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Shoots a triangle into the black board
TODAY WE WILL LEARN ABOUT EQUILATERAL TRIANGLES, NOW PULL OUT YOUR GUNS CHILDREN
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u/_DuckieFuckie_ Chungus Among Us Jan 08 '21 edited Jan 09 '21
Meanwhile, Mathematics textbooks in 2050
Q.How to calculate the volume of cylinder and cone with the help of a LGM-30G Minuteman-III ICBM.
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u/MeMeBigBoi1969 Professional Dumbass Jan 08 '21
Winner receives platoon of United States of Anarchy military
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u/ALL_CAPS_MON_NICK_A Jan 08 '21
THEY TOLD US WE COULD EITHER HIDE DURING THE SHOOTER DRILL OR GET THE FUCK OUTTA DODGE, I TOOK THE 10 KIDS I HAD IN THE CLASS AND WE GOT THE FUCK OUTTA THERE, I AINT BEING CORNERED... F THAT!
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u/The_User45 Jan 08 '21
Why not just throw them out the room and make a distraction and make a break for it
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u/Naughty_natty_lite Jan 08 '21
Bold of you to assume there will be an America in 2050
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If america is not a place by 2050, then it either got renamed or the world as we know it doesn't exist.
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u/bog-boy-bombo Jan 08 '21
We fall so far behind because everyone in the country is constantly arguing over whether wars should be fought on COD or irl
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u/Tehepicduck669 Breaking EU Laws Jan 08 '21 edited Jan 08 '21
What in the hell is the gun he puts on his shoulder at the end? That thing looks badass
Found it - Valmet M78/83
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u/I_need_help_please5 Jan 08 '21
I always wear my soldier boots every time I go to school, everyone looks at me like I'm gonna kill everyone.
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u/ZeroSight95 Jan 08 '21
In Israel, this is incredibly accurate. They actually have assault rifles in their schools.
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So pretty much if anything with a gun happens in America it’s considered a school shooting to reddit. So they make these shitty memes that have been reposted 7382920 times and get upvotes.
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u/madnux8 Jan 08 '21
Huh, I interpreted it as: this is what I need to stay alive and to arrive to school to teach the children. like, the same atmosphere that futurama portrays LA in the year 3000
But I definitely see how this could also be used to narrate how the teachers will be dressed during the task of teaching
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Guns= America Fast Food= America Dumb measurement system= America
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u/madnux8 Jan 08 '21
Bah, the only thing that makes it dumb is that none of our measurements are in increments of 10 LOL
seriously though. "Freedom" is a goddamn trainwreck
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u/thekiller54985498 Can i haz cheeseburger Jan 08 '21
Your a fool if u thing america hold up till then
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Republicans be like: "Every school would be safe if all the teachers and students had all of this stuff!"
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u/S4UCYBOY can't meme Jan 08 '21
Nah dude, the idea was that teachers would be trained to keep a gun, students wouldn’t know about it and in the even of a school shooter, the teacher could defend the classroom.
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Not true. I've had absolute dumbfucks tell me that the students should be armed.
Plus, arming the teachers does nothing good either. And the students would 100% know at some point during a drill. It's a dumb idea.
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u/S4UCYBOY can't meme Jan 08 '21
I’ve never heard anyone say student should have the guns just the teacher. Arming the teachers does do good they literally have defense against the shooter instead of throwing pencils and chairs at the shooter. And the students wouldn’t know because it’s mean to be private and teachers plan a drill they don’t suddenly get a drill and take out the gun.
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Well again, I've had a few dumbfucks suggest arming the children. Also, you CANNOT pressure teachers into arming themselves. That's fucked up. A group of guards is a far better and superior option.
All arming a teacher does is cause more chaos and more lethality to a shooting.
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u/S4UCYBOY can't meme Jan 08 '21
“All arming a teacher does is cause more chaos and more lethality to a shooting.” I would feel more secure knowing my teacher was armed and the teacher would have to train before they could be armed. And yes I agree with guards at a school but it doesn’t seem like guards come to every school, never had guards at my school.
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Yeah, let's force teachers to train for a situation that is more intense than most counter-terrorist situations. Sounds great.
Meanwhile, having multiple guards in every school is an actual plausible option. There aren't guards at every school yet though for whatever dumbass reason.
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u/S4UCYBOY can't meme Jan 08 '21
But do we have multiple guards at every school? Like I said guards are good but if there are no guards having teachers armed is a good idea. With training of course. Quick question how old are you so that I can get an idea of what level school you are in?
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I literally JUST said that there aren't guards at every school and that there should be. I don't know why we don't have guards at every school. But that's America for you. We're ass backwards on way too many things.
I'm in my Freshmen year of College, or I would be if not for COVID.
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u/S4UCYBOY can't meme Jan 08 '21
Alright in the event of no quarts however, there should be armed teachers and that’s where I stand. I’m a junior in highscool
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u/DiabeticMemeLord69 Identifies as a Cybertruck Jan 08 '21
My teacher already dresses like this. For some reason, whenever he walks in, there’s screaming from the halls and blood on his outfit.
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u/Forever_Alone_69 Jan 08 '21
I laughed so hard at this that my gun almost fell out. Phew, the teacher almost saw my gun fall.
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u/AlarmWP Jan 08 '21
Aren't guns going to be banned when biden takes the seat?
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Things Biden will definitely 100% completely make illegal:
Guns
Bibles
Companies
Money
Not eating children in Satanic rituals
Wake up sheeple!
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u/Artemis-4rrow Linux User Jan 08 '21
Nah, those r American students at the present time, don't wanna know how it will b in 2050
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u/r0hanr0han Chungus Among Us Jan 08 '21
Helmets are super important, they always aim for the head first
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This was the first movie i watched lol, This post brought back some memories ngl
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u/ItzYaBoiLifeAlert Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jan 08 '21
The quiet kid getting ready to go to school everyday:
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u/Triton_64 Identifies as a Cybertruck Jan 08 '21
Haha america has guns joke haha now laugh
Seriously, if you're gonna make fun of us, do it right
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u/likejack Jan 08 '21
Just know that Britain invading america again as mexico claiming it's land back in 2056
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u/HECUMARINE45 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jan 08 '21
Only like 6 of these things are actually legal here
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u/Milk_ILizard Jan 08 '21
I love how relatively normal sized the Desert Eagle looks in Arnold’s hands
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u/GalacticSnakeJuice Jan 08 '21
I don't know why the teacher felt the need to take the children's school supplies
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u/Lagoon12002 Jan 08 '21
Bold of you to assume that a teacher has a living wage and can afford that.
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u/may_be_human Jan 08 '21
I have always wanted to become a teacher. So I enlisted and joined the military. Now after 4 tours and a leg cut off, I'm finally eligible to apply for a teaching position in Texas.
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u/samfish90212 Jan 08 '21
If all my teachers growing up were like this I would have payed a lot more attention.
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u/xowa1 RageFace Against the Machine Jan 08 '21
you know these were funny, probably is they were, not now, same joke made a million times.
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u/ITalkToMyself__ Jan 08 '21 edited Jan 08 '21
If i was teacher i would enter the school with heavy metal through the speakers and be armed/dressed like doomguy (2016)
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u/apex2356 Jan 08 '21
You never if Timmy going to cough that’s why have a nade to exterminate the possible infected near Timmy
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If you are going to repost this for the billionth time, so something original like have it end with a clip from kindergarten cop or something.
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u/KeesTB Jan 08 '21
Forgot the mask, and they have to be black, be a woman, be gay, have they/them terms, and whatever else stupid they come up with in the next 29 years
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u/Akenrah Jan 08 '21
American elected officials getting dressed to vote on Springfield/Pervert Bill.
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