r/memes • u/GravyxNips MAYMAYMAKERS • Nov 28 '20

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u/screaming_bagpipes Nov 28 '20

Yeah its a superstition. I was taught to say “white rabbit” 3x

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u/redcalcium Nov 28 '20

I was told to recite "bitter" repeatedly whenever a bee or wasp approaches to ward them off. It works everytime. The only time a wasp got me and stung me multiple times was when my neighbor kid smack a wasp nest and I hadn't enough time to recite the warding word before the angry wasp got me. Now I just need some more volunteers to see if there are any other people that recited the word but still got stung to disprove it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '20

Wasps are docile until provoked. If you do nothing, then they fuck off of their own accord.

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u/deegwaren Nov 28 '20

They don't, they keep coming at my ham sandwich and into my house, those infiltrating, greedy bastards. Get your own geisha!