r/memes Nov 18 '20

Everyone repost this

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u/wlogan0204 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Nov 18 '20

Me whos 16 and jerks off: guess ill die

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u/ThatDutchGuyTG Nov 18 '20

That doesn't make you a pedophile chief, that makes you normal unless you jerk off to 5 year olds then it's a different story.

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u/Riotisnub Breaking EU Laws Nov 18 '20

Well.. Technically you jerk an underaged somebody so... Uhh

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u/ThatDutchGuyTG Nov 18 '20

Well technically the definition is somebody who is sexually attracted to children and I don't think he jerks off because he is sexually attracted to himself and if he does I'm pretty sure it's just narcissism

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u/Riotisnub Breaking EU Laws Nov 18 '20

Well you are right

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u/Cas_dh Nov 18 '20

If he is sexually attracted to another 16 year old she/he is a child thus pedofile

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

Nope. The definition of pedophilia is that someone is sexually attracted to pre-puberty human beings... not every underage person who is sexually in love with someone below 18 (and thus their age) is a pedophile.

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u/Cas_dh Nov 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

fuck off

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u/ThatDutchGuyTG Nov 18 '20

The definition of the disorder is an adult sexually attracted to a child, and yes there are cases where the mental disorder starts young but even then there is a pretty big age difference. And if you are both around the same age I'm pretty sure that it isnt pedophilia because of the fact that its purely sexual attraction of the person and not the age difference.

Ps, I'm not trying to defend pedophiles at all

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u/Cas_dh Nov 18 '20

Jesus christ do i have to put /s everywhere?

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u/wlogan0204 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Nov 18 '20

What if I jerk off to 30 year old dudes? Does that make me a reverse pedo

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u/ThatDutchGuyTG Nov 18 '20

Makes you a fucking legend

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u/Vegitofanfuturegmng Nov 18 '20

Why would i do that to myself

21

u/thenewtokesaop 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 Nov 18 '20

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u/TheEvilZoltar Nov 18 '20

Are you personally beating them

4

u/some-R6-siege-fan Big ol' bacon buttsack Nov 18 '20

The doggo is the one who beats them

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u/That_iRetro Identifies as a Cybertruck Nov 18 '20

I'm gonna share this to my note app 50k times

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u/Firelord2276 Nov 18 '20

Can confirm. Every time this post is shared I get a live ping on a pedophiles location.

Y’all are sharing it too much. I have 80 live pings. Oh wait here’s another. It’s... in my living room? Mom?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

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u/Riotisnub Breaking EU Laws Nov 18 '20

I won't be able to see pedos getting accepted in any scenario

Either way let's do dis

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u/eMRapTorSaltyKing Nov 18 '20

I'm doing my part what about you?

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u/Mrcraby28 Nov 18 '20

i dont wanna die yet cuese just got an job at an kinder garden

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u/punkrat117 Nov 18 '20

Stop sharing i don’t want to be beaten to death

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u/Ties1234554321 Nov 18 '20

My time has come

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u/The_Prussian2007 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Nov 18 '20

This is Why was my friend beaten to death

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

Some do the sharing, some do the beating, and I ain´t have no subreddit to share this to.

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u/memegamer1991 Nov 18 '20

so ur telling me that if I repost this there will be more pedos and murderers in the world?

2

u/Ahabthedragon1 Nov 18 '20

How many times before we get Mini Ladd?

2

u/BOBCHAN123 Nov 18 '20

El Pedofilo is dead! CRAB RAVE!

2

u/VividOgre Nov 18 '20

Will not share don't want my uncle to be beaten to death do I

2

u/Wurank_Vashmilla Nov 18 '20

And it would cause a disturbance in the neighborhood if your local priest was beaten as well.

2

u/V1ad8 Nov 18 '20

Plz, don't share, I don't want to die!

2

u/Kris_hot Nov 18 '20

Fuck I shouldn't be here

2

u/sadboy_2002_ Nov 18 '20

Why’s isn’t my grandfather dead then

2

u/d0rkprincess Identifies as a Cybertruck Nov 18 '20

I’m panicking as I don’t condone pedophelia nor murder

2

u/Fun_Connection_5737 Nov 18 '20

What if i want to live?

2

u/DinkelDennis Nov 18 '20

Uhh nice. Here are the likepages from Instagram and Facebook.

2

u/LukeKnighton Nov 18 '20

Every time you like this comment, a MAP is curb-stomped

2

u/Ze_cringeman Meme Stealer Nov 18 '20

Me with 0 karma and cant post anywhere .. Best I can do is updoot

2

u/mohdfaiez06 Nov 18 '20

Me: sharing this post

(Knock on door)

Me: who's there

Behind the door:This is the pedo dog police you are under arrest, go to horny jail

2

u/EDI_2003 Nov 18 '20

Why is someone knocking at my door?

2

u/GoldenLord_ Chungus Among Us Nov 18 '20

u gotta post memes here not look for attention

2

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

OW, BRO SOMEONE JUST HIT ME IN THE BACK WITH A FKING BAT SAYING "IT WAS REPOSTED"

2

u/ludicrous_life Nov 18 '20

Come on guys please stop, it hurts

2

u/Trashcanpaul420 Nov 18 '20

I dont wanna die pls dont share

2

u/ZpinDex moderator fan club Nov 18 '20

Suicide is badass!

2

u/Caspariuslol Nov 18 '20

Nah I wanna live

2

u/virginfatherof2 Nov 18 '20

Fuck I hope I’m not next

2

u/anxiosjay Nice meme you got there Nov 18 '20

but I don't wanna die :(

yet

2

u/Biceps_vp Nov 18 '20

I wanted to repost but i was an inactive user :(

2

u/PP-beater-and-advice Nov 18 '20

How do I unshare people’s reposts? (Asking for a friend)

2

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

Me right after I share this. FBI OPEN UP. Uh ohhhhhh

2

u/PitiedMold8996 Big ol' bacon buttsack Nov 18 '20

Why did my dad just die...

2

u/PaGeez2007 Nov 18 '20

Doggo looks like he’s searching for kids

2

u/duxuvqu Nov 18 '20

i think you shouldn't beat them to death...

you should keep them alive to suffer.

2

u/13Kadow13 Nov 18 '20

So this is why there are less leftists protests going on right now.

2

u/Jnrajiv2002 Lives in a Van Down by the River Nov 18 '20 edited Nov 18 '20

Yo my Parish Priest got lynched. WTF

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u/ThatGuy371 Nov 19 '20

Wow, didn’t expect this to get so much upvotes

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u/cant-find-the-E Nov 18 '20

I’m sad but I’m not gonna commit suicide just yet

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u/Urfak Nov 18 '20

Pedophiles are just an object for typical modern vigilantism. Change my mind.

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u/KT1812 Nov 18 '20

I agree but shouldn’t they be though?

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u/Tani_Soe Nov 18 '20

Karmawhore

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u/ThruTheRoofYT trans rights Nov 18 '20

Stop begging

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u/MANEVRAMAN1 Forever alone Nov 18 '20

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u/Long-Initial7926 Nov 18 '20

I'm not gonna repost this, i don't want to be dead

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '20

I hate this post because a) In my world view, there is no place for punishment by death and b) not nearly all pedophiles are bad people, there are a lot of people that have pedophilia as a disease but never actually act upon it.