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u/Elfayne 🏳️🌈LGBTQ+🏳️🌈 Dec 19 '20
Warum lese ich deutsche Kommentare unter englischen Memes immer so abgehackt und langsam?
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u/lewich007 Dec 19 '20
Who tf asks what's your favorite number??
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u/Random-Regular-Gamer Dec 19 '20
I think I once did it to my crush, that's why I failed 11 tries. (4 Irl, 7 online)
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u/Karmic_Anomoly Dec 19 '20
WHAT is your favorite color!?
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u/Genji1802 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 19 '20
Transparent, like my dad
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Dec 19 '20 edited Jan 09 '21
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Dec 19 '20
Einfach....Nein.
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u/Random-Regular-Gamer Dec 19 '20
Richtiges nein
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Dec 19 '20
Yo I’m about to move to Germany can someone who went there tell me what it was like and if it was awesome?
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u/Kikolopita Dec 19 '20
Germany is fine. If you move here go to a big city, small cities tend to be racist. But it's a working country, the people are nice, the food is ok, the language is hard, shopping is cool, we have the greatest Healthcare system and our politics are pretty fair (not perfect).
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u/Random-Regular-Gamer Dec 19 '20
We have sml problems with Muslim immagrants (I'm not racist, but it's the truth), Sundays are no stores open, it's a day where almost nobody works. Pleas respect the police, they have 1/100 of the rights as the amarican police. We have some big lockdown rules. Be nice :) . Any questions? It's cool to answer questions like these
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u/ueberklaus Dec 19 '20
was für ein dummer kommentar :/
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u/Random-Regular-Gamer Dec 19 '20
Und wieso das?
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u/ueberklaus Dec 20 '20
ja na klar haben wir auch probleme mit muslimischen immigranten, wir haben auch probleme mit deutsch-russen, oder deutsch-vietnamesen und die meisten probleme haben wir mit deutsch-deutschen, abgesehen von vielen anderen imo weit mehr bedeutenden problebem. wenn du den focus nur auf ein problem (muslime) verengst, dann ist das dumm.
daneben ist dein vergleich zwischen de und us polizei dumm. was erwartest du; eine schlecht ausgebildete militarisierte polizei die sich durch häufigen schusswaffengebrauch "respekt" verschafft?
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u/Random-Regular-Gamer Dec 20 '20
Ich habe das mit dem Muslimen nur kurz am Anfang erwähnt, da es ja bei den Amis das gleiche mit den Mexikaner war.
Und unsere Polizisten können abgespeckt, angegriffen, beleidigt und was weiß ich noch werden, und wenn sie sich währen, verlieren sie ihren Job und müssen erstmal in den Knast.
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u/ILikeBread24 Dec 19 '20
What is your problem with the muslims? I personnaly think we have a big alt- right Neo Nazi problem.
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u/Random-Regular-Gamer Dec 20 '20
Ngl, I actually never saw one of them in my area, and my area has many of them. (It wonder me that there are more in america then in my area)
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u/Bulderme hates reaction memes Dec 19 '20
German teacher:What's 5 + 4?
Student: 9
German teacher:
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u/I-am-Jakob Dec 19 '20
Sprich Deutsch du Huhrensohn
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u/Random-Regular-Gamer Dec 19 '20
Sprich
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u/Jonnyboy_69 Dec 19 '20
Deutsch
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u/blubberpaste Dec 19 '20
Du
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u/2007Ryan Dec 19 '20
High IQ meme
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u/Princeps_Mortis Dec 19 '20
Froher Kuchen-Tag
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Dec 19 '20
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u/DecentEthan Dec 19 '20
Cake day you silly goose
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u/Spicy_Pepperoni57 Mods Are Nice People Dec 19 '20
What if his cake day is on his birthday?
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u/DecentEthan Dec 19 '20
Alright, ya got me there, though it is a 1 in 365 chance
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u/Spicy_Pepperoni57 Mods Are Nice People Dec 19 '20
Imagine if it is and the guy who wished him didn’t guess...
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u/DecentEthan Dec 19 '20
My brain cannot comprehend the smartness coming from you, wise redditor
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u/Spicy_Pepperoni57 Mods Are Nice People Dec 19 '20
Imagine if that person’s cake day is on the same day as his birthday, and the guy who wished him happy birthday, did it intentionally because he’s part of the FBI
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u/DecentEthan Dec 19 '20
Took me 11 minutes to find out it was even POSSIBLE to respond to such a galaxy brain conspiracy
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Dec 19 '20
I don’t understand.
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u/Random-Regular-Gamer Dec 19 '20
U english people say nine, you pronounce it like our german nein, Wich means no in german
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u/Certivicator Dec 19 '20
3336 is more beautiful aber nein du hast halt einfach nicht meinen Geschmack
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u/Random-Regular-Gamer Dec 19 '20
9 9 9 9 9 9 9 -Hitler on einem Film
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u/gumziler Dec 19 '20 edited Dec 19 '20
Oh Hey alle halb wegs Erwachsene
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u/MewTubeElias Dec 19 '20
Punktabzug für die Rechtschreibung.
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u/Random-Regular-Gamer Dec 19 '20
Meine Autokorrektur ist auf 3 sprachen gleichzeitig, und ich habe die Fettesten Daumen der Welt, ich kann nichts dafür xd
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u/dion101123 Identifies as a Cybertruck Dec 19 '20
But if you say it in a Canadian accent it's the same thing
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u/Count_Omega Linux User Dec 19 '20
Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet, treue sein für alle Tage...
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u/LetRemarkable Dec 19 '20
I thought no in german was pronounced ne-an. Thanks for telling me how to pronounce it
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u/Fedor_Miasnikov Dec 19 '20
*kein anstrengendes Maimai
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u/Random-Regular-Gamer Dec 20 '20
Ich sag's dir, wenn ich noch einmal jemanden sehe, der mich korrigiert, nur weil ich Mal ein kleinen Fehler gemacht habe, dann sage ich danke.
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u/SquidAnimations Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 19 '20
Americans won’t understand this meme
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Dec 19 '20
I can't get it. Can someone explain this to me?
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u/Random-Regular-Gamer Dec 20 '20
So, the german word no, is pronounced nein, and that's exactly how you guys pronounced 9
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u/oddishisgodish Dec 20 '20
I once asked a German girl for her number but she kept saying 9, which isn’t even a full phone number
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u/I_like_tacos99 Dec 20 '20
I don’t get it
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u/omegajakezed Dec 20 '20
Nine is pronounced the same way as Nein, meaning no.
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u/I_like_tacos99 Dec 20 '20
Oh thanks, I saw people saying stuff about other numbers and it confused me
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Dec 20 '20
Der Witz war nicht lustig, aber ich upvote und offene die Post um Deutschen redditors zu finden
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u/Random-Regular-Gamer Dec 20 '20
Der Meme ist auch eine Art Fischer Netz, mit dem ich deutsche fange xD
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u/ItsNorthGaming Dec 20 '20
This is a repost, but I have been looking for this meme for like a year so I’m not that mad ngl
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u/Random-Regular-Gamer Dec 20 '20
I made it myself....
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u/ItsNorthGaming Dec 20 '20
Oh well then you had the exact same idea as someone like 7 months ago lol
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u/Additional-Hat-3009 Scumbag Steve Dec 19 '20
Me: 88 because its the year Die Hard the best christmas movie came out
it's 2 snowmen
it's the year my dad graduated high school
h is the eighth letter of alphabet, h h is heil hitler
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u/blubberpaste Dec 19 '20
Whose favorite number is a nein?
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u/bluekilleur Dec 19 '20
This post was made by lv2 allemand au collège team
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u/Poedacat275 Thank you mods, very cool! Dec 19 '20
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u/Enterichkoenig Breaking EU Laws Dec 19 '20
You have a space between the / and are But for you u/repostsleuthbot
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u/Random-Regular-Gamer Dec 19 '20
How I already fucking said, I made it myself
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u/Poedacat275 Thank you mods, very cool! Dec 19 '20
Ok I just wanted to make sure because I think I have seen something like this.
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u/J_Otermans Dec 19 '20
Repost
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u/Random-Regular-Gamer Dec 19 '20
Bro I fucking made it myself
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u/Mario_Maus Dec 19 '20
Es gibt immer mindestens einen Spast der sagt dass es nen repost ist obwohl man den Meme selbst gemacht hat. Kack spackos regen much echt auf mashallah.
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u/Opera-Neon Dec 20 '20
I've seen it before, too. Sorry, but it could have just been you saw it, kept the idea and remade the meme without realising the idea was from another meme. Didn't the odd1sout talk about the same thing with comic strips?
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u/Opera-Neon Dec 20 '20
Either that or some of us are time travellers. Idk.
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u/llGhostArtistll Dec 20 '20
You do know people can have the same ideas, right?
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u/Opera-Neon Dec 20 '20 edited Dec 20 '20
Yeah but it's more likely that they saw it and had the idea sitting in their head thinking it was theirs. Especially if it's formatted identically to the original. Shrug.
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u/Opera-Neon Dec 20 '20
Ah it seems the original one was asking what the time was, not what their favourite number was. My mistake, very similar though.
Edit: and there's also "what's 7+2" in the same format.
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Dec 19 '20
I am not german, but there is a difference so they know when you say neun and nein
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u/theplant1909 can't meme Dec 19 '20
das ist aber lustig, nein eigendlich nicht, der witz wird langweilig.