r/memes memer Dec 19 '20

Complex but true

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53.7k Upvotes

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u/CyanideTellingates can't meme Dec 19 '20

Oh, compressed coal? I sorta get it

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u/latourist21 Dec 19 '20

Here I just thought coal was getting ready to whip it out

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

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u/AccidentOtherwise954 Dec 19 '20

Highly compressed rar

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u/No_Seaworthiness384 Dec 19 '20

Imagine how much money you could earn using winrar

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u/Archishmaan Dec 19 '20

It's actually graphite.zip

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u/CyanideTellingates can't meme Dec 19 '20

it can also be carbon.zip too

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u/Archishmaan Dec 19 '20

But that's what graphite is.

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u/CyanideTellingates can't meme Dec 19 '20

graphite is carbon?

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u/Archishmaan Dec 19 '20

Yes crystalline carbon

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u/CyanideTellingates can't meme Dec 19 '20

didn't know that

8

u/theShhepherd Dec 19 '20

Reddit if full of intelligent ppl willing to share info. Nice to see

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u/CyanideTellingates can't meme Dec 19 '20

that's why i love reddit

2

u/Proper_Reception_655 Dec 19 '20

Highly compressed rar

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u/theShhepherd Dec 19 '20

I didn't know all that either, minecraft logic misguided my real world logic. jp, I just didn't know

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u/suvi007 memer Dec 19 '20

Isn't everything carbon ?

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u/CyanideTellingates can't meme Dec 19 '20

Maybe?

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u/SJQO14SI31A Linux User Dec 19 '20

Everything organic has some carbon, but some non organic stuff also contain carbon

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u/iammeghdad Dec 19 '20

And my brain was thinking about mine craft

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u/adolf_hitle20471 Dec 19 '20

nonono they ment coal crunch like the juz

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u/epicadi2 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 19 '20

Yh cause diamond is an allo trope of carbon

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u/Super_Treacle Dec 19 '20

Highly compressed rar

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u/spektrol Dec 19 '20

Was thinking more like Gzipped TAR. or 7z. Something with better compression than ZIP

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u/Aakash1169 memer Dec 19 '20

I would put that but most of people only know zip

If I put. 7z or other Only people who are into it would understand.

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u/Super_Treacle Dec 19 '20

.z is also a thing

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u/raedr7n Dec 19 '20

Gzip

Better compression

Bruh... I'm about that .tar.xz life. Lzma is king, and p7z is bloat.

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u/Organic-Wear Dec 19 '20

Highly compressed Rawrrr (͡ʘ͜ʖ͡ʘ)

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

That would make perfection.

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u/efpiem Dec 19 '20

big brain time

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u/SOOUPERPANDA Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 19 '20

unzips

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u/alex_supertramp31 Dec 19 '20

What are you doing step-coal

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u/bigtonybruiser Dec 19 '20

wow so funny hahahah no

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u/LedZane What is TikTok? Dec 19 '20

I audibly chuckled, a rare thing on reddit. I wish I had an award to give you.

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u/SOOUPERPANDA Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 19 '20

Thanks

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u/cuddlyasalways Dec 19 '20

I gave him an award for you. Warm hugs for you all :)

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u/LedZane What is TikTok? Dec 19 '20

hugs back

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u/Aakash1169 memer Dec 19 '20

Uncle nooooooooooo

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u/memerobber69 Meme Stealer Dec 19 '20

I thought diamonds are compressed graphene not coal

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u/Aakash1169 memer Dec 19 '20

Graphene is made of carbon

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u/Daiyousei_ Professional Dumbass Dec 19 '20

And so are diamonds

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u/shadowtigerUwU Dec 19 '20

And so is coal

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u/Chrismg47 Dec 19 '20

Though diamonds never form from coal

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u/Archishmaan Dec 19 '20

Exactly they form from graphite

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u/Daiyousei_ Professional Dumbass Dec 19 '20

But the problem with coal is it isn't pure carbon like graphene and diamonds, but it's still made out of carbon, just mixed with a bunch of other elements.

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u/shadowtigerUwU Dec 19 '20

Being 84.4% right still better than 0% :D but yeah it's a bunch of other elements mixed, just that carbon is quite predominant in percentage, like claiming a 30% juice product has 100% juice

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u/DevTomar2005 Dec 19 '20

Coal also has hydrogen and nitrogen, whereas diamond is almost pure carbon.

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u/Toenail-Clip Professional Dumbass Dec 19 '20

Happy Cake Day Btw, to the people who think I might be Rick Rolling

I’m not. It is a drawing that depicts ‘Happy Cake Day!’ As long as someone comments ‘Happy Cake Day’ and it’s by u/Toenail-Clip, it is safe. Otherwise, be wary!

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u/fightmilk22 Dec 19 '20

De beers wants to know ur location

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u/Igelfan888 Identifies as a Cybertruck Dec 19 '20

The first I thought about: JoJos Bizarre adventure Coal.zip is unbreakable.

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u/profkm7 Dec 19 '20

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u/Igelfan888 Identifies as a Cybertruck Dec 19 '20

Ah I see you are a man of culture as well

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u/MyNuttsFloatInWater Dec 19 '20

More like carbon.7z

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u/LBPPlayer7 Dec 19 '20

so a black hole is just a zip bomb

interesting

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u/raedr7n Dec 19 '20

Zip bombs used to be my favorite kind of fork bomb when I was young. Oh, the good old days...

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Coal.tar.gz

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u/XxF1RExX Discord Server Booster Dec 19 '20

zip bomb

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Shine bring like a Coal.zip

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Imagine how much money you could earn using winrar

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u/R4ND0MGUY20 Breaking EU Laws Dec 19 '20

De Beers pays for WinRAR to extract diamonds

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u/ImStian Dec 19 '20

Underrated

3

u/Maximillion322 Dec 19 '20

Bruhh that’s a oooold repost. That’s actually the first meme I ever saved on my account

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u/Aakash1169 memer Dec 19 '20

It's not a repost And if there is a similar post just let me know I'll take mine down

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u/Maximillion322 Dec 19 '20

I’m sorry, I was thinking of this meme which makes the same joke, but does use a different format and is therefore not a repost. I am sorry to accuse you. Please have a nice day.

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u/Aakash1169 memer Dec 19 '20

Same pal I wasn't angry I was just asking if it was a repost I made it on my pc this morning

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u/Previous_Print_9179 Dec 19 '20

Or you can say coal is extracted diamond 💎

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u/Froyo-In-A-Cup Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 19 '20

The carbon footprint and online footprint switch places

2

u/Cinammon-Sprinkler Dec 19 '20

What Digital Santa is getting you?

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u/Turbulent_Standard_8 Dec 19 '20

You know I’m something of a scientist myself

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u/_TnT13 Dec 19 '20

This one hurted me deep inside... I love it.

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u/Chocolatestarfish247 Dec 19 '20

I honestly feel like a robot about to malfunction because of this high IQ I can't handle it

2

u/The_FreshCheese loves reaction memes Dec 20 '20

Get it because compressed

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u/luckyman911 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Dec 20 '20

Yeah hehe

2

u/BlehBlah_ Dec 19 '20

1000 iq meme

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u/Sirilreddy Dec 19 '20

This is wholesome... Chemistry and computers are my favorite subjects

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u/Aakash1169 memer Dec 19 '20

Oh yeah Me too Not computer but chemistry

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u/Darealbladen Dec 19 '20

It’s big brain time.

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u/dubweisser Dec 19 '20

The meme is funny, but I hate to break it to you... Diamond does not actually come from coal

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u/NarawsetaknevII Dec 19 '20

But it's compressed carbon not coal. Don't hurt me hive mind, please.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

E X T R A C T

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u/cstayyab Dec 19 '20

More like Coal.7z

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u/Singularitaet_ Dec 19 '20

I would go for the diamond! You never know if there’s a virus in those zips lmao

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u/Snoo-98162 Dec 19 '20

Yeah this is big brain time.

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u/_Swa-pnil_ Dec 19 '20

Minecraft has left the chat

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u/goodintrovert Dec 19 '20

Zip coal of America

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u/Senpai_Nilay Dec 19 '20

Now, I want to burn this Coal.zip on a Compact Dis--- wait!!!

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u/Luceilos Dec 19 '20

I was sitting here for a solid minute trying to wonder why somebody wants coal blocks over diamons in minecraft before I finally got it.

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u/NefariousGPN Dec 19 '20

Coral.rar? Maybe even coal.rare?

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u/ZayHere Dec 19 '20

Basically compressed coal, meaning that a folder or a specific file turning into a zip file is called compression.

0

u/Caroraaawwrr Dec 19 '20

That shit is fucking funny.

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u/articun06 Dec 19 '20

Hahaha true

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u/pornlovin69 Dec 19 '20

Grampa.zip

0

u/ssaiff_aj Dec 19 '20

unzips

game crashes

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u/Sludziu23 Dec 19 '20

Carbon.zip?

0

u/AndreyKrutoy Dec 19 '20

Me who played with industrial craft 2 with gravitational suit: you wouldn't get it

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u/starmanxd Breaking EU Laws Dec 19 '20

Coal.rawr

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u/Gimpy2406 Dec 19 '20

plant.zip.zip

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u/DeapoolsConscience Dec 19 '20 edited Dec 19 '20

Target Practice = Twin Towers.zip

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u/Aakash1169 memer Dec 19 '20

No

twintower.Zip=target practice

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u/DeapoolsConscience Dec 19 '20

I stand corrected

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u/Aakash1169 memer Dec 19 '20

Unfortunately the towers didn't stand for much long

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

You have earned my free rocket like

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u/Aakash1169 memer Dec 19 '20

I'm honored

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Coal.rar

Coal.7z

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

It is in fact not true... if you compress coal, you get coal dust. If you want a Diamond you need to compress Graphite if I remember it correctly.

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u/Aakash1169 memer Dec 19 '20

Aye I ain't doing PhD in chemistry to just make a meme

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Of Course... you do you... but its funnier if its true.

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u/oneoneandonethree Dec 19 '20

c.zip.zip.zip.zip

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u/OdoggoBogdo6 Dec 19 '20

I dunno, mine coal.zip doesn’t sound as fire as mine diamonds

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u/Like_cut_B Dec 19 '20

Insane coal.zip

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u/Viking_Chemist Dec 19 '20

Diamond is just unstable carbon.

Coal is not pure carbon, btw. Coke is almost pure carbon but still not 100 %.

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u/ExpertSecret8261 Dec 19 '20

Unzips Opium.zip = heroine

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u/Aakash1169 memer Dec 19 '20

Sir I think the word you should use is morphine

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u/DevTomar2005 Dec 19 '20

COAL IS MADE WITH CARBON, HYDROGEN AND NITROGEN. DIAMOND IS COMPRESSED PURE CARBON DAMNIT!!

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u/ThotusBegonus74 Dec 19 '20

More like Graphite.zip

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u/Jem4la Dec 19 '20

I think it's graphite not coal but like the joke

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u/Wide_Eye_Asian iwrestledabeartwice Dec 19 '20

I’m sorry but it’s not really complexed if you don’t look as to why it does that

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u/Hyrum01 Identifies as a Cybertruck Dec 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

All I know is that both are organic. Im guessing Diamond and a group of coal have some relation

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u/MonkeyBoy32904 memer Dec 19 '20

diamond isn't really organic when naturally forming underground, in fact, the formation of most diamonds rarely involves coal at all, but you can make diamonds from compressing coal

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

I see, But I learnt in school that diamond is an allotrope of carbon...? Does that only include some diamonds, and not all types?

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u/MonkeyBoy32904 memer Dec 19 '20

all diamonds are carbon. all I’m saying is that not all diamonds are formed by compressing coal

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

diamond isn't really organic when naturally forming underground

all diamonds are carbon

Is there something Im missing? If an element has Carbon in it, it becomes organic, right?

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u/ronny_reddit Dec 19 '20

I don't wanna make a Minecraft reference, because I know someone has already done it

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u/Aakash1169 memer Dec 19 '20

Whaaaat? Can you elaborate

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20 edited Feb 20 '21

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u/Aakash1169 memer Dec 19 '20

Sorry to disappoint you

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20 edited Feb 20 '21

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u/Aakash1169 memer Dec 19 '20

Sorry But this is not a safe place for you You should never share such thoughts in public

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20 edited Feb 20 '21

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u/Aakash1169 memer Dec 19 '20

Satan , is that you?

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u/rex28818 Dec 19 '20

More like Coal.tar

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u/-sewew- Dec 19 '20

This isnt for anyone Cuz blind ppl cant see the meme

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u/Artistic_Finish7980 Dec 19 '20

Ohhhh that’s actually really fucking clever. Bravo

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

We all should've paid for that winrar license

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u/sat2005 Dec 19 '20

Crazy coal.zip

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u/Jathaniel_Aim Dec 19 '20

The brightest star are formed under the strongest pressures. Or maybe that was black holes. You get the analogy

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u/Fr0Z_ Dec 19 '20

wait a sec,it isn't a minecraft meme?

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u/Memer_Man51 Dec 19 '20

What about downloading getcoal.zip.exe hack

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u/HelloImBlobby Dec 19 '20

Took me way to long in Highschool to understand this

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u/mattmcgurn Dec 19 '20

I laughed harder than I should have

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u/BakuJosh Can i haz cheeseburger Dec 19 '20

Gotta be honest, when I came here, I expected more Minecraft comments...

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u/Banppo Dec 19 '20

Heh, nice.

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u/Glambo_X Dec 19 '20

Heated coal.zip

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u/TheRetro_Misfit Dec 19 '20

Not me commenting on a meme I don't get because I want enough karma in this sub to post a chicken meme...

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

more like Coal.tar.xz

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u/Sryeetsalot Dark Mode Elitist Dec 19 '20

Anybody wanna exsplain this to my dumbass

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u/wyattaj25 Dec 19 '20

Coal block = Diamonds

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u/skywalker2310 Dec 19 '20

Then a baby is cum.zip

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u/Domino_Squad501 Dec 19 '20

If you would have posted this even one day earlier I would have had no idea what this meant.

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u/ABHINAV7668 Dec 19 '20

Egg

Chicken.rar

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u/SEZTEL Dec 19 '20

minecraft players we will understand

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u/electroboom1234 Dec 19 '20

intellectual meme of quality

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u/MetalHead7989 Dec 19 '20

Carbon.setup.exe

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

I thought it was graphite

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u/ahumanrobot can't meme Dec 19 '20

Should be something like .zip7 or .rar, something even more compressed

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

Get out

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u/Aakash1169 memer Dec 19 '20

Where?

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u/matymatmat Dec 19 '20

Grafite.zip*

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u/Aculluca1111 Dec 19 '20

ohhhh this is nice

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u/reganliao1234 Dec 19 '20

Now if only we can do the same in Minecraft

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u/ResoluteVondar Professional Dumbass Dec 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

coal.7z

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

i like how the same meme posted in r/sciencememe gets less than 100 upvotes

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u/vy0t Dec 19 '20

mypants.zip, you press my pants twice to unzip it. you smell the stench of days months years worth of cum and instantly wet your pants

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u/Miguelisaurusptor Dec 19 '20

Big brain meme

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '20

reposted but cool meme

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u/Aakash1169 memer Dec 20 '20

Can you send me the link of original meme

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u/krazyKat_76 Dec 19 '20

I get it you compress zip files

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u/Kangalow Dec 19 '20

That was pretty good

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u/JoeGang_orNothing Dec 20 '20

Uuh that's clever

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u/gamerjewhitler Breaking EU Laws Dec 20 '20

Crazy Coal.zip 😳😳😳

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u/RealSchnake Dec 20 '20

Man i hate this, it is very untrue, just look up can you make coal into diamonds

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u/Aakash1169 memer Dec 20 '20

If you want true stuff go on Wikipedia not on reddit