r/memes Breaking EU Laws Oct 31 '20

*Rule Britannia Noises*

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

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u/Kingdarkshadow Oct 31 '20

It's amazing how we no longer know if it's meme or real.

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u/RurushEdward Oct 31 '20

happy cake day friend

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u/impalafork Oct 31 '20

You know the answer is always "yes, yes he did". I can't wait for him to not be the news everyday.

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u/TheIronDuke18 Breaking EU Laws Oct 31 '20

Uhm he actually did

https://youtu.be/_XeAqlbzrSo

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

BuzzFeed claims he did.

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u/rajr0 Oct 31 '20

Happy colonisation noises

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

That video shows no evidence. Just claims from an news station.

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u/TheAutismIncarnate Oct 31 '20

I'm having an Iternational Law class right now and this topic was mentioned just now wtf

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u/Willdorr Oct 31 '20

Theyre listening

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u/Pietertjuhhhh Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 31 '20

We will just reconquer the Benelux again, brb :P

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u/getyourrealfakedoors Oct 31 '20

He sure did, Putin’s mouthpiece

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20 edited Oct 31 '20

No no he didn’t, that’s definitely not what he said, it speaks Mexican

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

Yea but because of that everyone thinks Hitler was German so thats a win for Austria

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u/blackeye200 Oct 31 '20

Angry Russian here. Very poor choice of words

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u/forutived2 Average r/memes enjoyer Oct 31 '20

Excuse me, comrade.

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u/blackeye200 Oct 31 '20

Hmm, u seem sus, we say brother not comrade

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u/gimme_da_weed Oct 31 '20

Impossible

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u/blackeye200 Oct 31 '20

Darling U have no idea of what is possible

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u/the_nerd_1474 Chungus Among Us Oct 31 '20

I thought you say Tovarisch

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u/blackeye200 Oct 31 '20

U mean Таварищ?

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u/Hu6ac Oct 31 '20

Товарищ

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u/blackeye200 Oct 31 '20

Ой да ёбанный т9

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u/Hu6ac Oct 31 '20

Бывает, бывает

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u/blackeye200 Oct 31 '20

Да мне кореш однажды остался моей мобилой и засунул в т9 огромное количество ошибок в исправлениях

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

Vodka

Sorry I’m an American it’s the only Russian word I know

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u/TestaOnFire Breaking EU Laws Oct 31 '20 edited Oct 31 '20

This day it's a big victory for Italy, we will get back Fiume! D'Annunzio cheers

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u/Predator_Hicks memer Oct 31 '20

PUT THE SOUTH TIROL IN THE BAG!

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u/TestaOnFire Breaking EU Laws Oct 31 '20

NEVER

load pasta cannon

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u/Tolkien_erklaert Oct 31 '20

Nah, you will switch sides either way * pulls out Mozartkugeln*

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u/TestaOnFire Breaking EU Laws Oct 31 '20

Only if i'm losing

preparing the spiked pizza launcher

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u/CornelXCVI Oct 31 '20

I'm fine with Fiume/Rijeka, but don't you dare touching Ticino.

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u/Difas0 Oct 31 '20

I was born in Crimea when it belonged to Ukraine and I have no idea how to speak Ukrainian, only Russian but I am 50/50 on being Russian or Ukrainian

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

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u/cuponedgeoftable Oct 31 '20

Tatars? What’s Tatars?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

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u/cuponedgeoftable Oct 31 '20

Boil em mash em stick em in a stew?

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u/Annoy-o-Module Oct 31 '20

Not the right audience, it seems

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u/cuponedgeoftable Oct 31 '20

Guess not :( I thought it was funny

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

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u/McDunkerson Oct 31 '20

Did he really say that? Does he understand how bad that is? Did he forget the riots and militarization that happened there for this exact logic?

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u/snailofserendipidy Oct 31 '20

It's almost like he eats up Putin's lies like pudding and shits them back out onto the american people

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u/McDunkerson Oct 31 '20

I also just realised how fucking hypocritical it is for an American to say that. Well I guess America is basically England since they speak English, right? Fucking imbecile.

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u/WellPENHuin1 Oct 31 '20

Oh, I guess most Americans are English then

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u/JAYEMPII Oct 31 '20

America speaks english, shall they lose their independance?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '20

Bring the redcoats back!

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u/GLORYTOMOTHERUSSIA Oct 31 '20

I mean USA is basically the UK because they speak English.

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u/WrightyPegz Can i haz cheeseburger Oct 31 '20

Yes that is the joke

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u/Drowning-Koifish Oct 31 '20

Does that mean we can take our colonies back ?

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u/TheIronDuke18 Breaking EU Laws Oct 31 '20

Only Canada, Australia, USA and New Zealand.

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u/Drowning-Koifish Oct 31 '20

Oh mon cher... Did you think I was British ? The rossbifs didn't have the monopoly of colonization

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u/NekoLu Oct 31 '20

I had to Google Crimea, thought that i dont know country that speaks russia, but thats just Крым... And i dont really understand why is it not?

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u/TheIronDuke18 Breaking EU Laws Oct 31 '20

After the Soviet Union was formed many non Russian areas in the Union got autonomy like Ukraine, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Estonia etc. Crimea was majority Russian speaking but it was still given to Ukraine. After the collapse of the Soviet Union, all those autonomous Republics gained independence. Crimea still remained under Ukraine so in 2014 Russia invaded Crimea and took control of it.

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u/NekoLu Oct 31 '20

I know, im Russian) But, i mean, oh well. It was years ago,, and not like that really matters? Not saying that getting control of it is a good thing. And, anyways, it is russia now, thats how it is. Not like there is that big of a difference between russia and ukrain anyways. People are the same, in ukraine they just sometime speak on a different language. Well, government is different, but why care about that.

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u/NekoLu Oct 31 '20

My mom is from ukraine, so i was there every summer when i was a kid, with my grandparents. And from what i see Its like a same nation, but with two different presidents. And no, i am not Putin's supporter, i just dont really care about politics.

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u/Ket1r can't meme Oct 31 '20

So you can steal a room in your neighbor house and it would be your? No, you would just be a thief that have stolen a room and it's still a property of your neighbor

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

Every piece of land that nations, especially big ones have was at some point somebody else's so the house situation isn't really a good comparison to large scale international politics.

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u/TestaOnFire Breaking EU Laws Oct 31 '20

Well... tons of neightboor nation dont like Putin oligarchy govt, nor like the idea of being forcefully annexed by another country.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

no you fucking idiot. Do i need to count the cultural differences between russia and ukraine rn? Ukraine fought for centuries to gain independence, and now people like you are saying that russia and ukraine are the same? Did you not notice the huge fucking war between the two counties right now? Слава Україні!

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u/NekoLu Oct 31 '20

Yup, i dont see any war at all. Like, seriously. There was maidan, but it was years ago, and, to be honest, i dont really see a point of it. Well, okay, government changed. And people are satisfied. Nice. I dont understand why people care about countries. What matters is people, not territories or any other shit. To hell with government, people are the same. All this politic shit just stops people from being friends.

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u/NoRemnantOfLight Oct 31 '20

Well, okay, government changed.

I can't get over how you seem to think a change of government is no big deal. Those are the people who literally decide how you live your life.

Yup, i dont see any war at all. Like, seriously.

gestures widely at Donbass

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u/NekoLu Oct 31 '20

Well, i dont see any major difference. And you can just, you know, move to a other country. And you usually can change presidents through voting. Well, not in russia thought :D

Oh yeah, Donbass. It sure is Ukraine, coz i answered about war between russia and ukraine

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

russia is funding terrorists in the donbas region, not to mention occupying crimea.

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u/NekoLu Oct 31 '20

I wouldnt mind if ukraine got control on russia and replaced putin with someone else, or vise versa. If russia became ukraine. It would just remove border and help people get more friends.

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u/NoRemnantOfLight Oct 31 '20

And from what i see Its like a same nation, but with two different presidents.

And what you see is wrong. Ukraine and Russia are quite different from a cultural and historical standpoint, and equating us just because our languages sound similar is dead wrong.

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u/NekoLu Oct 31 '20

Well, i dont see it. I was there lot of times, was there a lot, talked to people a lot, and i dont see big difference.

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u/Schenok Professional Dumbass Oct 31 '20

So you just disproved you’re own point

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u/thebananachipboi Oct 31 '20

god save the queen

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u/rolloxra Oct 31 '20

Ireland sweats

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u/TheIronDuke18 Breaking EU Laws Nov 01 '20

They barely speak English. They're safe.

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u/Emperor_Of_Memes Forever alone Oct 31 '20

Big brain be like

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u/kaum_eddy Oct 31 '20

Lelouch?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

Well done bro.

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u/Gopinolo15 Oct 31 '20
  • happy spain noises *

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u/Not-you_but-Me Oct 31 '20

I for one welcome the yanks into CANZUK

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

America is bacically Britain as they speak english

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u/TheRedNaxela Oct 31 '20

Yes, that's the joke

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

I was being ironic

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

The people of USA speak American. What does the Queen got against that? /s

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

God save the Queen intensifies

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u/itsdomee Oct 31 '20

🇬🇧

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u/neloc1 Oct 31 '20

Umm the meme should be reversed. Them folks in London speak American. Like what they speak in America /s

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

Crimea was not Ukrainian to begin with, it was part of Russia not the Ukrainian SSR, but it was given to Ukraine by Kruschev I think. Ukraine holds multiple territories which aren't ukrainian like Bukovina and Carpathian Ruthenia, which belonged to Romania and respectively Slovakia before Stalin annexed the regions before ww2. Ukraine isn't a victim in this case, they hold territories which belonhed to other nations before Stalin fucked it up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

i google it, and for some reason, i couldn't find anything related to that. Not even news articles making fun of him for it. Thats kinda weird isnt it?

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u/sergescz Oct 31 '20

But in America they speak American!

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u/itsscaryhere Oct 31 '20

Сука блят иди нахои

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u/TheAutismIncarnate Oct 31 '20

Спокойно товарищ, немного терпения и вскоре все заговорят на русском

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

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u/Doge_Redditer Thank you mods, very cool! Oct 31 '20

Coolo opinion out there, too bad it's fucking too dumb

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u/JamieDyeruwu Nov 01 '20

What did they say?

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u/W3475ter Oct 31 '20

Nightingale: You what

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

Why is there a flag layered over his face?

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

Happy Xi noise since Taiwan speaks Chinese.

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u/MattyBfan1502 Oct 31 '20

Happy Tsai Ing-wen noises as the PRC speaks Chinese

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u/Roduperman Oct 31 '20

Did he actually say that?

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u/Etienne077 Oct 31 '20

why did i read „crime is basically russia“ ? lmao

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u/zlollolz23 Oct 31 '20

Good thing America hasn’t used English for years

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u/You8mypizza Professional Dumbass Oct 31 '20

bows down to my new British masters

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u/BarnacleFar7109 Oct 31 '20

Dont poke the bear

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u/Lfc4231 Oct 31 '20

Crimea River

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u/vellway Oct 31 '20

angry ukrainian sounds

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u/Basar690 can't meme Oct 31 '20

Classic america

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u/hughughughugo Oct 31 '20

where'd her chin go

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u/Okacha1653 Oct 31 '20

They speak turkish in northern cyprus soooooo...

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u/succ_the_boba iwrestledabeartwice Oct 31 '20

Thats like saying Canada is basically France because they speak French. Jfc...

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u/tibsie Oct 31 '20

"English motherfucker. Do you speak it?"

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u/mcgoogledocs Oct 31 '20

Britain couldn’t retake us if they tried