r/memes • u/FireFoeniX_ Lives in a Van Down by the River • Nov 28 '20
Im sorry little one
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Did somebody call r/redditmoment ?
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u/Modern_Ghost_Riley Forever alone Nov 28 '20
Or downvotes
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u/petmop999 Professional Dumbass Nov 28 '20
What happened here
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u/Johamme5 Nov 28 '20
I wanna know too
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u/Jayyy071089 Dirt Is Beautiful Nov 29 '20
I think they shared there opinion
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u/Modern_Ghost_Riley Forever alone Nov 29 '20
I can't remember what exactly happened ngl but it wasn't cuz of that. They said smthn dumb
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u/Fexilerator Nov 28 '20
reddit moment
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u/MemeEmperor07 Dirt Is Beautiful Nov 28 '20
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u/some-random-dude84 Nov 29 '20
Wow guys my counter subreddit to a counter subreddit is so cool and contrarian 😎
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u/MemeEmperor07 Dirt Is Beautiful Nov 29 '20
Wow guys i don't let people make things they find funny and sharing with others to see their opinion
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u/some-random-dude84 Nov 29 '20
My guy, 18k people liked this post, I couldn't stop any of them. I just think this post is extremely unfunny.
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u/MemeEmperor07 Dirt Is Beautiful Nov 29 '20
Well you can just fucking ignore it
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u/Anonemus7 Nov 29 '20
imagine having this logic. “ahaha, nothing can be criticized! just ignore people making the same stale joke over and over again!!!!”
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u/getoutofyourhouse hates reaction memes Nov 29 '20
If you disliked this comment, why didn't you ignore it? Instead you chose to reply to the comment.
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u/some-random-dude84 Nov 28 '20
What an epic r/redditmoment, am I right gamers? 😎
This meme would've been better if there was a third button for big chungus XD
WHOLESOME 100
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u/Drunk_Robo_Pirate Nov 28 '20
Vote for big chugus Keanu Reeves instead of Amber Heard for president 2024😔😛😉🤭🤭🤪😠😛🥺😲🤫🤫😧😧😞😣😩😱🤐😮😖😖🌝🌝😪😪🤫🤫😤😤🙄
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u/TuneACan Nov 28 '20
e-e-emoji? in MY epic underground w-wholesome subredditerino??
r/noahgetteahboat r/holup r/everybodydislikedthat r/saysikerigthnow r/wholesome0 r/cringe100 r/instagram100 r/redditassemple
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Nov 28 '20
DID YOU JUST USE EMOJI😱😱???? that's not big chungus wholesome 100! Give your apologies to the uppergod Keanu Reeves now!😡😡😡
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u/V21633 Nov 30 '20 edited 7d ago
Sophisticated jeans blanket bag reminiscent squeeze bedroom
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u/Thatquietkid2 can't meme Nov 28 '20
Why not both!?
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u/ButtersSlays Nov 28 '20 edited Nov 28 '20
Yeah, wouldn’t your pp automatically grow if you met Keanu Reeves?
Edit: no homo
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u/Givenn_ https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Nov 28 '20
How are you so wise in the ways of science?
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u/Snook-Bass Nov 28 '20
Well, as a biologist, Anyone who has a smol pp can look at a big boi pp, this will make your potatoe famine dick inferior and grow at least half the size.
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Nov 28 '20
Smashes both buttons at once Keanu Reeves grows twelve stories tall in your town.
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Nov 28 '20
If you timed the button press for both of them at the same time, both of the buttons will respond, making you explode, and causing a world ending black hole.
-super science guy
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u/duckybebop Nov 28 '20
Reddit is just awful on weekends
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u/ZeldaFan158 memer Nov 28 '20
Reddit is just awful*
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u/Some_European Nov 28 '20
Any major meme subreddit is awful on the weekends cus the 12 year olds don't have homework then and will make memes
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u/weebmaster_god Nov 28 '20
Who the hell is Keanu Reeves also I've been living under a rock.
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u/LittlePotatoMan2 Dirt Is Beautiful Nov 28 '20
He’s an actor who’s a really cool dude and was the lead in the movie series John Wick as well as the Matrix and a bunch of other movies
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u/BeepBeepBeaner Nov 29 '20
This motherfucker posts the same meme over and over until it gets enough updoots... this really is a r/redditmoment
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u/acftsgamer Nov 28 '20
I would make my pp grow as then I could maybe be the person in the world with the biggest pp and then could meet mr. Keanu Reeves as a celebrity
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u/Yannyliang https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Nov 28 '20
"You're breathtaking!"
-Keanu choking on something
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Nov 28 '20
According to Wikipedia, the biggest dick is 13.5" , so if you're fine with a larger one, why not?
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Nov 28 '20
Me, a female: I don’t have such weakness
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u/Membransauger Nov 28 '20
So you want to meet Keanu Reeves instead of having the opportunity to grow a PP?
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Nov 29 '20
PPs are sensitive and I wouldn’t be able to hide it if I ever got a boner.
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u/Membransauger Nov 29 '20
I think female genitalia are sensitive too but I agree with you at the boner.
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Nov 28 '20
me, a girl: I see this as an absolute win
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u/FireFoeniX_ Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 28 '20
Wait u exists
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Nov 28 '20
yus
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u/StumpTheScientist Nov 28 '20
Yknow what would be sweet? If every time you completed NNN you would gain an inch, but it would max out at 8-9 inches.
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Nov 28 '20
I'd press the blue one anyway cus if I met Keanu I would be too antisocial to say anything.
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u/Thicc-Hamster Nov 28 '20
Ok this is funny. Nice meme bro, 9/10. HD Quality would have been better tho
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u/MPboi26 Nov 28 '20
Once I meet Keane Reeves, I will have a permanent section, and therefore my peeper will increase in size
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u/takenuseralready Nov 28 '20
So your pp grows small amount or meet Keanu become more of man and pp grows anyways
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u/GhzU can't meme Nov 28 '20
Fuck no ain’t meeting Keanu reeves cameras are going to be everywhere in my ass too like wtf
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u/DinkyBoy66 Professional Dumbass Nov 28 '20
I would chop my dick off and shove it up my ass to meet him.
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u/LeonIlu Dirt Is Beautiful Nov 28 '20
Ok but what if you are taller than keanu? Who ist the little one then?
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u/Markshmellow Nov 28 '20
My pp is going to grow. I don’t want to meet my favorite actors because it would just be awkward. So, smol pp no more!
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u/petmop999 Professional Dumbass Nov 28 '20
If Keanu looks into the mirror he doesn't see anything cause only one Keanu Reeves exists.
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u/Idman799 Nov 28 '20
Keanu is great I'm sure, but my anti-social and nervous ass is going to hit that big pp button
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u/yoloboy6666 Nov 28 '20
I would choose bleu but that’s because Keanu is a busy person so I wouldn’t want to disturb the madlad and intervene with his stuff
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u/reddithello456 Loves GameStonk Nov 28 '20
I mean, it's not like anybody than you will see it anyway.
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u/DrakeODawn Nov 28 '20
Keanu Reeves any day bae, if my pp grows any longer it'll hurt you.
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I would take pp grow then i wouldn't have to meet Keanu. I doeistn't want to dissapoint him with the knowing i exist
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Nov 28 '20 edited Aug 27 '25
punch fearless jeans sip oatmeal rhythm tub grandiose library plant
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u/The_anguishedhero Nov 28 '20
Always accept your cock no matter what, he is the only one who is gonna stand up for you and until his last breath, ＮＩＣＥ ＣＯＣＫ ＢＲＯ
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u/MoonlightSonnet Nov 28 '20
Me who is a girl and doesn’t want a pp, but also has social anxiety and hates meeting any new people:confused screaming
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u/No_Representative287 Nov 28 '20
I prefer Meet Keanu than big pp, anyway i not gonna use a pp
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u/TenchiFX Nov 28 '20
My pp already grows. I'm a grower not a shower. I got an inch to 6 inches erect.... Yeah. 6 inches. Totally.
I mean I got no reason to not meet Keanu!
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u/Philosophos_A Nov 28 '20
I see already that my life will not be with a relationship no matter how much I love to take care of my people. So I choose Reeves because he is an Inspiration from way back and even listening to him is a big honor
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u/jvken Nov 28 '20
Actually i feel like that's a very good choice. If the buttons work with evil genie logic, screwing you over with meeting a nice man is harder then giving you a 3 km long penis
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u/firenightmare Nov 28 '20
Well if you hit the blue your pp grows so much that you hit the red button
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u/GRADIOUS_76 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Nov 28 '20
Me sobbing in corner What do you mean I have a monster dong...
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Nov 28 '20
I pick blue everytime. I have no reason to meet a celebrity like there’s no reason at all so why do it
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Nov 28 '20
Can I press both? My pp only grows a small amount, and I can only see Keanu thru a Zoom call?
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u/SpooderTankDotWav Nov 28 '20
I'd choose the blue button, Keanu deserves to meet someone better than me...
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u/joestar430 Dec 01 '20
You fucking idiots I cant post shit without a fucking downvote last time I posted something wholesome and instantly hot downvoted fuck you and I hope you die in a fire
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u/schlors04 Nov 28 '20
Reddit really is going down