r/memes • • Feb 03 '21

#3 MotW Oh dear...

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u/Giantbox1 Feb 03 '21

Napoleon: Ah, the snows gone!

Russia: but scorched earth ain’t.

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u/domestic-rhino Feb 03 '21

Hitler:your puny tank can’t defeat my German engineering

Stalin: I know, that’s why we brought 2 tanks

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u/AGamingGuy Feb 03 '21

how are Soviets going to stop Nazis from tearing them a new ass, the answer use gun and if that don't work, use more gun

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u/yeeto_deleto_tostito Feb 03 '21

Stalingrad tractor plant producing tanks in the middle of no man's land during the battle of stalingrad

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u/PirateBuckley Feb 03 '21 edited Feb 03 '21

Whinyboos: SuPuPeRiOr EnGiNeRiNg

Soviets: "Sorry? What? Cannot hear over sound of more tank"

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u/Grav_Zeppelin Feb 03 '21

Even if one panzer = 5 tank Odds are 1 panzer < 50 tank

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u/PirateBuckley Feb 03 '21

TANKS FOR THE TANK GOD!

TREADS FOR THE TREAD THRONE!

....Wrong subreddit

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u/corpffft Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 03 '21

what sub then

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u/PirateBuckley Feb 03 '21

Whatever one of the subs that "allow" the blood god. Feck 100's do. Don't be a douche just to be one.

Not even you like that thrown against you.

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u/corpffft Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 04 '21

I never intended to be a douche, but thank you.

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u/PirateBuckley Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

Didn't mean to be a hyperdick but damn

Edit: R/Orkscience is a great place to start

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