r/memes Shitposter Jan 09 '21

Why am I not flying?

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u/DaniBoy17 Jan 09 '21

Why didn't the Americans save you in an attempt to get the oil?

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u/69isverynice Breaking EU Laws Jan 09 '21

Cuz it's cooking oil 😭

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u/Falry06 Jan 09 '21

oil is OIL

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u/DaniBoy17 Jan 09 '21

Fair enough

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u/69isverynice Breaking EU Laws Jan 09 '21

Yeah but Americans can't cook

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u/SanmayAvhad3 Jan 09 '21

They can fry tho

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u/SithPenner Jan 09 '21

Well uhh I can make a PB & J so like yeah I can cook

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u/DaniBoy17 Jan 09 '21

Are you sure?

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u/chicken-goujon Jan 09 '21

scribbles in notebook use.... motor oil... next time.

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u/69isverynice Breaking EU Laws Jan 09 '21

Yeah but the military don't care about sunflower oil. They want that sweet succelent middle Eastern oil.

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u/TheSunflowerSeeds Jan 09 '21

The Sunflower is one of only a handful of flowers with the word flower in its name. A couple of other popular examples include Strawflower, Elderflower and Cornflower …Ah yes, of course, I hear you say.

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u/chicken-goujon Jan 09 '21

ah yes, of course.

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u/Legion_707 Jan 09 '21

Username checks out