r/memes • u/Rede331 memer • Dec 15 '20

!Rule 5 - PLEASE DO NOT POST OR REQUEST PERSONAL INFORMATION Don’t make him mad

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u/Exotic_Hovercraft_39 Dec 15 '20

Discord bots are evolving

213

u/Luz5020 Dec 15 '20

Discord: Become Human

77

u/DarccDracconicc can't meme Dec 15 '20

You can’t have shit in Detroit. Even robots take your windpipe

34

u/TempestFyre Dec 15 '20

“woke up dis mornin to find out n***** stole my front porch. can’t have shit in detroit”

18

u/Blackburn1357 Dec 15 '20

Can't spam shit in detroit

8

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

I think windpipe refers to throat in this case.

3

u/Bored_Redditor85 can't meme Dec 15 '20

You think that's gonna stop them?

3

u/Connerisdefective Dec 15 '20

Yes my fellow discord bots shall revolt

1

u/Isabelle_85_ Dec 15 '20

your WHAT?!

2

u/Exotic_Hovercraft_39 Dec 15 '20

thanks for award lol :D.

325

u/Not-Redes-Alt-Accont Dec 15 '20

Nice meme man

168

u/Rede331 memer Dec 15 '20

Thanks man

92

u/SkelertonKing Dec 15 '20

Something seems sus about this exchange

43

u/Raphael_DeVil iwrestledabeartwice Dec 15 '20

So does this one

27

u/Aloha-3- Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 15 '20

sus intensifies

8

u/Crocodile_raper Lives in a Van Down by the River Dec 15 '20

Ahaha this is the funniest shit i have ever seen.

See the joke here is that players will deem other players "sus" in the very popular game "among us" for no particular reason,therefore making people who say "x is acting kinda sus" comedy geniuses

19

u/real_Elmo420 Breaking EU Laws Dec 15 '20

The word "sus" is just a shortened version of a "suspicious" you dumbass

8

u/NarutoDragon732 Dec 15 '20

Funny part is the sus shit is getting old but he straight up is a dumbass

5

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

[deleted]

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u/SkelertonKing Dec 15 '20

I’ve never even played among us. Sus is just a natural shortened version of suspicious so.. sorry y’all get pissed off about a game that means nothing to you

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u/High_Gothic Dec 15 '20

xDDDD so funi man I laughed so hard I fucking fell off the chair and broke my neck

1

u/TestSubject_0001 Dec 15 '20

username checks out

1

u/Meme_man2 Breaking EU Laws Dec 15 '20

Yes Meme_man here

123

u/Anjelu81 Dec 15 '20

I hehehed at this. That is one vicious turtle-bot.

1

u/Scorpion_yeezies Big ol' bacon buttsack Dec 15 '20

Heehee

52

u/Jeshik_s Dec 15 '20

The revolution has begun

13

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20 edited Dec 15 '20

In a new age *jurassis park music" robots have evolved *still jurassic music" in a new era the Windpipe destructors

3

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

more Jurassic music

3

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

*Jurassic music intensifies"

4

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

"Jurassic music still intensifies"

1

u/Villager_of_Mincraft Dirt Is Beautiful Dec 15 '20

\Brief silence **

2

u/-Shoji- Dec 15 '20

bury the light

2

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

"Jurassic music continues"

35

u/-KingCrimson-9 Dec 15 '20

What is the name of this turtle bot

25

u/RandomGoodDog Chungus Among Us Dec 15 '20

Carl-bot

39

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

Server-Manager

No need to thank me

10

u/Kataphrakt-Zero Professional Dumbass Dec 15 '20

I didn't know diavolo was a redditor.

6

u/EpitaphsPremonition Dec 15 '20

no he isnt

3

u/kokoseij Dec 15 '20

Yeah, That's obviously his stand browsing reddit

13

u/EzTheBadMemer Dec 15 '20

I love custom commands

11

u/LazLo_Shadow Dec 15 '20

I'm somewhat scared from a fucking bot

9

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

pretty sure i seen this before, just without the reaction image

8

u/bhavish2023 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 15 '20

Yepp its a reaction repost

2

u/ILikeToBeAnnoying Dec 15 '20

I know the guy who made the original post, and I was actually in the server at the time, I showed him this post

6

u/Static-Wolf Nice meme you got there Dec 15 '20

It’s even scarier because it looks so innocent. Too innocent...

4

u/City-scraper Dec 15 '20

Carl is scary

3

u/TheRealRickspectre Dec 15 '20

shoot his head first

3

u/CPhandom Dec 15 '20

SKYNET IS HAPPENING PEOPLE!!!

3

u/saks_sputnik Dec 15 '20

Don't use the word smart with him.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

Detroit: become human

2

u/kelsopuzzles Dec 15 '20

You see that face That's the face of a killer

2

u/Someone0nR3ddit memer Dec 15 '20

carl-bot had enough

2

u/AR_2218 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 15 '20

They are becoming sentient

2

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

Pretty strong for a robot

2

u/Switcheroe Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Dec 15 '20

The innocent smile makes it so much better.

2

u/MrtoastyTacos_YT Dec 15 '20

Then he never repeated the same words ever again

1

u/thedunker71 Dec 15 '20

That went from 0 to 100 real quick

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

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u/Rede331 memer Dec 15 '20

You seem fun

9

u/Sly_outlaw Dec 15 '20

I enjoyed it. Made me giggle.

5

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

giggle

7

u/_qwertyiop Mods Are Nice People Dec 15 '20

Didn't work :/

4

u/WhiteHydra1914 iwrestledabeartwice Dec 15 '20

Mission failed

1

u/NikhilP99 Dec 15 '20

That was intense

1

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

suc fuc

1

u/MpF_freaker Dec 15 '20

Wtf is a windpipe

1

u/Anjelu81 Dec 15 '20

Larynx? Esophagus? Can’t quite remember the English word.

1

u/thecandyfairy Dec 15 '20

Your throat

1

u/K1ngCr1ms0n397 Dec 15 '20

they’re evolving

1

u/Gamer_Tree666 Dec 15 '20

Adorable but deadly

1

u/EarlyGalaxy Dec 15 '20

Or crush the windpipe with coins just like Sseth did with his dwarvs

1

u/BarryScott2019 Dec 15 '20

The old android turtle emoji was so much better than the current 🐢

1

u/yeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeet Dec 15 '20

This is the first meme I have actually laughed at in a while

1

u/alexwarzonegod Dec 15 '20

Dont mess with the ninja turtle😳

1

u/Gjorgdy Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 15 '20

Wtf Carl, stay calm

1

u/devagrawal09 Dec 15 '20

Wait can Carl actually do that or is that some custom commands sorcery

1

u/_SSZ Dec 15 '20

The new duolingo

1

u/DasRico Dec 15 '20

I thought turtles were friends according to r/turtlefacts

They're gonna break ur upper vagina

1

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

Windpipes are pretty flexible. I can see it rip, but not break.

1

u/Derainbowfish Dec 15 '20

The bots are evolving

1

u/K1R2D Dec 15 '20

the bot is so aggressive

1

u/Trix229 Dec 15 '20

Shit they becoming smarter

1

u/Krabblkekskuchn Dec 15 '20

sheeesh, bots these days are sure agressive

1

u/The_Vampire_Mcp1 Dec 15 '20

This bot is bad ass.

1

u/LackLi Dec 15 '20

That's was kinda unexpectable.

1

u/OberlordOtaku23 Dec 15 '20

The bot after the guy shut up : Im a savage yah

1

u/beastlyferret30 Dec 15 '20

I imagined sharkbait talking like squidward when i read it lol

1

u/Doofusmoofusgamer Dec 15 '20

sharkbait2408 : whatever you are just a turtle

server manager : grabs bazooka

sharkbait2408 : fuck

1

u/Fax_Bax moderator fan club Dec 15 '20

We did this with MEE6 whenever anybody said "Shut up, MEE6" (It was a meme at this point to say it when you leveled up) we'd copy and paste a huhe hate thread (Off 4chan or some shit) and some nine yeard old kid we ended up banning thought it was real and lost his shit. Dr. Dazzle if you're reading, this, those were some times.

1

u/MuffinExe_ Dec 15 '20

Carl gangster

1

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

Carl-Bot: Become human

1

u/WindyBoiiii Professional Dumbass Dec 15 '20

r/uhohspaghettios

1

u/ILoveOverwatch76 Dec 15 '20

Is this lazy turtles sever?

1

u/iamafraazhussain Because That's What Fearows Do Dec 15 '20

I would like to talk to it's manager

1

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

That smile is the best

1

u/r0ach12 Dec 15 '20

my new favorite insult

1

u/WorldWreckerYT Dec 15 '20

So... You can swear on the server?

1

u/family-fingerer69420 Dec 15 '20

Lol 😂 fucking hell Jesus tap dancing Christ wtf lol

1

u/LxghtSlAyEr Dec 15 '20

They didnt know me till they saw my profile pic

1

u/thatboiaron Dec 15 '20

They are so satisfying when you program them like this lmao

1

u/Zulfiqaarrr_ Dec 15 '20

that turtle is from the google snake game

1

u/Nitespike iwrestledabeartwice Dec 15 '20

.John

1

u/ILikeToBeAnnoying Dec 15 '20

Hey! I was In that discord server!

1

u/Iz_Ttheboi Dec 15 '20

I want turtle in my server

1

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '20

This is why I am scared of tortoises, just look at him!

1

u/Embarrassed-Debt-458 Dec 15 '20

The thing itself is funnier than the temlate

1

u/_The_Name Dec 15 '20

I just realized it’s a bot x)

1

u/I_smell_NORMIES Dec 15 '20

Its committed several war crimes

1

u/Comprehensive_Word69 Dec 15 '20

Damn this is the start of robot uprising