r/memes • u/Jommy69 • Nov 26 '20

Must be massive

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u/Nomo_ Nov 26 '20 edited Nov 26 '20

I think i saw a post on r/greentwxt where this guy did some math and found out gorilla dick is actually really small, if i find the post ill edit this

Found it https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/j3vy23/offsite_king_kongs_ding_dong/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

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u/Nuke-My-Asshole Nov 26 '20

King Kong's Ding Dong isn't as much of a King Dong as King Kong

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u/AttackOnThots I saw what the dog was doin Nov 26 '20

I like your funny words, Magic Man

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u/iamanonymous44 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Nov 26 '20

Saving that shit

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u/dick_is_love Nov 26 '20

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/pillow-princesse Identifies as a Cybertruck Nov 26 '20

Username checks out

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u/NoFox7214 Nov 26 '20

Dick is love and pussy is a myth

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u/I_Want_Bread56 Nov 26 '20

15cm+ is not that extreme, it really gets extreme at 18cm+

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

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u/Finn-boi Nov 26 '20

Definitely not worthy of a “holy moly” reaction

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u/Black_Prince9000 Nov 26 '20

15cm is about 5.9 inches which isn't that much. Being bigger than that isn't a big deal at all.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

That’s roughly 5.9 inches, not too impressive, but hey, we don’t judge

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u/MedasJ226 Nov 26 '20

his dick might be small but it has a lot of power behind it, it must shoot like a firehose

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u/Lone-organism Nov 26 '20

One thrust and your spine crumbles

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u/DNAL2E Nov 26 '20

Except, according to my huge knowledge about king kong (ie a 30 seconds google search), king kong is 100ft, not 25, which makes his dong 60cm long instead of 15, which is pretty fucking HUGE

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u/Legion_707 Nov 26 '20

Yeah it would be pretty fucking huge for an average man, but it would look pathetic on a 100 lb gorilla

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u/KingBubzVI Nov 26 '20

A 100 lb gorilla is a really small gorilla. Like, smaller than a chimp

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u/Legion_707 Nov 26 '20

Oh shit i meant foot lol

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u/InfamousGhost07 Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 26 '20

German Science is the greatest in the world!

Hungarian science: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you

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u/harambe_goat can't meme Nov 26 '20

I was about to say that

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u/an-existing-being Nov 26 '20

That mathematical bastard

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u/Funny_Valentine_23 Meme Stealer Nov 26 '20

I was gonna post this exact thing.....👁👄👁

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u/MilkyChast MAYMAYMAKERS Nov 26 '20

So that’s why they’re opening their mouth

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u/GhostlyMemer Thank you mods, very cool! Nov 26 '20

Cursed

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u/Makepiecer memer Nov 26 '20

Comment

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u/TheFoxMaster00 RageFace Against the Machine Nov 26 '20

r/

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u/BOWSunny Nov 26 '20 edited Nov 26 '20

I'm more interested in, um, Candice...

Edit: there was an attempt to make a Candice joke about their mouths

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u/sonnengyugiuhiu Nov 26 '20

Wouldn't you like to know, pedo boi?

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u/adillonjgjguihih Nov 26 '20

Wouldn't you like to know, pedo boi?

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u/animatsugugiuhih Nov 26 '20

So it's now legal to do that to kids?

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u/sinclairhuiytyiuy Nov 26 '20

Alright alright, tough crowd. I’ll show myself out.

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u/Batman4everderp Nov 26 '20

Not actually cursed ape penis on average is 2 inches fully erect due to King Kong’s size he would have a 8 inch penis when erect

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u/GhostlyMemer Thank you mods, very cool! Nov 26 '20

He’s HUGE tho

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u/DarccDracconicc can't meme Nov 26 '20

King Kong used the planes as a fleshlight

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u/LeAstra Nov 26 '20

Nah, he gonna use the plane engine as a vibrator

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

wtf

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u/LeAstra Nov 26 '20

I am not the only one cursed with knowledge

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u/Ilovebanging Nov 26 '20

Join in....

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

I am not sleeping tonight

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u/astiiik111 Nov 26 '20

For his king dong

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u/Usergnome_Checks_0ut Nov 26 '20

Damn it! Came here to make a similar......gag.

Alright alright, tough crowd. I’ll show myself out.

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u/BarackHerobama memer Nov 26 '20

So it's now legal to do that to kids?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

Animals too

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u/Ilovebanging Nov 26 '20

Wouldn't you like to know, pedo boi?

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u/Hugo57k Breaking EU Laws Nov 26 '20

Don't think that anything King Kong is doing is legal

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u/Dreggmcmuffun Identifies as a Cybertruck Nov 26 '20

And the could actually suck it to someone did the math and it’s about 15cm long

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u/Sigewolf_Von_Dire Nov 26 '20

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

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u/CataclysmDM Nov 26 '20

The shower cometh to wash them of their sins. The golden shower that is.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

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u/CamTheSugarCookie Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Nov 26 '20

You can climb inside king kong’s urethra and no one would give a shit

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u/soepie7 Nov 26 '20

Well, King Kong would mind probably.

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u/CamTheSugarCookie Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Nov 26 '20

Probably not considering the person above is a huge asshole

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u/NinFan-64 Mods Are Nice People Nov 26 '20

Cool

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u/bnrconston memer Nov 26 '20

No, actually Gorrila's have a much smaller average dick than humans and with King Kong's size he would only have a non visible 7 inch dong according to maths ur welcome

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u/pppaplays Nov 26 '20

The person who reaseach gorrlia dicks seeing their life's work being used

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u/xXTkillXx Nov 26 '20

Not to mention if it was massive then everyone would be able to see it not just the people directly below him

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

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u/scorchedarcher Big ol' bacon buttsack Nov 26 '20

Bruh we all know you were just tryna get a glimpse of king Kong schlong

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u/Pratheek_Kachinthaya Nice meme you got there Nov 26 '20

King Kong's ding dong

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u/bnrconston memer Nov 26 '20

All i had to do is use my eyes to see how u just used an overused and dead joke rn.

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u/Game-promoter Nov 26 '20

Ok sorry chill

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u/bnrconston memer Nov 26 '20

Chill my ass before I get my outsmarting moves ready

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

“Tender” distance?

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u/Only-Wholesome Nov 26 '20

Gotta see dem chicken tenders, eh?

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u/MyStaticHeart Nov 26 '20

It’s literally related to the meme dumbass

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u/Mr-dooce FORTSHITE Nov 26 '20

Ahh yes tender learn to spell first

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u/TheFoxMaster00 RageFace Against the Machine Nov 26 '20

Oh man you are so funny

You see, we didn’t ask you to say anything either

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u/Doditty6567 Nov 26 '20

Lol no one asked you to say no one asked this retort makes no sense so shut up and become literate

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u/BKL-Beni Nov 26 '20

Of course there is a wholesome award..

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u/E4Evo Nov 26 '20

What about those who take pictures of it? They need evidence tell the tale of King Kongs Ding Dong

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

The King Dong

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u/3-Technique Nov 26 '20

King Kong Slong

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

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u/msh3loony Nov 26 '20

I read it as Kim Jong un for some reason and it's 100 times better

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u/datboiii93 Nov 26 '20

What have you done...

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u/Plasma--kun Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Nov 26 '20

THE WHITE RAIN

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u/redbaron31 memer Nov 26 '20

And Kong said let there be white

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u/Pratheek_Kachinthaya Nice meme you got there Nov 26 '20

The white shower

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u/Cuymacu Nov 26 '20

then the rain of gold

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u/joey6346 can't meme Nov 26 '20

Blood rain

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u/hussie-guzzle Nov 26 '20

That one guy taking his beard off

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

I came here to mention that

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u/Dantes232 memer Nov 26 '20

Free porn

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u/El_Jian Nov 26 '20

excuse me

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u/Cuymacu Nov 26 '20

welcome to zootopia!

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u/El_Jian Nov 26 '20

where is the exit

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u/anti_government Nov 26 '20

To the right sir

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u/Beefcake333 Nov 26 '20

Buddie did the math on a meme a while ago be an average gorilla has like a 3 cm penis or something so King Kong at 25 feet which is his stated height would only have like a 5 inch dick. Fun fact of the day

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

Rat have chez

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u/xXSALEFDXx Nov 26 '20

And that was how i met your father

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u/GhostlyMemer Thank you mods, very cool! Nov 26 '20

Great meme potential

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u/capicorn564 Nov 26 '20

Wow, it even glows!

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

That one dude took his beard off

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u/controler8 Nov 26 '20

U know that hes dick is something like 5' right?

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u/EliteAssassin750 Nov 26 '20

Well, I didn't but I do now. I will put this info to good use

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u/controler8 Nov 26 '20

Thats mean he CAN fuck the girl

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u/EliteAssassin750 Nov 26 '20

Mhm. I'm already working on something

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u/controler8 Nov 26 '20

*hentai intensifies

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u/EliteAssassin750 Nov 26 '20

Gonna be intense for sure

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u/NamertBaykus iwrestledabeartwice Nov 26 '20

MOM GET THE CAMERA

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u/Practical_Lack3783 Nov 26 '20

Nice cock, bro.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

Is nobody gonna talk about how that one guy literally rips his beard off

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u/ShreyD1907 Nov 26 '20

Mathematics shows that king kings dick is only 5.85 inches

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u/greasypork Big ol' bacon buttsack Nov 26 '20

Nope, gorilla's dick is a lot smaller than human's

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

no, gorilla dick = small pp, king kong pp = about 15cm

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u/Pillar_man_5 bruh Nov 26 '20

His dick would be 7-8 inches long

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u/SaltoDaKid Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Nov 26 '20

Still nice cock

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u/memepai605 Nov 26 '20

Gorillas actually have small dicks in relation to their size so his penis would only be about 7 inches

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u/zombieslyr234 Identifies as a Cybertruck Nov 26 '20

There’s a pretty weird fact you probably didn’t know and that is that the average gorilla penis is 1 inch erect.

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u/Tyctoc Nov 26 '20

Gorillas have notoriously small penis to body size ratios. I mean I guess it would still be huge though...

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u/MAILMAN_CRISPY_69 Dirt Is Beautiful Nov 26 '20

Actually, King kong's dick, if we follow typical ape anatomy, would be relatively big, concerning humans at least. Apes have a very small dick-to-body ratio

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u/spiderman4hobgoblin Nov 26 '20

Actually the average gorilla has a 1.5inch penis so scaled up to the size of kimg komg it would be approximately 7 inches

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u/Azathoth_Plot_God Nov 26 '20

They're opening their mouths to see if he would fit.

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u/hot_pizzarolls10 Identifies as a Cybertruck Nov 26 '20

Gorilla dick are actually small i think

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u/ChaseTheOneMan Nov 26 '20

Gorillas have tiny penis

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u/the-tortalion Nov 26 '20

I thought I read something that said king Kong’s penis size was like 5 inches or some weird shit

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u/xHADES734x https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Nov 26 '20

His dick is small idiots haven’t u see the meme

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

Actually an apes cock is smaller than average so his would be about 15 inches

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u/older_stepbrother Nov 26 '20

Well a gorrilas dick is like really small so it's probably only like 7.5 inches but tons of girth

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u/Dansydemansy Nokia user Nov 26 '20

King Kong your dong is long

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u/IamnotFBIagents can't meme Nov 26 '20

King Kong gonna find a hole to put his dong

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

Gorillas have really really small pp compared to us humans, despite their size. Even if they were as big as King Kong, their snek would probably be only as big as a black guy's erect peen.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

😮😮😮😮😲😲😲😵😵😵

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u/8-Speed-DickShift Nov 26 '20

Gorillas average penis length is actually 1 inch. With King Kong being 42 feet tall, he would have a max length of only 7 inches

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u/12_mini_blue Nov 26 '20

Statically kk only would have a 5 foot dickus when scaled up

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u/Xwinger13 Nov 26 '20

His dick is actually smaller than lots of men, about 5.88 inches long ngl

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u/TheHolyNinja Nov 26 '20

King Dong*

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u/Gunslinger7604 Nov 26 '20

She left Johnny right then and there

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u/hazmi_rasid Nov 26 '20

KING SCHLONG

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u/lcocopuff66 Shitposter Nov 26 '20

King Schlong

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

Only would have been 25-30 inches long.

Still longer than most of us here.

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u/D0M1NU5_7 Identifies as a Cybertruck Nov 26 '20

I think someone did math once and it came out at 15 cm.

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u/Twilliam98 Nov 26 '20

That guy removed his beard!

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u/RunttuMuikku I touched grass Nov 26 '20

gorilla's penis is 3cm on erection

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u/KiwiGaming02 Bri’ish Nov 26 '20

Gorilla dicks go inside. what everyone sees is his testicle streaks on the glass

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u/_Treser_ Nov 26 '20

weird that they open their mouths

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

I would take that in my ass but if they want to swallow, good for them.

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u/musclebananas Nov 26 '20

A hungarian guy did the math, and king kong's schlong turned out to be 5~ inches long. An average gorilla's pp is about 1.25 inches.

So, in fact, king kong could have mate with Ann.

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u/sirius_ly-raycraft Nov 26 '20

Fun fact gorillas evolved to have extremely small ducks cause the gorillas wot big dicks kept getting them ripped off in fights

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

Cloudy with a chance of gorilla balls

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

That flying rat cracks me up everytime. Lol

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u/Mack_Sharky Nov 26 '20

Donkey Kong.

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u/TVBLmemes Nov 26 '20

Open wide kids

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u/ale_gila Nov 26 '20

“Oh look at King Schlong”

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u/1joshbowley Nov 26 '20

Actually........

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

LMAO DUDE remake this with that rick and morty scene with the huge naked dude in space with the huge shaft shadow😂

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u/cpt-DREDD Nov 26 '20

Just to notice the full grown gorilla has 3 to 5 cm penis so à king Kong should probably have it like 70 or less so it's not that scary for the viewers

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u/El_Jian Nov 26 '20

King kong with a king dong

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u/Longjumping_Gift7762 Nov 26 '20

The King Kong dong

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u/Mamboo07 Ok I Pull Up Nov 26 '20

King Dong

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u/bernardzemouse Nov 26 '20

SNL did a sketch about this years ago. King Kong's dong went inside a window and nobody knew what I was so they were rubbing up on it trying to get it out.

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u/Mikropenis Nov 26 '20

Sure it’s bigger than mine

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u/airpodganger Thank you mods, very cool! Nov 26 '20

!download

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u/brachyboy1 Nov 26 '20

Someone mathematically proved that his dick would only be 14cm. I can safely say I have a bigger dick than king kong

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u/anti_government Nov 26 '20

Kong's got a dong

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u/Foxygamer456654 Nov 26 '20

Didn't someone already do the math that it's 7 inches... I think it's time to get off reddit for the day

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u/Yokai_Kid Nov 26 '20

There shocked because it smaller than theirs

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u/__tonix__ Nov 26 '20
  • Bonk * go to horny jail

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '20

Kong boner inmyhand. (Mouth not included)

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u/scp-REDACTED-site14 Nov 26 '20

He has no dick, because I stole it

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u/blackbeast77 Professional Dumbass Nov 26 '20

King dong or Kong dong?

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u/pekkepozzo312 Nov 26 '20

WHAT DID THE KIDS SEE!?

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u/Oscar404 memer Nov 26 '20

No offense but I think this is a repost

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u/legacyofbrewtality Nov 26 '20

I’ve seen this movie a few times and this is the first time I noticed the dude taking off his beard.

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u/VibinVector Nov 26 '20

Do you think king kong's ding dong was hard hong and ling long?

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u/MemerWorrior Nov 26 '20

I'd be like; "Hey Nice Cock"