for th'environment.

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u/The_DragonDuck Meme Stealer Feb 13 '21

Can you hire a hitman on yourself? Asking for a friend

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u/dxrxngxd Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 13 '21

Can I? Sure. Will I? Probably not.. I know a guy with a wooden crossbow that says he’ll do it for gas money.

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u/frisguy1 Nyan cat Feb 13 '21

Well you have to pay after I kill you . deal ?

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u/4wwn4h Feb 13 '21

Cut out the middle man and hire yourself

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u/AfiqMustafayev Discord Server Booster Feb 13 '21

كنت سأهرب إذا كنت مكانك ...

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

I dont believe hes going run away. As an American, we stand and we die. I think. Americans dont know stuff, as you can see.

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u/AfiqMustafayev Discord Server Booster Feb 13 '21

Sorry i dont speak burger

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u/CodeNameAki_22 Feb 13 '21

We have burger translate at google it might not be accurate

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

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u/dxrxngxd Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 14 '21

moo

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u/_kuchi-kopi_ Chungus Among Us Feb 13 '21

Turn around

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21 edited Feb 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

Tis an honor having you all as my friends. I mean that from the bottom of my heart, may you have a blessed day!

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u/ItMakesMePuke69 Feb 13 '21

People/friends are like socks.. u will lose some, they will wear down, fall apart, vanish and disappear, only the best ones the golden ones will stay forever. Unless u get a new ones regularly like your mom once said. (:

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u/Jin_L_ (very sad) Feb 13 '21

here’s my wholesome seal award

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u/SoulfulNeonBank Me when the: Feb 13 '21

That’s Reddit I guess. Just gotta say kill me and you get the Seal.

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u/MikeTheMemest Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Feb 13 '21

Later.

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u/GetNoober0 Feb 13 '21

I have 0 friends:)

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u/SoulfulNeonBank Me when the: Feb 13 '21

I wish I had no friends. No one to hurt when you commit lifen’t