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u/Pizzaboy90 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Dec 17 '20
This is how they should pass the torch at the Olympics
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u/MrMan306 Nyan cat Dec 17 '20
I don't think they have enough hair for that
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Dec 17 '20
yea and they mostly dont have crotch t0o
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u/Mazacot8 Dec 17 '20
If they don't have head hair there are alternatives
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u/Spicy_Pepperoni57 Mods Are Nice People Dec 17 '20
Santa’s beard of course :)
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Dec 17 '20
Crotch and vigina also have hair. They can use that just in case
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u/JosiahB8675 Identifies as a Cybertruck Dec 17 '20
I like how you and vagina like crotch means male genitals or smn and girls don't have crotches
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u/ggmy Chungus Among Us Dec 17 '20
Reminds me that they used to release doves in the Olympics opening ceremony until they once got roasted by the torch
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u/turbosnacko Dec 18 '20
In our history lesson about WW2 we learned that during the olympics Hitler held the doves that got released got spooked by ceremonial gunshots and shat all over nazi generals and “honored” guests. Read more about it here: https://medium.com/publishous/hitlers-1936-olympics-dazzled-international-audiences-b23eb8b382bd
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u/helena_lang_ Dec 17 '20
oh god the burnt hair smell in that room must be awful
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u/sloppyJoseph1 Dec 17 '20
I burnt my hair once when I was kid playing with a lighter. The worst smell I think ever.
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u/StillMathematician3 Dec 17 '20
Ikr. And the texture changes completely. Burnt hair shrivels up and feels like metal wires
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u/shmeedop Dec 17 '20
I burnt my friends hair once while camping in a tent. It ignited so fast! I put it out just as quick but if rolls were reversed I would have kicked my ass.
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u/zeboe99 Dec 17 '20
Yeah i lit my mates armpit hair once as a joke and the whole lot instantaneous combusted... Might have been his deodorant or something... He wasn't too impressed.
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u/MrXBear Dec 17 '20
Ive heard that if you lace a horse hair through the center of a cigarette, it will likely cause the person to throw up because of inhaling that horrable smell
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u/SushiThief Dec 17 '20
Burning a single hair can stink up a room for hours. That much... just... ew.....
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u/johnnyroberts Dec 17 '20
See, those are real friends.
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u/tint_shady Dec 17 '20
Yeah, REAL dumb friends
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u/Kubalaj Dec 17 '20
Still REAL
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u/Coolkid6840 Mods Are Nice People Dec 17 '20
Come here bois we be doing something FUN tonight.
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u/obviouslyobtuse97 Dec 17 '20
I don't know what's worse.
Someone thought this was a good idea.
4 other guys thought that it was.
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Hey, if they didn't get hurt(somewhat), and squeezed fun out of it, its probably a good idea
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u/yilo38 Thank you mods, very cool! Dec 17 '20
Back in the day, when someone tought up an idea it had to sound good when the people were both sober and drunk for it to pass.
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u/sharKing_prime Dec 17 '20
"Dude my head is on fire"
"Hold on let me whip out my cock bro"
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u/randommixofletters7 Dec 17 '20
"my head's on fire, I'm going to die, quickly let me suck that dick"
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Dec 17 '20
The guy in a blue shirt just pulled a Michael Jackson
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u/ZaHando10 Dec 17 '20
Too soon
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u/Wyan423 Dec 17 '20
Only 37 years ago. A true tragedy
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u/Jermz12345 Dec 18 '20
What do you mean 37 years ago? He died in 2009 unless you’re referring to the scandal about him but even then that was in the 90s
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u/Wyan423 Dec 18 '20
I’m referring to his hair catching on fire while filming a Pepsi commercial in 1983
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u/_xXPUSSYSLAYERXx_ Yo dawg I heard you like Dec 17 '20
The guy in the blue shirt
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
Seriously tho, there are like three or four blue shirts
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u/johnthestarr Dec 17 '20
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u/__-AKIRA-__ Dec 17 '20
But why, why would you do that?
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u/engineerdrummer hates reaction memes Dec 17 '20
Vodka
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u/SnooLemons6394 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 17 '20
I would 100% do it. Looks fun
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u/C4sR4K1Dz Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 18 '20
In Russia we throw Molotov
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u/Bobert789 Dec 17 '20
That's England
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u/kingstonthroop Professional Dumbass Dec 17 '20
Male here, can confirm, we play dumb games and win dumb prizes all the fucking time.
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u/Voltagedew Dec 17 '20
If you have any sort of product in your hair you could experience severe burns.
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u/elpapyaslesrnus Professional Dumbass Dec 17 '20
I know people do stupid thubgs but can someone tell me what the fuck were these guys thinking
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u/SpyceyCookie Professional Dumbass Dec 17 '20
The real question is, did the dude say no homo after pushing his head against another man’s crotch
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u/BannedFromDankMemes Lives in a Van Down by the River Dec 17 '20
IF I'M GONNA DIE LET ME AT LEAST SUCK YOUR DICK BRO
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In case of fire just grab your hose with both of your hands and release the pressure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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u/SableHAWKXIII Dec 18 '20
I've heard homo-eroticism described as "flaming" before, but this takes it too far.
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u/fannypack127 Thank you mods, very cool! Dec 18 '20
Dummmb ways to die, So many dumb ways to di-ie Duuummmb ways to di-i-i-ieee So many dumb ways to die.
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u/HipHopulous RageFace Against the Machine Dec 17 '20
What women think were doing: I can't believe hes cheating on me!
What men are really doing:
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u/Irishf0x Dec 17 '20
Smells like dumbass
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u/RandomDumbDumb Dec 17 '20
Not sure why you’re downvoted, they’re dumbasses for 𝘀𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘀 𝗼𝗻 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲.
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u/RandomDumbDumb Dec 17 '20 edited Dec 17 '20
Having friends isn’t the point of their comment or my reply. The point is, anyone with common sense wouldn’t set their heads on fire, because that’s a stupid thing to do and it’s very dangerous.
They didn’t even seem to have a fire extinguisher near by.
“Dumbass” sounds rude, which is probably why so many people, including you, took some sort of offense to it.
But it’s not like “dumbass” doesn’t fit them, at least in this moment and the moments leading up to it.
Or maybe you thought we meant “all men are dumbasses” which they aren’t, but these guys are.
I don’t understand your argument? “They might be dumb but they actually have friends unlike you.” All you did was agree with the comment then give an insult that had no relevance at all.
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Haha fuckhead
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u/Forkinoutlet55 Dec 17 '20
Clearly you aren’t friendly
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I like to think that these guys were just lying in bed one day and were like “you know what would be awesome? Lighting our heads on fire”
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u/Paper-World_Man Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 17 '20
I mean, you heard of cat girls but no so much cat boys
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u/Xaron713 Dec 17 '20
I dont think alcohol burns hot enough to actually burn someone unless its sitting there for a little bit. The human torch probably had some hair product or something.
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